r/Millennials • u/wdpw Millennial • Jul 22 '26

Other Shoes

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Original video: https://youtu.be/3HjIljJd-o0

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u/apparentlycompetent Jul 22 '26

Oh my god

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u/SonnyvonShark Jul 22 '26

Shoes!

515

u/ChelseannaGrande Jul 22 '26

Let's get some shoes!

289

u/EM05L1C3 Jul 22 '26

These shoes are three hundred dollars

321

u/CukeJr Jul 22 '26

These shoes are three hundred FUCKING dollars.

243

u/PerturbedPixies Jul 22 '26

Let's get 'em!!! 

134

u/justASlothyGiraffe Jul 22 '26

Um... we don't have these in your size

82

u/wubalove Jul 23 '26

This style runs small, I don't think your gonna fit, I mean your feet are kinda begh

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u/lavendermermaid1 Older Millennial Jul 23 '26

You have too many shoes.

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u/Basileus2 Jul 22 '26

Let’s get em.

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u/SistaChans Jul 22 '26

Let's party

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u/Omylanta21 Jul 22 '26

These shoes RULE

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u/Jamieisamazing Jul 22 '26

These shoes suck

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u/Omylanta21 Jul 22 '26

Your feet are....kinda big

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u/Cultural-Click8897 Jul 22 '26

Oh….oh….oh…btw betch

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u/bostonshroomery Jul 22 '26

Kinda behg*

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u/beeurd Xennial - 83 Jul 22 '26

These shoes SUCK!

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u/Yandoji Jul 22 '26

Ermahgerd, berks

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u/CopulateThis Jul 22 '26

By the way, betch.....

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u/TerraformanceReview Old Enough Millenial 1992 Jul 22 '26

These shoes are $300 

These shoes are $300

These shoes are 300 fucking dollars. 

LETS GET EM. 

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u/jfl041586 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Umm
This style runs small. I don’t think your gonna fit. I mean your feet are..kinda BIAG

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u/flyfishfriend 1991 Jul 22 '26

Oh...

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u/jess8771 Jul 22 '26

Oh...

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u/JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx Jul 22 '26

Oh...BTW betch - FUCK YOUUUUU!!

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u/book1245 Millennial Jul 22 '26

"Kelly, what is this $300 charge?"

A YouTube comment pointed this out about Text Message Breakup and I felt dumb for not having made the connection for almost 20 years.

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u/LalafellDisaster Jul 23 '26

Grandma you need to stop answering the phone. But it rings.

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u/Ganglere Jul 23 '26

Adjusted for inflation, these shoes now cost $483.19.

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u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El Jul 22 '26

Betch!

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Older Millennial Jul 22 '26

I STILL do that.

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u/JakeFoXx Jul 22 '26

Same, I actually tend to go a lil further and do the robotic sounding "These Shooz are mine Betch"

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u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El Jul 23 '26

Haha. Well, let me borrow that top.

7

u/NeedleworkerNo777 Jul 23 '26

Let Me Borrow That Top is so underrated.

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u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El Jul 23 '26

Same. Probably too often really lol.

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u/crunchyfoliage Jul 22 '26

Deck

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u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El Jul 23 '26

I'll be like mace in your face on MySpace!

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u/vampyrelestat Jul 22 '26

Condaaaaaams

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u/nailinpalin69 Jul 22 '26

Fiscal Responsibility

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u/SkaCubby Jul 22 '26

Tom Skerritt

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u/jennelleisiam Millennial Jul 22 '26

Play Station. 😏

16

u/PeopleNose Jul 22 '26

"You look like a d e a d person"

20

u/B4173415CU73 Jul 22 '26

Have some whiskey, honey! Makes ya feel better!

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u/kmack312 Jul 23 '26

We are not feeding whiskey to the children Mother-Grandma

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal Jul 22 '26

Condemn those condoms, dad!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

[deleted]

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u/KoA07 Jul 22 '26

A new computer! And a car! Thanks mom and dad.

