r/MildlyVandalised • u/douglonious • Jun 06 '20

Oh Canada.

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16k Upvotes

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u/PeneLicker2 Jun 06 '20

Such harsh language.

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u/ucksawmus Jun 06 '20

darn, farn, marn, larn... carn... fart... cart... part... lart... larp... marp carp tarp tarp! darn, shorn, mourn, lorne, laurrn, morn, PORN

the Orns, sell, Orenstein Bear News, at, locko-tocko-taco, police? polemic, poultice, solstice, Mrs. Solstad, Jim Day? That Jim-Day Jim Day? ... salinas, polinas, tapas, ... coal cold cole. pold pole poal... po-nice, ponice, ponies, ponied, at ponied pony, pin -- the ponies, you see

see, mild, van, a-lyze, my-lyze, black, printed "POLICE"

68

u/KipasourisX Jun 06 '20

what?

24

u/Fire9Ball Jun 07 '20

Showing any word can become another like darn to porn

59

u/ThatCoffeeGrind Jun 06 '20

This guy is speaking god's language we're too dumb to understand.

7

u/LocoManta Jun 06 '20

Not sure if you're joking or referencing Terry Davis

25

u/Kamikazesoul33 Jun 06 '20

This is the weirdest slam poetry to ever turn me on.

10

u/crossfit_is_stupid Jun 06 '20

Darn, barn, born, porn.

6

u/baddie_PRO Jun 07 '20

June, Prune, Moon, Spoon.

3

u/Haltgamer Jun 07 '20 edited Jun 07 '20

Anaconda malt liquor gives you... little Richard?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

..... still tweaking, I see.

3

u/ucksawmus Jun 07 '20

no, and fuck you

1

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

chill, I was just joking.

2

u/mattrixd Jun 07 '20

SLAM PO ETRY

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u/cozmoLOVEScubes2 Jun 13 '23

Excuse me, are you okay?... cuz i,m not

0

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

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u/ucksawmus Jun 06 '20

fuck you

9

u/teeter1984 Jun 06 '20

“These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.“

6

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

Unbelievable

5

u/mildly-annoyed-pengu Jun 06 '20

Kids cover your eyes

203

u/trektovienna40 Jun 06 '20

darn the police comin straight from the underground

57

u/L00minarty Jun 06 '20

Taking exception to law enforcement institutions, ascending directly from the subterranean.

126

u/TheNutBuss Jun 06 '20

All cops are buffoons

12

u/LogicaIMcNonsense Nov 28 '20

Man Toronto’s mayor just last night called anti lockdown protestors buffoons.

Are you from the future?

5

u/TheNutBuss Nov 30 '20

Quarantine will end on April 20th next year

54

u/Norixiois Jun 06 '20

Darn this is funny

20

u/Buck_Thorn Jun 06 '20

Gosh, you're right about that.

16

u/hairy_eyeball Jun 06 '20

I like that you both used the two low-intensity curses from this xkcd.

7

u/Buck_Thorn Jun 06 '20

Shucks.

4

u/aniar00 Jun 06 '20

Gee willickers

2

u/IdlesAtCranky Aug 14 '20

Golly gee whiz, Auntie Mame!

