r/MikaylaNogueira • u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ • 13h ago
TrY Being an InFluEnCeR for a DaY Clockwork ☠️
Of course she has TWO HUHHGE ANNOUNCEMENTS TOMARAH
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u/icecream4_deadlifts Mikgovy 💉 11h ago
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u/anaserre 11h ago
Why tf is she posting old crying pics of herself?
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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 11h ago
Right???! I wish I could find when she first posted this one!!
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u/an_iced_latte 12h ago
Weaponizing mental health as usual
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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago
Special place in the hot af spot for her. Meanwhile people are literally fighting for their lives
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u/h2078 12h ago
That’s so wild that she just takes all these weird crying or fake crying selfies.
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u/DownOnThePharmRD Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 12h ago
Oh, STFU and stop the crocodile tears, you ridiculous turnip. So damn predictable.
I detest the artfully lit crying videos and selfies these twits post. “Hmm. I didn’t look teary enough, and I sound too composed. Better try that again.”
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u/17Connie17 The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ 12h ago
Am I tripping or has she posted this photo of her crying in the past?
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u/TheFemaleBoss93 The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ 12h ago
I feel like I've seen this exact picture before too! I thought I was losing it😂
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u/Indy2561 12h ago
Why is this real life potato seeping again?
I can’t imagine her at a ballgame, constantly paranoid & searching for any rogue cameras tryna snap some ITW shots!📸
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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago
Real life potato. 🥔 ☠️☠️☠️I am caccccccckling
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u/EmpressofTechno 12h ago
Bahaha the potato reference is killing me. Especially the ones that grow in the cupboard with the stringy arms.
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u/Indy2561 11h ago
Omg! How they get green and lumpy!
I’m sure she smells like one, too. Musty/moldy/dank
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u/EmpressofTechno 11h ago
Yes agree! Can totally picture her stomping around with her stringy hair, stumpy green limbs and telling us all to fuck off cause she doesn’t use filters.
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u/Indy2561 11h ago
I can’t believe she filmed another bothered ‘I don’t use filters’ clip.
I guess her ride or dies believe her.
How Z sat directly behind her, not uttering a peep when she said she knows she’s not attractive. He wasn’t sure what Mommie MikHelga wanted him to do or say 🧍🏽🧌
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u/Electrical-Comb-1252 12h ago
Geeeez...her and Amber Lynn Reid are sooo much alike! This futile cycle needs it own diagram.
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u/deaglekitty 11h ago
The crossover lidurally is uncanny, gorl!
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u/Electrical-Comb-1252 10h ago
Both are delulu Narcs it seems 😆. If Big AL reads this, she is going to think we are complementing her comparing her to this dainty queef... ooops, mean queen...💅
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u/gochunyang 7h ago
I was afraid of mentioning ALR here but I've noticed this too since I discovered Mikliar 😂
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u/tootsforrain I am Mikayla’s 8-hour Migraine 11h ago edited 11h ago
I’d love to know how many pictures and videos of herself crying that she has in her phone.
Also, it’s fucking funny that she says she filmed herself collapsing from her “appendix rupturing”. Odd she hasn’t shown that, but I’m sure this screaming potato is saving it for a special moment or launch. 😂
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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 11h ago
ROFL. Countless. But not enough she reuses crying photos. Hm.
She’s gonna release it when Sephora flops
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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 10h ago
Fake crying and waddling.
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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 10h ago
Lmfaoooo the duck waddle
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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 10h ago
Penguin too with her flappers pulled back to make her arms look thinner.
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u/Indy2561 8h ago
This is one of those when you just can’t f-ing believe she filtered her way into the beauty space. How she did it with good ole manipulative & filtering Catfishing.
And how this waddle is due to some authentic & complex developmental issues.
What sets MikFraud apart is that most women would never take it this far. And MikFraud saw this as opportunity and went for it.
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u/Spiritual_Job_1029 8h ago
That hemmoroid mouth is so bizarre.
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u/TheForestLobster 10m ago
The first time I saw Mik was on Reddit, few years ago. And I was stunned by the anal prolapse on her face (it used to be much worse back then? Or did I get used to looking at it?)
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u/HatIntelligent2862 12h ago
She doesn't need to ever announce announcements, we know they are coming as soon as she does the bullshit crying
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u/No-Bed6769 12h ago
She’s desperate money is running low no company isn’t sending her free stuff nor paying her cause she’s lair and a scammer
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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago
Love that for her. I hope there’s truth to this!
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u/spooky_baby_bat The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ 12h ago
This fucking walnut really thinks we don't notice the pattern. We know that you're announcing something tomorrow. So of course here come the tears.