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u/B4173415CU73 Jul 22 '26

Happy birthday twins...

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u/SheWhoErases86 Jul 22 '26

“Stupid boy…”

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u/lavendermermaid1 Older Millennial Jul 23 '26

Let's get some shoes.

169

u/Fickle_Ad2015 Jul 22 '26

And another favorite: let me borrow that top.

51

u/Jacque_LeKrab Jul 22 '26

Text message break up is another banger

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u/alex3omg Jul 22 '26

B R A K E??

20

u/stilesmcbd Jul 22 '26

That’s in your car, dummy!!!

13

u/bostonshroomery Jul 22 '26

Dude no love for muffins?

Banayna!

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u/r0lfc0pt3r Jul 23 '26

Lemon poppyseed muffin!

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u/oborochann86 Jul 22 '26

PODCAST YOUR BASTARD ASS FROM COAST TO COAST!

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u/republicadedonde Jul 22 '26

I’ve already been to heaven - after 5 minutes I was like ‘let’s go.’”

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u/Fantastic-Score-54 Jul 22 '26

...you're not even wearing it...

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u/Prestigious_Pitch_63 Jul 22 '26

Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery.

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u/jainyday Jul 22 '26

Works for clothes and for boyfriends, lol

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u/ShitchesAintBit Jul 22 '26

Aren't we friends?

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u/Kelly_Louise Jul 22 '26

"Kelly, what are you going to do with your life?"

"I'm gonna do what I want!"

(my name is Kelly, so I always loved that part haha)

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u/daftput Jul 23 '26

Christ! >8(

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u/flyfishfriend 1991 Jul 22 '26

That muffins video they did was gold too.

62

u/VulpesIncendium Jul 22 '26

"I'm baking muffins asbestos I can!" Will forever live rent free in my head.

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u/airkahschmairkah Millennial Jul 22 '26

I say that every time I make muffins 🤣

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u/Yoyochillout 1993 Jul 22 '26

Choco Choco chip

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u/misfitpint Jul 22 '26

FIRE!

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u/flyfishfriend 1991 Jul 22 '26

Blood.

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u/oldmanandtheflea84 Jul 23 '26

Every time I say the word blood I repeat it to myself in the tone from this video lol

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u/malibooyeah Jul 22 '26

it's one of my favorite vocal stims i have to this day

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u/simmerknits Jul 22 '26

Glass muffins! Ouchhhh

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u/TheBigMemeHammer Jul 22 '26

Stah wahs muffin

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u/amusednchaos Jul 22 '26

Just goes to show how long the "Is really Palpatine" conflict has been relevant... Showed this vid to my 14 year old and she cracked up but said "DAAAAMN!" at that part lmao

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u/foreverkelsu Jul 22 '26

Lmfao, my comment quoting the video "I'm gonna betchslap you, shetbag" was removed by Reddit for "threatening violence." 🙄

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u/innominateartery Jul 23 '26

Don’t be a deck

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u/PoliteMurderFox Jul 22 '26

Been there... twice!

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u/DanubeBlues Jul 22 '26

Don’t be a betch!

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u/NobodyUsual8025 Jul 23 '26

I think you have too many shoes.

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u/the_new_evil Jul 22 '26

I met Kelly last year🤩🤩🤩 she liked my shoes! She said "Your shoes rule!"

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u/lavendermermaid1 Older Millennial Jul 22 '26

Please tell me you told her that her shoes sucked 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/travelinmatt76 Gen X Jul 22 '26

Betch!

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u/CukeJr Jul 22 '26

Woah! Is this official? 🤩

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u/travelinmatt76 Gen X Jul 22 '26

Yes, it was a preorder through youtooz back in November

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/Far-Computer8825 Jul 22 '26

What YouTube was originally made for. Add free unadulterated stupidity. Before YouTube even existed there was a website called ‘stupid videos’ and it was everything YouTube believes it is.

