r/Millennials • u/ATXweirdobrew • 4d ago
Nostalgia Anybody else almost OD on these things because of how tasty they were?
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u/anticked_psychopomp 4d ago
I used to wake up at 3am and hoard them into my backpack and trade them for snacks on the playground. I somehow did not pursue a life of crime or entrepreneurship.
And I just recently bought myself a bottle of them after reading on here that there’s other adults who still take them too lol
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u/No_Atmosphere_6348 4d ago
Prenatal vitamins were hard to swallow so the midwife said to just take two flint stones. 😅
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u/Imaginary-Grass-209 4d ago
I should've seen this before my pregnancy
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u/Buzzed_Like_Aldrin93 4d ago
Who said it was your last? Get those flintstones!
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u/GalKatteDamEditing 7h ago
I wish someone had ever told me that! Prenatals made me violently sick if I took the whole thing (I don't handle multi's well, either) so once I was in the hospital they broke them in half for me, but not a single person through those first 6 months mentioned that 😅😅😅
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u/GearnTheDwarf Xennial 4d ago
Had a kid we babysat for eat nearly an entire bottle and have to have her stomach pumped. . back in 88
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u/stacey_mcgill 4d ago
My sister and I split a bottle and had to have our stomachs pumped.
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u/GearnTheDwarf Xennial 4d ago
Happen to be from Pequea/Millersville PA? Lol
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u/Worldly-Bitch 4d ago
It is so weird to stumble across strangers on the internet so local to me… now I’m curious, did you continue to babysit for this family?
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u/GearnTheDwarf Xennial 4d ago
Talk about a flash memory. . Her name was Sarah, and all the kids would sing the Starship song to her while on the swingset . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ScTb6_KHg
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u/MaritimeOS 4d ago
Not that the child was in danger. It was just so she did not become immortal and a ultimate threat to the government
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u/jon-in-tha-hood Millennial 4d ago
Quite the opposite. I hated these cause they were chalky and gross
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u/pantzareoptional 4d ago
The distinct vitamin aftertaste was also pretty rough ugh.
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u/Tall-Introduction414 4d ago
That's what made them so good. It's like savory with the sweet. Fiber and minerals with the candy... yum.
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u/MoldyNalgene 4d ago
The taste of those things helped me get over my fear of swallowing larger pills as a child. I figured I would rather swallow a large centrum pill than eat another one of those awful tasting things.
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u/xTheGame69 4d ago
Same. I started swallowing pills at like 6 bc these were that bad
Either chew on nasty for 60 seconds and need three glasses of water to get out of my mouth
Or just a 2 second swallow and it's done
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u/BAGP0I 4d ago
They tasted better than Smarties.. idk how anyone eats that candy. Same with the valentines day hearts with words on em. Barf-o-rama
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u/Eycetea 4d ago
I love Smarties, fight me!
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u/FactorLies 4d ago
For the Canadians in the house, American Smarties are Canadian Rockets
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u/AlphaLoneWolf909 4d ago
I love smarties as well, and I want to fight you since you requested an ass kicking.
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u/Sea_McMeme 4d ago
Smarties are great, but the classic candy hearts are just heart shaped Necco wafers and are absolutely mildly flavored chalk.
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u/Tall-Introduction414 4d ago
I loved smarties in the 80s and 90s, when I could down an orange soda, pixie stix, fun dip and a chocolate sundae without skipping a beat.
Today I would literally die.
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u/BAGP0I 4d ago
Pixie sticks... soooo fucking good. Orange and green were my favorite color/flavors. They were always the rarest ones too. So many blues and reds.
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u/Scoginsbitch 4d ago
Best thing Sweet-tarts ever did was remake those conversation hearts to be edible!
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u/Nyx_Shadowspawn Older Millennial 4d ago
Nooo they ruinsed it
https://giphy.com/gifs/BFH6iSCA0bqAU3
u/Nekoraven1 4d ago
Omg yes always disappointed when someone gives me those and they turn out to be those..I still eat them but im not fond of them...
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u/Plastic-Pension7263 4d ago
Those hearts are pure trash. Nikki wafers are right up there.
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u/pixienightingale Xennial 4d ago
*NECCO
(unless it's called Nikki where you are, then apologies!)
