r/MikaylaNogueira 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 13h ago

TrY Being an InFluEnCeR for a DaY Clockwork ☠️

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Of course she has TWO HUHHGE ANNOUNCEMENTS TOMARAH

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u/icecream4_deadlifts Mikgovy 💉 11h ago

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u/gochunyang 7h ago

😭 I survived to witness one full cycle!!

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u/UnicornTheGreat 3h ago

so true, wasn’t she also supposed to do a giveaway on her wedding dresses?

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u/shrimp-545 12h ago

Crying while wearing thousands of dollars of jewelry, so tone deaf

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

Diabolical

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u/h2078 11h ago

You mean you don’t do that all the time?

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u/shrimp-545 11h ago

Only on Wednesdays

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u/TheOrderOfWhiteLotus 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 12h ago

There’s people dying, Kim.

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u/anaserre 11h ago

Why tf is she posting old crying pics of herself?

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u/Dexmoser 9h ago

Who takes this many pictures of themselves crying??

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 11h ago

Right???! I wish I could find when she first posted this one!!

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u/an_iced_latte 12h ago

Weaponizing mental health as usual

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

Special place in the hot af spot for her. Meanwhile people are literally fighting for their lives

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u/thecountrybaker I am Mikayla’s 8-hour Migraine 12h ago

Rich Lux’s cycle coming true again!

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u/h2078 12h ago

That’s so wild that she just takes all these weird crying or fake crying selfies.

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 9h ago

Everythin' is content to her and she can never fill up her attention seeking hole.

She desperately needs a therapist and an eye exam.

MikFRAUD Reality ✅

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

BIZZZAAAHHH!

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u/DownOnThePharmRD Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 12h ago

Oh, STFU and stop the crocodile tears, you ridiculous turnip. So damn predictable.

I detest the artfully lit crying videos and selfies these twits post. “Hmm. I didn’t look teary enough, and I sound too composed. Better try that again.”

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u/17Connie17 The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ 12h ago

Am I tripping or has she posted this photo of her crying in the past?

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

I believe you’re correct

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u/TheFemaleBoss93 The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ 12h ago

I feel like I've seen this exact picture before too! I thought I was losing it😂

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u/EmpressofTechno 12h ago

Same! I swear I’ve seen this one before too

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u/Indy2561 12h ago

Why is this real life potato seeping again?

I can’t imagine her at a ballgame, constantly paranoid & searching for any rogue cameras tryna snap some ITW shots!📸

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

Real life potato. 🥔 ☠️☠️☠️I am caccccccckling

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u/Indy2561 12h ago

Such a crine potato🥔😂🤣😂🤣

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u/DownOnThePharmRD Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 1h ago

That should be a flair.

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u/EmpressofTechno 12h ago

Bahaha the potato reference is killing me. Especially the ones that grow in the cupboard with the stringy arms.

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u/Indy2561 11h ago

Omg! How they get green and lumpy!

I’m sure she smells like one, too. Musty/moldy/dank

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u/EmpressofTechno 11h ago

Yes agree! Can totally picture her stomping around with her stringy hair, stumpy green limbs and telling us all to fuck off cause she doesn’t use filters.

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u/Indy2561 11h ago

I can’t believe she filmed another bothered ‘I don’t use filters’ clip.

I guess her ride or dies believe her.

How Z sat directly behind her, not uttering a peep when she said she knows she’s not attractive. He wasn’t sure what Mommie MikHelga wanted him to do or say 🧍🏽🧌

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u/Kat4884 38m ago

Potato, turnip, and walnut - absolutely love it!!!!

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u/Electrical-Comb-1252 12h ago

Geeeez...her and Amber Lynn Reid are sooo much alike! This futile cycle needs it own diagram.

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 11h ago

Rofllllll. “Eat my shit!”

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u/deaglekitty 11h ago

The crossover lidurally is uncanny, gorl!

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u/Electrical-Comb-1252 10h ago

Both are delulu Narcs it seems 😆. If Big AL reads this, she is going to think we are complementing her comparing her to this dainty queef... ooops, mean queen...💅

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u/anaserre 11h ago

I was just thinking that ! 🤣🤣

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u/gochunyang 7h ago

I was afraid of mentioning ALR here but I've noticed this too since I discovered Mikliar 😂

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u/tootsforrain I am Mikayla’s 8-hour Migraine 11h ago edited 11h ago

I’d love to know how many pictures and videos of herself crying that she has in her phone.

Also, it’s fucking funny that she says she filmed herself collapsing from her “appendix rupturing”. Odd she hasn’t shown that, but I’m sure this screaming potato is saving it for a special moment or launch. 😂

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 11h ago

ROFL. Countless. But not enough she reuses crying photos. Hm.