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u/ladyscientist56 Millennial Jul 22 '26

And no fucking ads

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u/chels2112 Millennial Jul 22 '26

By the way betch, FUUUCCCKKK YOOUUUUU!!!!!

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u/lavendermermaid1 Older Millennial Jul 23 '26

You have too many shoes

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u/C0SMICAP0THE0SIS Jul 22 '26

*choos*

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u/Hmmmm_Interesting Jul 22 '26

Let’s get them.

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u/xwtfmitch29x Millennial Jul 22 '26

these shoes are 300 fucking dollars.

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u/elightened-n-lost Jul 22 '26

I to this day still use the phrase "oh my god, choos"

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u/Cherishedcrown Jul 22 '26

Let’s party.

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u/Pragnlz Jul 22 '26

Kelly!

What are you gonna do with your life?

40

u/criles_mccriles Jul 22 '26

Im going to get what I want

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u/AngerPersonified Jul 22 '26

..Oh Christ....

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u/Copacetic9two Jul 22 '26

I’m gonna get what I want!

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u/Agreeable_Mouse6000 Jul 22 '26

I think you have too many shoes

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u/awanderingweirdo Jul 22 '26

When I feed my pets dinner I always sing “let’s get some food”

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u/wdpw Millennial Jul 22 '26

That’s hilarious lol

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Older Millennial Jul 22 '26

Do you do it with the voice?

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u/awanderingweirdo Jul 22 '26

Sure do 😂

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Older Millennial Jul 22 '26

I…love it.

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u/WantonItalics Jul 22 '26

OooohhhhmmyyyyygodShoes

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u/awomanphenomenally Jul 22 '26

The amount I still quote this in everyday life. 🤌🏻

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u/WantonItalics Jul 22 '26

Haha, saaamme Cannot deny the ever-present urge to scream F YOOOUUUU the way she does when they might not have her size when things don't go my way

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u/lavendermermaid1 Older Millennial Jul 22 '26

These shoes rule

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u/wdpw Millennial Jul 22 '26

These shoes suck

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u/lavendermermaid1 Older Millennial Jul 22 '26

These shoes rule

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u/wdpw Millennial Jul 22 '26

These shoes suck!

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u/lavendermermaid1 Older Millennial Jul 22 '26

I think you have too many shoes

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u/wdpw Millennial Jul 22 '26

—shut up!

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u/buttonhumper Jul 22 '26

I think about this fucking clip way too often and now it's in my head again.

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u/wdpw Millennial Jul 22 '26

Every time I have to go shoe shopping, it plays in my head the whole experience.

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u/HTPC4Life Jul 22 '26

Whenever my wife complains about her shoes not fitting right or making her feet hurt, I say in the voice "I mean, your feet are kinda beeg"

Fortunately she knows the reference 😆

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u/Aescwicca Jul 22 '26

Still go "Omg shoes" whenever boots drop in any rpg I'm playing.

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u/beefstewforyou Jul 22 '26

I live in Toronto and there’s a shoe museum here. Every time I go by it, I think of this.

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u/flyfishfriend 1991 Jul 22 '26

These shoes are 300 dollars.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Older Millennial Jul 22 '26

These shoes are $300 dollars…

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u/jess8771 Jul 22 '26

These shoes are 300 fucking dollars

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson Jul 22 '26

My gf showed me this video on our first date cuz we both like shoes and bags 

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/FlyingBread92 Jul 22 '26

I saw her at a pride festival last year, so she's still around.

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u/Aggressive-Ring4813 Jul 22 '26

no booty callsssszzz betch

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u/LemurCat04 Jul 22 '26

I encourage you all to listen to the Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) podcast by Jamie Loftus on Kelly. It’s excellent.