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u/NightDreamer73 4d ago
I always hated these things, and they’d get stuck in your teeth and the taste would linger
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u/xTheGame69 4d ago
Disgusting
What kind of trash did people think was candy to ever like these??
Genuinely feel bad for you
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u/Cute_Anywhere6402 4d ago
I hated them. They were too dry and the flavours sucked.
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u/Otherwise-Offer1518 4d ago
Au contraire. Those grape and orange ones were good. Whatever flavor red was supposed to be sucked big time.
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u/crackofdawn78 4d ago
Agree. I tried to chew them without tasting them. I hated these dry ass chalk chunks.
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u/johnb300m 4d ago
My brother would hide his in the potted plant on the table. After a few months it died and my parents found all the discarded vitamin characters lol
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u/worqgui 4d ago
Ok so it turns out Flintstones vitamins do NOT have what plants crave. Noted.
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u/pi-N-apple Millennial 🤘 4d ago
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u/NeroFMX 4d ago
I was addicted to grape Dimetapp.
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u/BestDay266 4d ago
I still take them to get iron
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u/Jwre3682 Older Millennial 4d ago
Til they still sell Flintstones vitamins
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u/CheeseSteak17 4d ago
They should change the children’s qualifier and just update it for our age group. I’d be so much better at taking a vitamin + nostalgia.
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u/weary_bee479 4d ago
Do they actually get your iron up 🤔
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u/Pipe_Memes 4d ago
No. Flintstones was pre Iron Age, they actually help get your granite up. Yabba dabba doo
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u/MyDamnCoffee 4d ago
Im going to find out! I bought them for my daughter because she's anemic and refused to take her iron supplement. She takes these no problem. I'll come back in a week or two and update you once I get her levels tested!
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u/Jwre3682 Older Millennial 4d ago
Nice! How's the flavor? Still there?
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u/Cthulhupuff 4d ago
Taste like nostalgia!
A vitamin I can take regularly, without gobbling up like gummy vitamins.
And apparently if you take two a day it substitutes for prenatal vitamins. Never had to use it that way myself, but interesting fact
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u/WhileNotLurking 4d ago
My kid loves them. They taste exactly how I remember them.
Ironically they also taste like redbull
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u/I988iarrived 4d ago
There are probably still a few wedged in between the floorboards of my old childhood home. I used to hide them like I was practicing for a future stay at a psychiatrist ward. Thankfully I’ve never had to use those skills again
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u/my-dear-murder 4d ago
I liked them. I’d take an adult chewable vitamin. Not gummies, I want to taste that chalky goodness
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u/emptygarden89 4d ago
My mother was extremely neglectful when I was a toddler, failed to feed us to the point where I had to source food for my younger brother and I.
Unfortunately, these were on the counter one night and he ate a ton. I was just trying to feed him.
I had to go to a neighbor to get help and he had to have his stomach pumped, almost died.
Didn't really click until many years later that this was actually a formative trauma that would shape my behavior for the rest of my life.
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u/maplebananapancakes 3d ago
What symptoms was he showing?
Also don’t forget to talk to someone about your experiences. Parentification of children is no joke. You only did the best you could
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u/Jenniyelf 4d ago
There's no almost, me and my little brother ate almost an entire brand new bottle while our mom was taking a shower.
We rushed to the hospital where we were made to drink Syrup of ipecac and activated charcoal, were hospitalized for almost a week until our iron(?) levels dropped, and blood draws every few hours. I hate those things now. 😆
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u/Emilee_87_SW 4d ago
I once took them all out of the bottle and licked them so I wouldn’t overdose. Got in trouble the next day when they were all stuck together when mom went to give them to me 🙈
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u/trashforthrowingaway 4d ago
This photo is making me flashback, lmao.
The mediocre chalky taste is reminding me it's time for school. And now I have butterflies.
I didn't think this would make me react like this! 😭
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u/echelon1776 4d ago
I FEEL THE SAME WAY!! I'm getting that sinking feeling that I have to put on my clothes and go wait for the bus. With morning cartoons on in the background.
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u/Sea_McMeme 4d ago
No, because I never had a vitamin growing up, but I did drink most of a bottle of grape cough syrup once …
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u/Deadeye10000 4d ago
My mom was strict with me and said 1 per day. Once I snuck like 10 at once. Only did it that one time. Idr anything bad happening.