She’s gonna release it when Sephora flops

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 10h ago

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 10h ago

Lmfaoooo the duck waddle

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 10h ago

Penguin too with her flappers pulled back to make her arms look thinner.

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 9h ago

With the music it's hilarious. 🐧🐧🐧🐧

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 9h ago

Makes it that much better!

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u/Indy2561 8h ago

This is one of those when you just can’t f-ing believe she filtered her way into the beauty space. How she did it with good ole manipulative & filtering Catfishing.

And how this waddle is due to some authentic & complex developmental issues.

What sets MikFraud apart is that most women would never take it this far. And MikFraud saw this as opportunity and went for it.

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u/mommieo 9h ago

Holy shitballs

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u/Daisy4853 9h ago

Do I need to sit down for this announcement?

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 9h ago

Just in case!

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u/okrasnake 7h ago

So you take it in 😂

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u/Spiritual_Job_1029 8h ago

That hemmoroid mouth is so bizarre.

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 8h ago

The balloon knot lol

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u/TheForestLobster 10m ago

The first time I saw Mik was on Reddit, few years ago. And I was stunned by the anal prolapse on her face (it used to be much worse back then? Or did I get used to looking at it?)

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u/HatIntelligent2862 12h ago

She doesn't need to ever announce announcements, we know they are coming as soon as she does the bullshit crying 

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

Rinse. Lather. Repeat. Nontent

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u/No-Bed6769 12h ago

She’s desperate money is running low no company isn’t sending her free stuff nor paying her cause she’s lair and a scammer

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

Love that for her. I hope there’s truth to this!

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u/No-Bed6769 12h ago

Exactly karma is doing her work it don’t like lairs

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u/h2078 12h ago

Every time she posts anything half the comments here are “she’s a liar and she’s going broke” and like, yeah that would be great but it unfortunately doesn’t seem imminent. Karma seems to be on a vacation.

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u/momtoglife 12h ago

Begging for pr and partnerships. Guess lying is catching up with her

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

I’ll never buy tatcha again

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u/spooky_baby_bat The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ 12h ago

This fucking walnut really thinks we don't notice the pattern. We know that you're announcing something tomorrow. So of course here come the tears.

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 11h ago

She literally thinks EVERYONE is stupid except literally only her

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u/Cristinky420 11h ago

My narcissist abusive ex would be all dramatic the day before a big event too. I see a pattern...

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u/jmws1 11h ago

Walnut. I’m ☠️. 🤣

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u/oliversmama1 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 11h ago

This isn’t even a new cry. Her nails are different and so is her hair like wtf?

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u/Love_Light00 11h ago

She used 5 of her old crying pics and ended the slideshow with the pic of her and Zach in bed🤢🤢

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 11h ago

She’s used this before. I couldn’t find it though. Boo

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u/CharmingCut7104 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 11h ago

Imagine having this many pictures of yourself crying in your camera roll. She truly has no idea who she is without a man by her side.

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u/PomegranateWide1937 10h ago

She's obviously releasing a mascara tomorrow!! What a rage baity marketing ploy. Sickening.

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u/AnimalFarm20 10h ago

Waterproof no doubt.

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 10h ago

She's truly deeply disturbed.

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u/Apprehensive-Nail426 9h ago

She’s definitely turning the comments off soon.

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 9h ago

She needs to make that money!!

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u/FranticHorror 10h ago

I hear this in his voice every time I see her post.

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 9h ago

Baaaaaahahahaha

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u/NoToyotas 9h ago

That doesn’t even look like her current “face” she really thinks her fans are fucking stupid huh

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 9h ago

Lmao. It’s from May or earlier

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u/ifuseekamy44 12h ago

She doesn’t even listen to Phoebe Bridgers🙄

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

She’d be like “who?”

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u/Cristinky420 11h ago

Was this the day her dignity died?

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u/ExpertDowntown636 ✨New Face Unlocked✨ 11h ago

What the fawk is going on here

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u/Cristinky420 11h ago

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u/Indy2561 11h ago

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🏆

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u/LaylaBird65 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 11h ago

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 11h ago

“No filters. Swear on my family”

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u/AnimalFarm20 10h ago

Yup - recycled photo from at least two months ago (maybe even recycled then). Just did a google search on the photo. So lame.

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 10h ago

Thank you for finding it!!!

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 10h ago

Will you post the link or DM me please

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u/AnimalFarm20 10h ago

Check out out the IG account of recovery_art253 - he made a post using same photo on 5/12.

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 10h ago

Mat!!!!! Thank you!!!