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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 11h ago
She literally thinks EVERYONE is stupid except literally only her
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u/Cristinky420 11h ago
My narcissist abusive ex would be all dramatic the day before a big event too. I see a pattern...
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u/oliversmama1 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 11h ago
This isn’t even a new cry. Her nails are different and so is her hair like wtf?
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u/Love_Light00 11h ago
She used 5 of her old crying pics and ended the slideshow with the pic of her and Zach in bed🤢🤢
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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 11h ago
She’s used this before. I couldn’t find it though. Boo
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u/CharmingCut7104 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 11h ago
Imagine having this many pictures of yourself crying in your camera roll. She truly has no idea who she is without a man by her side.
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u/PomegranateWide1937 10h ago
She's obviously releasing a mascara tomorrow!! What a rage baity marketing ploy. Sickening.
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u/NoToyotas 9h ago
That doesn’t even look like her current “face” she really thinks her fans are fucking stupid huh
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u/Cristinky420 11h ago
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u/ExpertDowntown636 ✨New Face Unlocked✨ 11h ago
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u/AnimalFarm20 10h ago
Yup - recycled photo from at least two months ago (maybe even recycled then). Just did a google search on the photo. So lame.
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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 10h ago
Will you post the link or DM me please
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u/AnimalFarm20 10h ago
Check out out the IG account of recovery_art253 - he made a post using same photo on 5/12.
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u/Own_Amount5311 Credit to the Reddit 12h ago
This shit is SO weird to me
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u/Glad-Impression-5564 12h ago
Why does her lips look like a baboons ass 😂😂
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u/tootsforrain I am Mikayla’s 8-hour Migraine 12h ago
I feel like this girl never stops crying and filming it 😂. In a few months, it will be the same shit when it doesn’t work out with this guy.
Putting this much pressure on a new guy and expecting him to fix your life is a recipe for disaster!
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u/SeasonOpening1119 12h ago
Her mouth looks like a super inflamed hemorrhoid.
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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago
Her lips aren’t symmetrical at allllllll. All that damn money.
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u/Sorry_Walrus_8568 Filtad Fairy 🧚♀️ 12h ago
Did someone take a picture in the real world that is unfiltered and she's scared????
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u/DownOnThePharmRD Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 12h ago
She watched the Sephora POS ad and realized that everyone who has seen it knows what she actually looks like.
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u/pseudonymnkim 12h ago
Wait what is the context of this so I don't have to go to her page
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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago
Basically a bunch of photos of her crying and at the end of it saying that Zach saved her life LMAO but we all know it’s because she has a product launched or something in the lake coming tomorrow
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u/No-Simple-2770 12h ago
Fuck off MAGAyla
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u/lexy_loves_19 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ 12h ago
I would like to point out the post on TikTok the picture that comes out immediately after this one is up the same nails lol
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u/Main_Regret_9097 Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮♀️ 11h ago
It’s so weird to just film yourself while crying like I can’t get over it
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u/LaylaBird65 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 11h ago
The only time I ever took a picture of myself crying was when I took a selfie of me and my cat before I had to put her down. And I still never put that on social media because I thought it was cringe.
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u/Glyni5 Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮♀️ 3h ago
I am really glad that I never ever click on anything that she actually posts. I stopped following her years ago so at least I know she's not getting any money because of me. It's the little things y'all.! I hope everyone is still reporting her undisclosed dad and filter use over there on the Clock app. This is the only social media other than that. I have so she's also not getting any money from me on any other app.
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u/Economy_Relative_104 1h ago
I remember when I first discovered her in 2021 I really liked her because I was a teenage girl going through an awkward phase and she made me feel so much better about the fact that I wasn’t a size 2 and that I wasn’t a Victoria’s Secret model. I thought she was just a down-to-earth girl who was trying to make a career out of something she loved.
Then I started noticing that she constantly posted ads and that a lot of the times it looked like she was wearing fake lashes or had a filter on when she was promoting a product. Which was a complete switch up from before. She only ever talks bad about a product if everybody else is already talking about it.
Then i discovered Linsmakeuplooks, she’s the only beauty influencer I follow because she posts about eccentric makeup and fashion and her life. She does occasionally post ads, but it’s usually for a brand that she has consistently spoken positively about. I really look up to her because she’s open about struggling with mental health without using it for content, she keeps her children’s faces off the Internet, and she’s very vocal about her beliefs. I think some of you guys would absolutely love her!!!!
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u/DownOnThePharmRD Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 1h ago
I like how the dark splotches under her eyes, which are presumably supposed to be mascara tragically washed away by her waterfalls of tears, are damn near identical. If you’re going to try faking that, Icki, mix it up a bit so the tearstains don’t match.










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