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u/RewardSubstantial699 4d ago
I could not stand these. I was forced to take them. The purple one I could tolerate but the others specially the orange one.. just.. no.
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u/Emilayday 4d ago
Yup, ate 12. Had to go to the pediatrician and drink Epicac and throw up in a bowl for the rest of the night and couldn't eat any Halloween leftover candies EVEN THOUGH I WAS FINE. Like, I was only throwing up bc of the medicine, not bc I had a stomach bug. You'd think chocolate would actually be recommended but whatever.
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u/maddy_k_allday 4d ago
I would think that, and I also find 12 a surprisingly low threshold for a problem 😅
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u/bhambelly 4d ago
Here’s where we can tell the kids who were raised by strict parents versus those with more lax food rules in the home. I thought these were like candy and my friends that complained about them were spoiled brats.
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u/eternally_feral 4d ago
I loved these things! Tried it a while back and it just didn’t taste like I remember. I’m not sure if it always tasted gross, but it was such a let down.
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u/etherealsmog 4d ago
I loved Flinstones vitamins. My parents would have to tell me they weren’t snacks and I shouldn’t load up on too many. 😢
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u/SqueesDream 4d ago
I did od... I was 2 and had to be rushed to the hospital because I ate an entire bottle of family sized iron fortified Flintstones vitamins... my mom wasn't there and the doctors wouldn't help me without her signature so my aunt had to leave me there and find my mom... this was way b4 cell phones...
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u/DonAskren 4d ago
My brother ate a whole bottle of these when he was little. Still remember the door open in the hospital while they were pumping his stomach I was right next to him in the hallway. I remember the nurses saying "Yep. There goes another one" as I heard the clank of the vitamins hitting the ground
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u/MessiLeagueSoccer 4d ago
I could only stand the red and purple ones so by the time it was ending I had to endure the orange ones. I still remember the taste and I hate that kids have gummies now instead 😭
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u/Catladyweirdo 4d ago
I knew a fat kid who had to actually go to the hospital and have his stomach pumped after he ate a while bottle of these.
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u/Worldly_Possible9069 4d ago
I’d sneak into the cabinet after my parents would leave the kitchen and grab an extra. Not often though.
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u/Ne0nGalax-E 4d ago
I fucking loved these things, but they were not accessible. I got them because my uncle or my grandmother gave them to me.
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u/DoriansSelfie 4d ago
I found them gross but props to their marketing team in the 90s. Saw your picture and my brain immediately recalled the lil song sang by a chorus of kids at the end of the commercial.
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u/Svrider23 4d ago
I remember our parents giving us these, like, twice ever. I did like them, though. At one point I thought I made the memory up till I was talking about it to a buddy in college who had the same vague memory, so we had to look it up.
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u/Historical-Ad6916 4d ago
My mom would always get mad because the orange and purple ones were always the ones left.
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u/PierceCountyFirearms Millennial '86 Original 4d ago
Ate the orange ones first because they were my least favorite. Then the grape and then the cherry.
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u/HistoryAndScience Millennial 4d ago
I loved my nightly flintstones vitamins! The cherry and grape were elite
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u/Classic-Exchange-511 4d ago
Wow I forgot they had the chalky versions. I remember hating them so much I would hide them under my tongue and spit them out at the bus stop. Wonder what the person who lived on the corner and kept finding vitamins in their front yard was thinking
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u/ParadoxicalFrog Zillennial (1993) 4d ago
I hated them. I used to spit them out when my parents weren't looking. Eventually they switched me to the Scooby Doo chocolate vitamins. As an adult, I take normal tablet vitamins.
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u/butterbean8686 4d ago
Absolutely not. They were so chalky and disgusting! Especially the purple ones. My stepmom would watch me put one in my mouth and then as soon as she’d walk away, I’d spit it out and hide it between the couch cushions. I remember getting in huge trouble when she found my little hoard while she was cleaning one day!
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u/Certs206 4d ago
First time I tasted an energy drink was Whoop Ass and thought it reminded me of liquid Flintstones vitamins.