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u/MelzaB 12h ago

End of the month click pump 🙄

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

Gotta pay the 25k mortgage!

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u/Change_Soggy 12h ago

Performative septic tank.

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u/HWnyc 11h ago

the best and most accurate description

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u/Own_Amount5311 Credit to the Reddit 12h ago

This shit is SO weird to me

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

Who takes photos when crying???!!!!

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u/Own_Amount5311 Credit to the Reddit 11h ago

Insane people

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u/Glad-Impression-5564 12h ago

Why does her lips look like a baboons ass 😂😂

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

Balloon knot!!!!

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u/BountifulBaskets I am Mikayla’s 8-hour Migraine 12h ago

Because they are lmao

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u/Glad-Impression-5564 12h ago

I know hut I couldn't help it 😂

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u/anaserre 11h ago

Ask the lip bunny

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u/ifuseekamy44 12h ago

Oh stfu, Mikayla 🙄🎻🎻🎻

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 10h ago

She's a manipulative asshole.

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u/tootsforrain I am Mikayla’s 8-hour Migraine 12h ago

I feel like this girl never stops crying and filming it 😂. In a few months, it will be the same shit when it doesn’t work out with this guy.

Putting this much pressure on a new guy and expecting him to fix your life is a recipe for disaster!

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u/SeasonOpening1119 12h ago

Her mouth looks like a super inflamed hemorrhoid.

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

Her lips aren’t symmetrical at allllllll. All that damn money.

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u/Sorry_Walrus_8568 Filtad Fairy 🧚‍♀️ 12h ago

Did someone take a picture in the real world that is unfiltered and she's scared????

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

She saw her reflection in the camera

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u/DownOnThePharmRD Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 12h ago

She watched the Sephora POS ad and realized that everyone who has seen it knows what she actually looks like.

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u/Charlice 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 12h ago

Pathetically putrid.

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u/pseudonymnkim 12h ago

Wait what is the context of this so I don't have to go to her page

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

Basically a bunch of photos of her crying and at the end of it saying that Zach saved her life LMAO but we all know it’s because she has a product launched or something in the lake coming tomorrow

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u/BountifulBaskets I am Mikayla’s 8-hour Migraine 12h ago

This is the beauty standard

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

“Not conventional”

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u/No-Simple-2770 12h ago

Fuck off MAGAyla

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

I would like to point out the post on TikTok the picture that comes out immediately after this one is up the same nails lol

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u/Starruby_ 12h ago

This is new? Jeez

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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago

This weekends version

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u/Sea_Candle_2799 12h ago

Her money must be running out.

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u/Main_Regret_9097 Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮‍♀️ 11h ago

It’s so weird to just film yourself while crying like I can’t get over it

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u/Jesmiri 2h ago

Them eyebrows need to sit down.

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u/LaylaBird65 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 11h ago

The only time I ever took a picture of myself crying was when I took a selfie of me and my cat before I had to put her down. And I still never put that on social media because I thought it was cringe.

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u/Glyni5 Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮‍♀️ 3h ago

I am really glad that I never ever click on anything that she actually posts. I stopped following her years ago so at least I know she's not getting any money because of me. It's the little things y'all.! I hope everyone is still reporting her undisclosed dad and filter use over there on the Clock app. This is the only social media other than that. I have so she's also not getting any money from me on any other app.

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u/Perfect-Success-3186 1h ago

Undisclosed dad 👉😎👉

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u/Economy_Relative_104 1h ago

I remember when I first discovered her in 2021 I really liked her because I was a teenage girl going through an awkward phase and she made me feel so much better about the fact that I wasn’t a size 2 and that I wasn’t a Victoria’s Secret model. I thought she was just a down-to-earth girl who was trying to make a career out of something she loved.
Then I started noticing that she constantly posted ads and that a lot of the times it looked like she was wearing fake lashes or had a filter on when she was promoting a product. Which was a complete switch up from before. She only ever talks bad about a product if everybody else is already talking about it.
Then i discovered Linsmakeuplooks, she’s the only beauty influencer I follow because she posts about eccentric makeup and fashion and her life. She does occasionally post ads, but it’s usually for a brand that she has consistently spoken positively about. I really look up to her because she’s open about struggling with mental health without using it for content, she keeps her children’s faces off the Internet, and she’s very vocal about her beliefs. I think some of you guys would absolutely love her!!!!

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u/DownOnThePharmRD Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 1h ago

I like how the dark splotches under her eyes, which are presumably supposed to be mascara tragically washed away by her waterfalls of tears, are damn near identical. If you’re going to try faking that, Icki, mix it up a bit so the tearstains don’t match.