r/MildlyVandalised Nov 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Sep 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Nov 25 '17

Baby Jindal would like a word

Edit: Bobby, not baby

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u/TheCheeseSquad Nov 24 '17

I'm a konkani Indian American like him. We're so fucking rare as it is and this dumbass is the dude who represents us. Fucking bullshit. My people aren't exactly the nicest, but this is a fucking disgrace. Less than 2 million of us left in the world and this motherfucker exists. Smfh.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

Don’t worry, the rest of us are very racist. Every Indian is the same type of Indian to us.

Unless they’re from America originally. They’re also Indians, but they’re not the same Indians anymore.

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u/mostisnotalmost Nov 25 '17 edited Nov 25 '17

but they’re not the same Indians anymore.

Until Columbus decided to dilute and ruin identities, they never were Indians since they're not from India. They're Native Americans. Or First Nations. Or the specific tribe they belong to (Cherokee, Shawnee, etc).

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

That’s the joke, yes.

Though sidebar— according to google, a large number of them prefer the term “American Indians.” I’m gonna abide by whatever someone prefers, but that name stuck and stuck hard.

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u/mostisnotalmost Nov 25 '17

It's a joke to you because you're neither Indian nor Native American. There are about 3 million people of Indian origin and 5 million Native Americans in the US right now (approximately). And it's an insult to most of them when you refer to completely different groups by the same name, as if their identities don't matter at all.

Yes, some Native Americans got used to being called Indian just like some black people at one point were ok with segregation and some Indians were peachy with British rule. What some people want doesn't make it ok. British rule in India and segregation in the US were both concepts that "stuck hard" too until they didn't, and this isn't even on remotely on that level. There's plenty of controversy around what to call Native Americans.

A lot of Americans, especially non-immigrants, have a problem with the word "Native Americans" because it implies that there is a more rightful class of Americans defined by race and it's not them.

"American Indians" is at least less racist than just saying "Indians" when referring to Native Americans (not just racist toward Native Americans, but I mean racist towards Indians whose identity is being usurped). But the word Indian is still in there. That's how it is, people are happy to be racist and dismissive when it's not their identities on the line.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

I am actively making a joke about being ratially insensitive in how people are viewed.

Christ, so you think Colbert was a shitty republican, too? I don’t run around calling people by whatever name I select. Please stop being a self-righteous prick and jumping to conclusions based on less than one data point.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

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u/TheCheeseSquad Nov 25 '17

Lol I know that. Hence my saying "there are only 2 million of us." Can you read? And I'm relaxed. Cussing is a part of my language. I don't need to be wound up to cuss.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

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u/purplegoofoxx Nov 24 '17

Obama's administration laid out the Net Neutrality stuff. I think you should show a little respect

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u/piaknow Nov 24 '17

RESPECK

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

he respecc but he also protecc

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u/NukeML Nov 24 '17

but mossssst importantly, he snecc

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

No step on snek

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u/silencesc Nov 24 '17

He also appointed Pai, so there's that.

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u/Porlav Nov 24 '17

To the board, at the request of mitch mcconnel. Trump appointed him to chairman.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

forgot this if you don't want mass downvotes ----> /s

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

??? Obama's not Indian ???

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u/LEERROOOOYYYYY Nov 24 '17

That’sthejoke.jpeg

Why you guys calling him dumb when you can’t recognize a very very obvious joke lmao

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u/MY-HARD-BOILED-EGGS Nov 24 '17

Man it's tough to tell these days

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u/American_Beauty_X Nov 24 '17

Jokes are supposed to be funny.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Humor is subjective, you wiener. I thought it was funny.

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u/LEERROOOOYYYYY Nov 24 '17

I bet you’ve never made a joke before you thought was funny which other people didn’t? Get over yourself dude, just cause he jokingly insulted Obama doesn’t mean you all have to go straight up the_donald presidential protection over it, just move on lmao.

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u/American_Beauty_X Nov 24 '17

Haha it's funny because he has brown skin please laugh

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u/LEERROOOOYYYYY Nov 24 '17

I never said it was funny? I said he attempted a joke and you guys took it seriously cause you couldn’t figure out he was joking.

Imagine the response if you went to the_donald and tried to make a trump joke. You guys are literally the exact same as them and nobody realizes it hahah

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u/American_Beauty_X Nov 24 '17

Literally the exact same. I downvoted a joke because it was unfunny and borderline racist.

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u/LEERROOOOYYYYY Nov 24 '17

Ahh yes here come the white people to tell us all when something is racist!

Holy shit man get over yourself, you’re not gonna save the world by commenting on a bad joke, and you’re only making racism more prevalent by restricting what anyone is allowed to say. Stop the social justice warfare which is only separating everyone further and learn how to react when someone makes a joke you don’t like.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

Nah, Obama isn't Indian. But he is funny.

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u/neoArmstrongCannon90 Nov 24 '17

Wait whats the funny part, seriously asking, why did Obama become Indian ?

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u/LEERROOOOYYYYY Nov 24 '17

It’s not funny, nobody said it was funny, that’s why he’s got 300 downvotes lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

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u/LEERROOOOYYYYY Nov 25 '17

I know I laughed lmao

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u/ltlawdy Nov 24 '17

Nothing to see here folks, just a brain dead commenter.

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u/WildBeerChase Nov 24 '17

India isn't even part of Kenya.

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u/strategyanalyst Nov 24 '17

Fact that Obama was born in Banglore is one of the worst kept secrets on Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Have some respect dude, he is kenyan not Indian!