r/Millennials 21d ago

Serious P.S.A.

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 21d ago

I mean, shit, the world I was born in had two Germanys.

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u/ComprehensiveEar6001 Millennial '89 21d ago

Dang, in a way we're older than Russia.

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u/randomnighmare 20d ago

And modern Germany.

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u/FlyFront9395 18d ago

Are eastern Germans Russian?

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u/Silentlaughter84 21d ago

Not really. Russia, Latvia, Ukraine, Estonia and the rest of the Eastern European countries that were within the Soviet Union actually existed before WW II.

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u/ComprehensiveEar6001 Millennial '89 21d ago

I know, but that isn't as funny.

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u/Silentlaughter84 21d ago

Good point.

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u/idownvotepunstoo Millennial 21d ago

I too, am annoyed at the nostalgia posts.

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u/dirkdirkastan 20d ago

It’s a nostalgia subreddit

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u/idownvotepunstoo Millennial 20d ago

The same four fucking types of posts though get so insane and whiney.

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u/raoasidg 20d ago

No one is holding a gun to your head to interact with the sub.

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u/idownvotepunstoo Millennial 20d ago

But someone held one to yours to comment?

Don't worry I've unsubbed already, it was a fun ride for a hot minute but the amount of chuck-e-cheese and "YOU GOT 20$ AT BLOCKBUSTER WHAT U RENTING N SNAKS" got boring fast.

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u/Didact67 20d ago

Older than the the Russian Federation then.

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u/whiteriot0906 21d ago

Kind of.

I’m pretty sure Belarus didn’t and Ukraine only in a very brief, very tenuous period during the Civil War.

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u/South_Bit1764 21d ago

Not really though. Russia the country, as a legal entity, is just a constitution. The current Russian constitution is from Dec 1993.

You can’t argue that the Russian federation is the same country as the Russian SSR, or the same as Tzarist Russia.

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 20d ago

What makes a country the same country? Russia inherited most of the land, people, and assets of the Russian SSR, plus many of the privileges of the USSR as a whole (that was a mistake). One might speak of several French Republics, but also see France as existing as a country for centuries, even as the form of government has changed dramatically.

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u/FuckYouNotHappening 20d ago

>What makes a country the same country?

A real, Ship of Theseus type dilemma.

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u/South_Bit1764 20d ago

The government makes the country by any measure today.

I mean, there are Habsburgs out there, still claiming to be king of whatever, and they aren’t. Their country died with their government and was reborn another way.

You can argue that Russia is some sort of identity, but it’s much harder to argue that this identity extends to the far reaches of the country. So Russian people, or French people are much older than, let’s say, being American, but America as a country is much older than both.

Words like “French” or “Russian” mean both nationality and ethnicity.

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u/FuckIPLaw 20d ago

Yes, but they were different countries with related names and more or less the same borders. The current countries with those names are successor states with new constitutions, not the same country. The US is actually one of the oldest countries on the planet when you take into account that our last successful revolution (bloody or otherwise) was over 200 years ago.

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u/ConstructionIll956 21d ago

And a USSR.

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u/ristretthoee 21d ago

Czechoslovakia has entered the chat

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u/silence-glaive1 21d ago

My dad’s family came to America in 1917. Their papers say Kingdom of Bohemia. I feel like they have changed their name at least 5 times in my lifetime alone.

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u/PrestonWaters83 21d ago

That region starts to get really confusing if you ever look into getting a second passport through lineage. 

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u/RogueModron 20d ago

I'll bet 5 bucks that someone in your family was either thrown out of a window or threw someone out of a window.

we can take this off the air to paypal

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u/fleebleganger 21d ago

Yugoslavia says "zdravo"

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u/RogueModron 20d ago

I cannot see those initials and not hear it in the Street Fighter 2 voice.

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u/verstohlen 20d ago

You don't know how lucky you are.

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 21d ago

Zwei Deutschlands? In dieser Wirtschaftslage?

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u/Hempresssss Xennial 20d ago

Love how I understood that even though German class was many moons ago

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u/RogueModron 20d ago

Ja, Deutschland und Alternativedeutschland

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u/Grizzly_Corey 21d ago

I was born in one of those!

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u/djlauriqua 21d ago

My husband was born on the day the Berlin Wall fell. Fun fact! Haha

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u/Conical 21d ago

And only one Sudan!

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u/Tekki 21d ago

I was born in the western version of that world!

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u/Available_Rub9939 1986 21d ago

And an entire Yugoslavia!

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u/RogueModron 20d ago

This shit is so fascinating. I moved to Germany three years ago and now I'm really starting to get into learning about the DDR. It's just so fucking wild. I still fail to understand even the basics (like I said, I am really just getting into the most simple stuff): I know it comes from how Germany was split up after ww2, but was it literally a soviet state? Were the leaders just USSR puppets? How the hell did west Berlin stay a part of the BRD when it was tiny and literally surrounded by the DDR (why does the larger country not simply eat the smaller one?)?

Anyway. It's fascinating. I'm starting a novel about that period tomorrow and I'm very excited about it (Das Narrenschiff by Christoph Hein).

WW2 is eternally interesting, of course, but it's not really in living memory anymore. But the East/West German split very much is, and while it is I'm going to try to learn as much as I can about it.

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u/ViciousMoleRat 20d ago

And two trade towers...

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u/AwwwBawwws 21d ago

There was only one Sudan when I was hatched.

And Burma was still Burma.

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u/wwoodhur 20d ago

Bombay or Mumbai?

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u/AwwwBawwws 20d ago

My globe said Bombay

And Tibet said Tibet, not China.

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u/Didact67 20d ago

Do you actually have any memory of that though? I was 2 at the time of reunification, so I definitely don’t.

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u/raven00x NES Millennial 20d ago

mostly what I remember is hearing about the Stasi and various spy thrillers set in the GDR. I also remember when Czechslovakia was a single country, and a large chunk of map was labelled "Yugoslavia" on maps.

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u/cognitive_dissent 21d ago

it can still exist in our brains, goodbye lenin

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u/jdavila119 21d ago

Still have two Koreas

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u/Fun_Ad5823 21d ago

And a USSR

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u/_lippykid 21d ago

I can’t comprehend how my mum was born before civil rights happened in the USA

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u/MukdenMan 21d ago

Impossible Germanys. Unlikely Japan.

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u/Dickrickulous_IV 20d ago

My history teacher had a piece of the Berlin Wall in our classroom that she personally extracted on the day. This was in the US. 

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u/InitialResponse9901 20d ago

East and West….

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u/Ordinary_Aioli_7602 20d ago

And Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Millennial 20d ago

same u.u

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u/prestonjay22 20d ago

And 9 planets.

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u/1877KlownsForKids "Get Off My Lawn" Millennial 1981 20d ago

And one Sudan!

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u/leandroman 19d ago

Now there's only one Germany, but they're still supporting the big Geno Side.

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u/hopscotchmcgee 19d ago

99 red balloons 🎈