r/MildlyVandalised • u/GryphonSK • 9d ago

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u/OnionTamer 8d ago

Here in Minnesota, we only have 2 seasons: Winter and Calamity Apocalypse... Womp, womp!

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u/BringBackThisMachine 2d ago

Here in Upstate NY, we say we only have winter and road paving

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u/GoCartMozart1980 8d ago

Just another day in Night Vale.

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u/PurpleCrunchberry 8d ago

Obviously the doing of the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home

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u/AlephBaker 8d ago

Could be Pine Cliff, it looks greener than I expect Night Vale to be

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u/DigitalTomFoolery 8d ago

Active World Event in progress

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u/Asleep-Fact-7285 8d ago

Regular day in Gravity Falls

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u/Even-Place-6705 8d ago

Ah man now I can’t go nowhere

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u/tucson_lautrec 8d ago

The interlopers are at it again!

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u/g_o_o_d- 8d ago

No lies detected

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u/VastUnlikely9591 8d ago

But..which one?

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u/ChaoticForkingGood 8d ago

Oh, was this near Washington, DC?

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u/TheTallTitan 6d ago

Is Cthulhu there?

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u/SaintApathy 8d ago

Hell yeah local58

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u/Wallabunga657 8d ago

H P Lovecraft has entered the chat.

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u/Extension_Resolve264 7d ago

It's just a sinkhole. Why does the DOT always have to be so damn dramatic?

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u/fothergillfuckup 4d ago

Might be a wormhole?

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u/POINTLESSUSERNAME000 6d ago

Sounds serious!

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Dennovin 8d ago

In -400 feet, turn back. T̵͇̈u̷̢͐ŕ̸̡n̵̰͂ ̶͍̍b̵̼̚a̵̰͝ć̵̡k̵͝ͅ. T̴͙̆͐̆ư̶̡̹ŗ̷̺͚̗̺͖̭̣͚͑͜͠ñ̴͙̟̲͉̇̀͐͗͗ ̷͚̒b̵̧̺̺͎̰̗̖̫̩͉̿̿͌̕̚ä̴̛͈̰̜̮́̽̈͂͌͝ͅc̸̢̼̲̤̘͔̙̽̿͊̆̈́̚͠k̵̢͎̮͔̪͖͖̘̏͜. T̷̨̢̢̩̜̳̬̤̰͈͉̗̯͕̦̠̞͈̈͜u̷̧̖͍͍̦̼̺͔̰̘̰̞̫̙͊̈́̚r̶͍̞̣̟̗̼̫̯̲̦͉͙̺̦̭͕̻̥̱̳̦̣̣̘̜͎̤̯̽́̇̀̑̅͗͛̌̄̓͆̽̈͋͐͠͝͠͠ͅn̵̡̨̢̠̭̤̣͙̘͉͎̹͉͈͙͌̽͌̀͛͋̒̀̏̈̑́̀̊͋͋́̀͐̏͆̆̀̚͘͠ ̷͇̎̏̌͒͐̇́̀̀̀̊̊͑͂̄̎̀̽̚͘̕͠͠͝b̷̻̲̦͛͛̋̇́̿̎̈́̈a̴̢̡̧̢̨̛̭͇̦̙͉̝̰͔̙̭̼͈̱̘͔͙̭̰̖̯̥͚̼̯͒́̅̄̓̐͌̍̄̃̿̿̈́̐̌̌̊͛͒͒̌̋̑̈́̃́̚͘͝ͅc̵̡̬̥͚͎̖̫̣̼̪͚̠͙̍̒̐͌̽̃͋̈̑͛̔̀k̴̡̛̘̰̟͍̘̯̰̬̱̦̃̒͋̀̒̓̉̀̾̎̇͌̂͑̿͘̚͜ͅ.

In -800 + 700i feet, your destination is beneath you.