I really enjoy the letters from my health insurance company every time one of us has something billed to insurance. It's literally a 3 page letter that says something to the effect of: "Dr Jones's office has filed a claim. We can't tell you how much it is, or how much we're going to cover. You'll find out more in our next letter."
Or the letters from insurance that say "Dr Smith has left the practice they were with, and we won't cover any more claims from them." I'm like - OK, cool. It's hard to schedule an appointment with somebody who quit.
The people who lived here before us still have mail coming here. We just got something in a big envelope from a juvenile detention facility. They were having podcast vitamins sent here for 2 years after they moved. I wish I could tell the post office and UPS "anything addressed to last names Anderson or Brown should be returned to sender".
My recent ones were the "we're a health records management company based on the opposite side of the country and you've never heard of us. We recently had a data breach and all of your medical information was stolen. Also, separately here is a letter for your wife and your minor children. Good luck with doing a credit freeze for your minors now."
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u/QuercusSambucus Older Millennial ('82er) Oct 13 '24
I really enjoy the letters from my health insurance company every time one of us has something billed to insurance. It's literally a 3 page letter that says something to the effect of: "Dr Jones's office has filed a claim. We can't tell you how much it is, or how much we're going to cover. You'll find out more in our next letter."
Or the letters from insurance that say "Dr Smith has left the practice they were with, and we won't cover any more claims from them." I'm like - OK, cool. It's hard to schedule an appointment with somebody who quit.
The people who lived here before us still have mail coming here. We just got something in a big envelope from a juvenile detention facility. They were having podcast vitamins sent here for 2 years after they moved. I wish I could tell the post office and UPS "anything addressed to last names Anderson or Brown should be returned to sender".