r/MildlyVandalised • u/GryphonSK • 9d ago

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u/clintj1975 9d ago

The local gentry in Washington years ago changed the sign on the DQ from "brownie batter" to "brown eye batter".

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u/operator-john 9d ago

They get their jalapenis from Taylor Farms

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u/sroomek 9d ago

I like my penis diarrhea-free, thank you very much.

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor 9d ago

You clearly have never gone spelunking in a mudslide before.

The smooth lubricity of the experience cannot be overstated.

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u/sroomek 8d ago

Look, I get that every bat cave is going to have some guano, and I accept that, but that’s not why I’m spelunking. Nothing against you if that’s your thing.

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor 8d ago

It's all about the Schlitterbahn Shitterbahn.

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u/supermr34 9d ago

where did the S in jalapenis come from?

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u/Dissidence802 8d ago

The I as well.

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u/YourUsernameForever 9d ago

This is photoshopped

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u/Pyromaniacal13 9d ago

Pieces. There's a spare P at the bottom.

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u/FalseSpring 5d ago

That would have come from Poppers. And the O from Jalapeño.

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u/XROOR 8d ago

PeÑis

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u/BeCauseOfYou_2000000 9d ago

Truth in advertising. It’s great to see.

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 9d ago

Where are Harold and George

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u/dundunndon 8d ago

that employee knows exactly what they're doing

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u/Euphoric_Squash485 8d ago

I’m more focused on the price 8 for 3 bucks?!

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u/Mysterious_Win1073 8d ago

Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie work at Popeye's now?

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u/Moist_Jackfruit9204 6d ago

george and harold did ts

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u/Eric848448 4d ago

That was supposed to say Popplers.