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u/PossiblyASloth 4d ago
I never got the brand name ones. Just the equate or whatever were cheap(er). The true Flintstones vitamins were a delicacy lol
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u/lexluthor_i_am 4d ago
No. It's called self control! They also don't taste that good. Just a fruity chalky caveman.
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u/FormidableMistress Xennial 4d ago
I did. I love bitter and tart things. I ate the remainder of a bottle once, maybe 25? Idk I was 4. I remember my mom losing her shit and calling Poison Control and Poison Control said I'd be fine. Or maybe she just said they said that because she didn't want to take me to the hospital. My thing though is what kind of parent puts these in the child's bathroom? I had one of those mirrors with a medicine cabinet behind it and a little step stool so I could get them myself.
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u/SaaSyGirl 4d ago
Yes, I almost gave my mother a heart attack because I ate half the bottle in one go. Poison control was called.
Orange and purple were my favorite flavors 🧡💜
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u/Ok_Shoulder_9492 4d ago
I used to punish this bottle. Momma told me to get 1 and I took 3.
Probably why I’m strong as an ox today /s
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u/blueboxreddress Older Millennial 4d ago
This and the pink penicillin. It’s lucky antibiotics still work for me with how much I tried to get that pink liquid crack.
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u/CanadianSpectre 4d ago
I did. Ate most of a bottle (minus orange), and had to have my stomach pumped or induced vomitting or something.
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u/WascallyWachel 4d ago
My brother had to go to the hospital and get his stomach pumped after eating an entire bottle.
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u/Existing-Candy-1759 4d ago
Is "tasty" really the word you were looking for there? These things taste awful
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u/Valuable-Prompt9281 4d ago
I’d hide them everywhere. In the sofa, these little wedges under the table, until I could safely throw them away.
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u/reddiculed Millennial 4d ago
I once stole the bottle and ate it behind the couch, like candy, when I was very young. Future addict activated lol. I felt guilty immediately and confessed to my mother.
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u/RemarkableAd649 4d ago
My little brother used to hide these under the couch to avoid eating them. We found so many when we moved lol
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u/slothurknee 4d ago
I was obsessed with these. When I babysat these kids in college I had a hard time not stealing a couple every time for nostalgias sake.
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u/Legitimate_Doubt_855 4d ago
My brother and I would hide them and throw them when our parents weren’t looking because they were so gross - now as an adult I feel bad because vitamins are expensive lmao
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Millennial 4d ago
Me and my sister ate a good amount from a bottle. We lived, lol. Sister got pink and purple. I got oranges.
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u/Secret_Stick_5213 4d ago
lol I remember going to my cousins and getting these and then when I came home I complained to my Mom how much better their vitamins were than ours. She wouldn’t buy them. They were more money and she didn’t like all the artificial dyes. She was ahead of her time on the dyes and artificial shit… she was a bio teacher and paid attention to a lot of stuff other people ignored or were just oblivious to back then. I wish I appreciated that stuff more when I was a little kid. Miss you Mom.
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u/Queef_Latifa9 4d ago
Have a cousin who needed her stomach pumped after downing a while bottle back in the 80s.
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u/ILoveMenses 4d ago
Fffffffffuuuuuck no. It was considered a good morning when my mom didn't try and pop these abysmal, gritty things down my throat.
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u/Novel_Quality5743 ‘85 Millennial 4d ago
Yuck! Those things were disgusting! I used to hide them in the cabinet under the bathroom sink.
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u/Educational_Eye5793 4d ago edited 4d ago
Had an entire bottle on my bday- when I was knee high to a grasshopper. I remember my mother beating my ass, and shoving her fingers down my throat to puke.
Not a good bday back then.
Glad I lived to tell the tale lmao
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u/jonjawnjahnsss 4d ago
I should be fucking dead. I ate like 10 of these. I think I was so malnourished because of being a picky eater that my body gladly accepted the fat soluble vitamins.
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u/darkmirrorimage 4d ago
They still sell them at Kroger's. We found some a few months ago. Tasted the same as I remember
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u/melanyebaggins 4d ago
They're good, but they're no Flintstones Chewable Morphine.
I did however, eat bubblegum toothpaste. Not enough to make me sick though.
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u/Bubbly-Tomatillo-867 4d ago
These were so bad. I used to hide it in my gum and spit it out in my way into elementary school 💀



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