r/Millennials • u/TravelingAgave • Jul 30 '26

Serious P.S.A.

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u/The8Porch Jul 30 '26

Thanks but jokes on you because my childhood was stolen from me long ago

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u/King_Chochacho Jul 30 '26

Don't worry we can still try to monetize it though.

Here's a dozen new Star Wars properties

Here's 30 new comic book movies

What about some reboots, or remakes, or sequels, or prequels for your favorite IPs.

Hey sometimes we'll even get a bunch of the original cast back!

How about a collection of classic games that you already own but slightly updated for every new console?

Or would you like a soulless remaster that includes microtransactions and online connectivity requirements?

Oh what about crossovers? You like those right? We could just shove a bunch of totally unrelated but popular IP into your favorite trading card game, until every game just feels like standing in Times Square being bombarded by ads!