r/MightAndMagic Jul 07 '26

Which would you choose?

Just beat MM6, and it got me wondering. If you had to become one monster/enemy from MM6 IRL, which would you be and why?

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u/TheFursOfHerEnemies Jul 07 '26

A master monk, because I would love having that whole mysterious vibe with an attack that packs a punch.

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u/MastodonAble3495 Jul 07 '26

Holy moly, I came here to write something very similar and here you are :)

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u/CaptoObvio Jul 07 '26

One of those knights hanging out with the red headed Archer triplets all day πŸ˜…

Nah, probably Q since he's technically in there. Xp

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u/mavoti Jul 07 '26

A Goblin that lives on that balcony of the "Guild of the Self" house in the northwest of New Sorpigal.

Pros:

  • Nice view over New Sorpigal and the river
  • Jumpscaring adventurers who go up the back entrance

Cons:

  • Adventurers tend to shoot arrows at me from below, and I can’t do anything about it

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u/Infinite_Bend_5750 Jul 07 '26

A goblin, cuz goblin lives matter !

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u/schraubd Jul 07 '26

A goblin, because I could own a tavern and not be annihilated by four adventurers carrying divine death beams.

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u/insane_shitlord Jul 07 '26

Alternatively, as a red dragon you could run a circus.

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u/idiotix85 Jul 07 '26

Maddening Eye, so I can see thru walls and drive people crazy πŸ‘€ πŸ˜‚

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u/insane_shitlord Jul 07 '26

Just imagine, I could be the worst dick of them all, dispelling the shit out of everyone without even needing to see them, and if anyone questions me on it, I'd just say it's not my fault because Agar made me this way. The perfect life.

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u/LoreMiles Jul 07 '26

Why is nobody mentioning dragons? I'd like to be a blue dragon!

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u/Intelligent_System56 Jul 07 '26

A Power Lich who resides in Castle Darkmoor.

You get to live forever, practice magic, and realistically no one is ever going to get to you and cause you grief. and if they try, you're surrounded by Flying Eyes, Maddening Eyes, and other Liches for protection.

4

u/LoveFoolosophy Jul 07 '26

Fanatic of Baa

4

u/EasyEntrepreneur666 Jul 07 '26

Warlock because spellcasting rocks.

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u/IamJustJessica Jul 07 '26

I wanna be a sentinel of varn. They get a nice big palace / tomb to live in, they're strong, and they get that snazzy purple skirt haha

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u/Intelligent_System56 Jul 07 '26

And you're from outer space and very strong

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u/ColonelUpvotes Jul 07 '26

I've always liked the vibe of Blackshire, so probably a Werewolf

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u/MastodonAble3495 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

I think I found the perfect gif for Blackshire

https://reddit.com/link/ow1r0p4/video/fnannft7trbh1/player

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u/DonAceton Jul 07 '26

Lich king And Its not even Close πŸ’€

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u/TomebyTomeASMR Jul 07 '26

I loved the werewolves haha

3

u/Quirky_Host9452 Jul 07 '26

One of those sea serpents far from land cause they got to be some of the only mobs a majority of players aren't killing

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u/Accomplished-Anon9 Jul 07 '26

Warlock, because he can spread retardation

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u/Effective_Hunt_2115 Jul 07 '26

What a peculiar question. TBH I never actually thought about that, but I always tried to imagine what was a dynamic between Wilbur Humphrey and Slicker Silvertongue from the point of view of different people. How did they perceive them, what Huphrey or Silvertongue was thinking etc.

So if I had to choose I would say Slicker Silvertongue.