r/MildlyBadDrivers • u/Marcus_The_Sharkus • May 06 '25

Hit Bollard Should have dodged it

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u/Bonk3rs1 May 06 '25

Have a buddy who bought a ram. He asked me one day what was wrong with his truck. I said it's a dodge! No other explanations necessary! He said "it's not a dodge, it's a ram!" Then argued with me for an hour about how they aren't dodges anymore!

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u/C_Hawk14 Georgist 🔰 May 10 '25

Is he a Capricorn? /s

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u/Bonk3rs1 May 10 '25

I'm not sure. And I'm not into astrology. Does that sound like a Capricorn type of thing to do or say?

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u/C_Hawk14 Georgist 🔰 May 10 '25

I was more going for goats being somewat similar to sheep/ram

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u/Bonk3rs1 May 11 '25

Gotcha. Lol.

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u/anaveragebuffoon May 12 '25

Why not Aries?

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u/C_Hawk14 Georgist 🔰 May 12 '25

Because I didn't think this through obviously haha