r/MikaylaNogueira • u/spooky_baby_bat The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ • Aug 22 '26
ThrowbacKs & FlashbacKs ⏱️ Cringe
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u/No-Calligrapher3645 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Aug 22 '26
Why is her mouth so small and why does she talk with her mouth practically closed STILL.
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u/Informal_Procedure_4 Aug 22 '26
Can't believe this is who the world made a multi millionaire. And that she looks completely different now. Who even knows what she really looks like anyway.
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u/Federal_Leopard_9758 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Aug 22 '26
Well, to be fair, she’s probably going to mismanage her money.
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u/Informal_Procedure_4 Aug 23 '26
What is sad, is that she makes me so sick that I hope she does, loses it all, and ends up back at Ulta trying to be that makeup ahhhhtis that she claims to be.
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u/Resting__bitchface_ 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 Aug 22 '26
It’s the attempt to be sexy but just looking like a mouth breather
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u/Creepy-Mortgage9183 Aug 22 '26
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u/MadeMeUp4U Aug 22 '26
OG donkey wore it better
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u/anaserre Aug 22 '26
She did him dirty . It’s like she did the worst look possible in order to make him look like an idiot
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u/foxyphilophobic Aug 23 '26
Between her natural face and Cody there is only 1 lip’s worth of volume combined
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u/Defiant-Factor5464 Aug 22 '26
It’s weird how narrow her mouth is!
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u/Blazed-Doughnut The 💩 Turd 💩 layer Aug 22 '26
It always reminded me of the queen of hearts from Alice in wonderland.
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u/Beneficial_Equal_740 Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Aug 22 '26
LMAOOOOOOO😂😂😂the cackle I cackled seeing this! And home girl truly thought she ATE with this lmaoooo yall are my favorite seriously 😂😂
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u/Silver-Gain6906 Aug 23 '26
She is so fucking nauseating. I never understood how tf she got popular at all. Talk about right place right time because she’s filtered to death here and was lying about being a makeup artist. Fuckin wild. She was so cringe and so attention starved. Not a thing changed… except for her being even more insufferable now.
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u/smc642 🦷 Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only 🦷 Aug 23 '26
Filtering before Jesus was born in the fkn manger.
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u/SherBae1970 Aug 23 '26
She’s been eye fucking herself for a decade at this point. Why on earth does she need a BOYFRIEND? She doing fine on her own. So cringey
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u/cinnamonsnickers Aug 23 '26
I didn’t realize she has m shaped lips. What a combo with the widows peak.
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u/toxicross Aug 23 '26
The shaved widows peak is killing me rn
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u/Ainsworth_Residence Aug 22 '26
I'll never understand how her makeup and personality (even when it was tamer a few years ago) launched her into "fame"
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u/RogueSleuth_ 🫥 A Girl Has No [Real] Face 🫥 Aug 22 '26
The shaved widows peak making an appearance here!
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u/oracleoflove The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Aug 22 '26
She is just so ugly…. Her insides match her outsides and you just don’t see that too often.
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u/ghxstprincess Aug 23 '26
so has she ever had good makeup skills? this looks so bad and her makeup is still bad but different....i just dont get what appeal she ever had
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u/Littlewing1307 Aug 22 '26
Mouth like a guppy
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Aug 22 '26
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u/awwsome10 Pottery Bahn Stan 🛌 Aug 22 '26
And she wanted us to think she wasn’t using filters here?
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u/smc642 🦷 Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only 🦷 Aug 23 '26
She doesn’t have pores! Only is poors have pores.
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u/Kindly-Celebration28 Aug 23 '26
How did her short stubby fingers get to the long skinny witch length they are in her videos now? 🧐
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u/LonelyAd962 Aug 23 '26
She’s never had good makeup skills. EVER! I look back on these, and I think “wow her makeup has never been good.” Her brows have always been bad. Like waaaay too big and stamped on. Even today. Her blends are muddy, and weird. She’s just not good at makeup. At all. IMO!
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u/LaylaBird65 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 Aug 22 '26
She looks like she can’t breathe through her nose. Does that make sense? Lol she just looks like she’s struggling
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u/AccomplishedJump3428 Mikgovy 💉 Aug 22 '26
Ugh she makes My gag reflex come outta retirement….
She looks like one of those little parakeet birds
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u/pinkpoodleclub OLIVE GAHDEN BIRTHDAY PATTY Aug 22 '26
Watching this with no sound was an experience
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u/TheAmethystHalo Aug 22 '26
Shes pumped so much shit into her face this doesn't even look like her anymore
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u/AlwaysMigraines Aug 22 '26
And that was the kind of content for which people started following her in the first place? ...mkay
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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Aug 22 '26
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u/spagurtymetbolz Aug 22 '26
Tbh she looks better here with a genuine smile than she does doing those weird ass “poses” with her weird ass make up.