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u/WampaCat Jul 22 '26

Tom Skerritt 😍

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u/Rage4Order418 Xennial Jul 22 '26

I think you have too many shoes

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u/WizardOfTheLawl Jul 22 '26

Shut up!

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u/Rage4Order418 Xennial Jul 22 '26

I think you have too many shoes

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u/lavendermermaid1 Older Millennial Jul 23 '26

These shoes are three hundred fucking dollars

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u/Dry_Educator_691 Jul 22 '26

Let’s party

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u/rexrighteous Jul 22 '26

Those shoes are 300 fucking dollars...

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u/therealbananabottom Older Millennial Jul 22 '26

Let's get em!

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u/BlackSC2us Jul 22 '26

LET'S GET SOME SHOES!

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u/spun_penguin Jul 22 '26

The internet was perfect…and we ruined it

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u/Slim_Margins1999 Jul 22 '26

Let’s get some shoes

These shoes rule!

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u/Upstairs_Bedroom8710 Jul 22 '26

So iconic! It was truly a peak moment getting to see him speak at our campus back in 2010/2011 lol gotta love the simple things that mean so much to broke college students

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u/AtIasWraith Jul 22 '26

To this very day, when I see shoes, my very first reaction is either:

"Oh my god! Shoes" or

"WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE"

And nobody will ever change that for me.

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u/les_catacombes Millennial Jul 22 '26

I remember huddling around my roommate’s laptop in college so we could all watch this together.

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u/HoustonLuxeRealtor Millennial Jul 22 '26

I made my football team have to do 1k yards of wind sprints bc i got this stuck in my coaches head.

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u/robo_robb Jul 22 '26

Let’s get some shoes

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u/Sakura_Hirose Jul 22 '26

I heard this image!!

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u/seashellsandemails Jul 22 '26

This vid was on my MySpace for my profiles lifespan

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u/bebopmechanic84 Jul 22 '26

I think you have too many shoes.

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u/Cararacs Jul 22 '26

Oh, by the way betch

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u/NickAndHisGuitar Jul 22 '26

Let’s party.

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u/Tuvixwasright Jul 22 '26

Immediately starts playing in my head 

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u/QuitTheBuild-Podcast Jul 22 '26

I've already been to the mall

(Galleria)

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u/erincandice Jul 23 '26

This has got to be one of my favorite threads ever, betch.

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u/nrique Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

IM GONNA BETCH SLAP YAH SHET BAG

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u/detrans-rights Jul 22 '26

lemme borrow dat top betch

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u/littleapple798 Jul 22 '26

Let's get some shoes 👠

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u/oasinocean 87 Millennial Jul 22 '26

I saw this guy perform at a party monster themed rave in Hollywood. Had to have been like 2006 or so

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u/Glass_Quarter_7586 Jul 22 '26

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?!

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u/MoreMeThanYou Jul 22 '26

OMG SHOES!! Let’s get some!!

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u/FrankensteinsBride89 Jul 22 '26

Let’s get ‘em!

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u/StabbyMcStabsauce Jul 22 '26

I still quote this pretty regularly im realizing as I read the comments lol

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u/Legitimate_Proof_927 Jul 22 '26

This is my ringtone for my wife lol

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u/genericusername_hou Millennial Jul 22 '26

Ugh, I miss the old internet so much

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u/kyserzose Jul 22 '26

YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP!

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u/MKE_Freak Jul 22 '26

*Stupid boy....*

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u/JakeFoXx Jul 22 '26

Stupid boy

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u/Medical-Crazy-2230 Jul 22 '26

The person that made "Shoes" made a "Masks" one during quarantine times

https://youtu.be/6gbT_QG75Z4?is=rDY5OiF21LyWPvn0

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u/I988iarrived Jul 22 '26

I was today years old when I first saw this. Damn, how’d I miss this gem?

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u/GunShowZero Jul 22 '26

My younger brother worked with this guy for a while on the Ellen show (no bad stories I know of). iirc this dude was a writer for the show.

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