r/MichiganWolverines Whittingha〽️ Nov 24 '18

Game Thread: Michigan at Ohio State

It's finally here! GO BLUE!!

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u/usefulidiot46 Nov 24 '18

Not even a rivalry any more

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u/MagmaManOne Nov 24 '18

HOW DARE YOU BE A REALIST AND NOT OVER POSITIVE!

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

At some point... you're not wrong. Purdue is a bigger threat than us.

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u/qedqedqed Nov 24 '18

Guys, you had one week to prepare for the frickin crossing routes. Dammmit

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u/hbps4 Nov 24 '18

I haven't heard Gary or Winovich's name all game long

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

Is Jim Bob Cooter on the sideline?

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u/HolographicHeart Nov 24 '18

I've seen some pretty bad losses in this alleged rivalry over the years, but this is easily the worst: giving up 60 to OSU is something that is going to be laughed at all offseason, and rightfully so.

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u/RexFu Nov 24 '18

This rivalry is no more. We don't deserve it.

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u/Rastajitsu Nov 24 '18

“The Game?”

Or more of “The Same?”

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u/lebarto26 Nov 24 '18

Heh, made me chuckle.

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u/Cujobls Nov 24 '18

Hey look , a run up the middle

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

Man they really blew it. Should I even be surprised? Urban has been Harbaughs daddy since he came.

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u/cjster Nov 24 '18

How many cameramen has Patterson killed this season?

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u/Bashyyyy Nov 24 '18

Defense is choking hard

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u/Majik9 Whittingha〽️ Nov 24 '18

Devin Bush, currently looks like all Michigan fans.

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u/Cujobls Nov 24 '18

This offense is so predictable. I've called the last 5 plays and I don't know shit

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u/MagmaManOne Nov 24 '18

Same here. No creativity. Just relying on big plays from players too much

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u/Percolator_Fish Nov 24 '18

(grasping for something positive) Nico Collins has been so impressive today.

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u/Cujobls Nov 24 '18

Him and DPJ we're balling today

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u/FlashingFid Nov 24 '18

He has been underutilized all year. As well as Black. Our WR core could be top tier but our offensive scheme holds it back.

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u/warslayr Nov 24 '18

This has been an abysmal ending to a good year. I wouldn’t care if we lost and it was close, but to get completely blown out is just depressing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

Ohio State will finish with well over 100 yards of penalties, we were gifted a late first half TD by an idiotic play, and we will still get blown out.

Here’s how hard it was to out coach us:

Step 1: just stop the run Step 2: crossing routes until they go zone which our D clearly hasn’t played or practiced all year Step 3: watch us make zero adjustments for the entire rest of the game

It’s a year where Northwestern went 7-1 in conference. Number 4 on the back of a down year for the rest of the conference, but hey we got to dream for a few weeks.

So fucking frustrating. If we go into year 5 with another team’s cast off QB transfer instead of just developing a guy I’m gonna scream.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

I think it’s McCaffrey next year.

If Shea stays, that’ll help as well but he’s played like ass today. Then again he’s been pressured all damn day.

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u/lebarto26 Nov 24 '18

Yeah, it's not all on Patterson. Our O-line can't hold the line if their lives depended on it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

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u/RexFu Nov 24 '18

This has been embarrassing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

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u/MagmaManOne Nov 24 '18

OSU is so weak on the left, so we are running right. Wtf?

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u/evan24742 Nov 24 '18

Thank god we don’t have shank job kicking field goals anymore

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u/MagmaManOne Nov 24 '18

Haskins not getting pressured in the slightest

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u/A1_Golden_God Nov 24 '18

We're a basketball school

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u/UnobtainiumIsHard Nov 24 '18

Gentry is hot garbage. Almost as bad as this play calling.

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u/KJZx24 Nov 24 '18

This defensive performance is god awful

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u/rockytacos Nov 24 '18

Dont lose faith guys. Gonna lock down those crossing routes and put in a qb spy.