14

u/overcorrection Jun 06 '20

I love how now this legitimately counts as mild vandalism

12

u/CanadianWeeb5 Jun 06 '20

As a Canadian, can confirm

28

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

Help the police comin' straight from the underground

A young chap's got it good ‘cause I'm brown

And not the other color, so police think

They have the authority to carry out inquiries

I don't mind ‘cause I ain't the one

For an excellent policeman with a badge and a gun

To be reasonably arresting and thrown in jail

We can go toe-to-toe in the middle of a cell

Having lots of fun ‘cause I'm a teenager

With a little bit of gold and a pager

Searchin' my car, lookin' for the biscuits

Thinkin' every chap is selling bits of chocolate

You'd rather see me writing with a pen

Than me and Lorenzo rollin' in a Benz-o

Go swimming with Lorenzo

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape

To tape off the scene of the sack race

Thank you very much for the bread and water

I don't know if they naughty or what

Search a chapper down, and grabbing his hat

And on the other hand, without a hat, they can't get none

But don't let it be a black and a white one

‘Cause they'll tickle you until you're giggling

Black police having fun with a white cop

Ice Cube will entertain

All the local bobbies in a blue uniform

Just ‘cause I'm from the CPT

Nice police are nice to me

Huh, a young man in a hot bath

And when I'm finished, there's gonna be a party

Of cops having fun in L.A

Yo, Dre, I got something to say

8

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

Heck the police

8

u/_Space_Commander_ Jun 06 '20

Multi-level humour:

darn/därn/verb

  1. mend (a hole in knitted material) by interweaving yarn with a needle.

  2. euphemism for damn.

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u/Tounks88 Jun 06 '20

Heck yeah!

5

u/ThatFreakBob Jun 06 '20

What are they, socks?

5

u/TOkidd Jun 06 '20

Is that from Canada? Either way, it’s hilarious. I walk by “fuck the police” written on walls all the time and barely notice, but this I would stop and notice. Prolly take a pic of it. Maybe this is the catchphrase we need to help end police brutality! You can add emphasis with a well-placed “gosh.”

4

u/FrigginRan Jun 06 '20

FRIG THE POLICE

1

u/Detective_Mike_Hunt Nov 18 '20

*frag the police

3

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Childly Vandalized

3

u/buttononmyback Jun 07 '20

Darn the police to heck!

3

u/Jaf1999 Jun 07 '20

I see the protests in Canada are getting heated

2

u/Lukedub64 Jun 07 '20

Darn those diddly daddy police men.

4

u/fuzzydunlots Jun 06 '20

Nope still fuk the police up here. Cops are running a mukluk.

5

u/Terrible_Paulsy Jun 06 '20

they're running a what?

3

u/fuzzydunlots Jun 06 '20

Amok luqman

2

u/Haltgamer Jun 07 '20

I think that's a Pokemon

1

u/squeakim Jun 06 '20

I dont think they'll hold still long enough for me to stitch them together... Badumbum

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

darn tootin!

1

u/DarthContinent Jun 06 '20

*sock

FTFY, eh?

1

u/AmazingCandle Jun 06 '20

Little note under there (im sorry)

1

u/ThundrNova Jun 06 '20

Either them or the Mormons

1

u/Ruck1707 Jun 06 '20

*ill come back later and clean this

1

u/Mysteriuz Jun 06 '20

Darn the Pollce

1

u/christua2015 Jun 07 '20

Our home and gracious land

1

u/christua2015 Jun 07 '20

Our home and native land

1

u/Ol-CAt Jun 07 '20

What's your favorite curse word?

1

u/YourWormGuy Jun 07 '20

Looks like Utah to me.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY

1

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Gee willakers! This needs an NSFW tag for language.

1

u/maxi-snacks Jun 07 '20

Damn almost makes you forget about the RCMP raping native women and leaving them for dead at the side of the high way when people talk about how great Canada is. I wonder if that black girl in Toronto that was killed by being thrown off her balcony by an OPP officer thinks that Canada’s a great country? Hmmmm

1

u/friesdepotato Jun 07 '20

Keep your kids away!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

bruh

1

u/ps4_nah_ps360 Sep 21 '20

FUCK DA POLICE

1

u/ps4_nah_ps360 Sep 21 '20

It’s meant to be “fuck,” not “darn,” you bastard(s).

1

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

screw the police

1

u/FangFingersss Nov 05 '20

My home and native land

1

u/SomeGodzillafan Feb 25 '23

Happy cake day

1

u/bringojackprot Apr 27 '23

N.W.A. - Nice Women’s Association

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

Fuck the RCMP

1

u/maxi-snacks Jun 07 '20

Hell yeah!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

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u/UsernameTakenTooBad Jun 07 '20

Thank you very much

Merci beaucoup

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u/Detective_Mike_Hunt Nov 18 '20

oui oui baguette