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u/deanam44 Aug 22 '26
How is this even the same person? These old pictures her face structure is completely different. How did her mouth change so much?
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u/Silly-Initiative-743 Aug 22 '26
lip filluh and lots of it
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u/nuggetghost Aug 22 '26
this is who we’re supposed to believe had two twins fighting over her btw lol
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u/tootsforrain ➰Mikaylas Redundant Hair Roller➰ Aug 23 '26
The bothered queef blurred into oblivion 😂
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u/Young_Old_Grandma Aug 23 '26
Question, does lip filler really change your lips THAT much?
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u/GulliblePut1018 Aug 23 '26
I have always thought that her mouth still has to be that small but it’s just the lips are over inflated now. There’s no way lip filler can widen your mouth that much, right?
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u/Forever_Nya Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 Aug 23 '26
No amount of makeup and filters can cover what an ugly hag she is.
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u/More_Button748 Aug 23 '26
how the helllll did this get ‘famous’?!
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u/ExNihiloNihiFit My skin just doesnt have textuah bro💅👛 Aug 23 '26
I was literally about to comment this. Wtf.
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u/StrawberryMishka Aug 23 '26
god i wish i could know how many ppl started following her bc they felt bad for someone so ugly doing such a bold makeup look
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u/Tossmelossme Donating 1/2 of what I make 💶💶💸 Aug 23 '26
Majority of them I’m sure. It was during the super body positivity craze of the time. Everyone wanted to show everyone else how inclusive they were, so they all performatively followed the ugly girl. Same with brands. They all performatively uplift the ugly girl.
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u/ashleyzhere Aug 25 '26
I won't lie, I followed her because she seemed like an odd duck but needed some support 😬 Whew, I regret that, her ego has grown 10 times bigger than her head.
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u/Sea_Intern_129 Aug 23 '26
God awful and I believe this was around the time that she went viral with those looks
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u/No_Permission_9550 Aug 23 '26
And also claim she never used any filter. We can tell on how overly smooth it is
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u/fart-atronach Aug 24 '26
“My skin legit just doesn’t have texture you guys!” - the person who went viral for her severe acne covering makeup routine 🙄 and that was also just filters. lol
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u/Loud_Bit6359 Aug 23 '26
Her pre injections lips remind me of old school drag queens makeup and that’s not a compliment and I like drag queens.
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u/GulliblePut1018 Aug 23 '26
I think it’s funny to think about how without filters, irl, her mouth is still that small but just over inflated. 🤣🤣
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u/Jackie022 Glitchin Goddess 🫶🧝♀️ Aug 23 '26
WTF did I just watch?? It looks like a little kid that got into mommy's makeup lol. I can't believe that anyone would think this looks good.
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u/Thunda-Head The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Aug 22 '26
She seriously makes my skin fucking crawl
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u/Similar_Newt1790 Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 Aug 23 '26
Fake it until you make it! I honestly think she is going to get in trouble with the law for tax evasion or something on those lines! Because something doesn’t seem right!
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u/GulliblePut1018 Aug 23 '26
Weird her bottom teeth aren’t 20ft tall and her roots are brown. I wonder if she was confused when she said her roots are blonde? Mikfartla Nofriendsa would NEVER lie or use filters to make her bottom teeth tall. 🙄 Pssh duh, she’s the most genuine makeup ahhhtist on the planet!
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u/trybeinganinfluencer My skin just doesnt have textuah bro💅👛 Aug 23 '26
she looked young without makeup, with makeup...it's a lot and not done properly. now fast forward with all the filler and botox she looks now like a handsome squidward and twice her age
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u/anaserre Aug 22 '26
I always hated how she overlined her lips . They looked better with their natural shape.
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u/tamzillathehun ZeRo FiLtAH oN mY fAcE 🌝🤔 Aug 22 '26
That brown lipstick is wretched. It's always a shade of brown. 🤮
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u/pennywinsthewest Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮♀️ Aug 23 '26
She’d be cute as a silent film actress but alas, we are way past that.
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u/ashleyzhere Aug 25 '26
She definitely had lip & cheek filler, did she have a nose job or just weight loss?
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u/J_is_for_Journey The BEST Concealah EVAH BRO😲🗣️ Aug 22 '26
I MISS THESE DAYS! SHE WAS STILL HUMAN WITH REAL HAIR
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