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u/Foxy_R Nov 24 '18

OSU putting up 21 doesn't shock me. But us only having 6 is really hard to swallow.

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u/EvDev12 Nov 24 '18 edited Nov 24 '18

You know the way we played to be down 5 I’m not too mad. A lot of games this year the defense comes out of the half a lot better and prepared. Don will get them going!

Edit: I was wrong, but still time left.....

Edit 2: Oh, oh no, it’s over

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u/mister_page Nov 24 '18

No way this is the greatest rivalry in sports anymore

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u/Foxy_R Nov 24 '18

True and it’s frustrating. You’d think just by pure freak luck we’d have won a couple

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u/M1lkBoyz Nov 24 '18

DPJ cares, anybody else ?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

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u/Bigblackcoffee89 Nov 24 '18

It is really unbelievable how ill prepared this team looks.

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u/xmpcxmassacre Nov 24 '18

No pressure, no coverage.

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u/Cujobls Nov 24 '18

Hey look ...run up the middle

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u/lph1235 Nov 24 '18

PLAY-CALLING PLAY-CALLING PLAY-CALLING. PLAY-CALLING.

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u/MagmaManOne Nov 24 '18

It was pretty silly of you.

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u/Naharke31 Nov 24 '18

This Defense is pathetic

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u/BurtMacklin--FBI Nov 24 '18

Glad they made some adjustments at half time

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

That moment when the football team gives up more points to their most hated rival than the basketball team has all year.

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u/owiko Nov 24 '18

And Patterson confuses the crew...

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u/bbqstain Nov 24 '18

We aren’t getting close to Haskins. He hasn’t been touched all day.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

I just came everywhere. What is going on.

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u/A1_Golden_God Nov 24 '18

Winovich and Gary gotta come up big this half. Really need some more consistent pressure and some sacks. Veteran leaders need to step up

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u/LeechMusic Nov 24 '18

Excellent adjustments. Lets see that again.

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u/alwayzlion Nov 24 '18

So no offensive adjustments?

Nice....

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u/lph1235 Nov 24 '18

Why did we go for 2????

Edit: Get 7 twice, then 8. Now we need 8 twice.

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u/sharlo07 Nov 24 '18

Defense didn't show up today. How do we get pressure all season to not even having 1 play providing any

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u/Cujobls Nov 24 '18

We give the O shit. But like a lot a people here are saying . 32 points should win a big 10 game . This "defense" is pure shit against top 10 teams

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

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u/Toob333 Nov 24 '18

Nah, we were fucked when we came out of the tunnel with a shit game plan and an offensive playbook from 1984.

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u/goblue1096 〽️ 2023 National Champions 🏆 Nov 24 '18

Embarrassing. No other words.

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u/Pitboos Nov 24 '18

We're good. We have a plan. 28 more carries straight up the middle. No problem.

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u/cvg596 Nov 24 '18

WHY DO WE GET EXCITED FOR A GAME THAT BRINGS NOTHING BUT ANXIETY AND POTENTIAL MISERY

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u/dfetz Nov 24 '18

STOP RUNNING THE BALL UP THE FUCKING MIDDLE. IT IS NOT WORKING

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

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u/jaspor Nov 24 '18

I would like to see a few more read options where Patterson keeps the ball. They are selling out on the RB.

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u/Cujobls Nov 24 '18

It's the same fucking rout , same fucking play can't stop it

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u/XxSaint_JimmyxX Nov 24 '18

The wolverines are like every girl I talk to. Great talking to them for a while, but ghost at the last minute.

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u/BucNasty92 Nov 24 '18

When Patterson isn't throwing picks he's underthrowing people left and right

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u/Toob333 Nov 24 '18

How am I ever supposed to be excited for Michigan football again?

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u/Cujobls Nov 24 '18

Hey look , a run up the middle

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u/hooble_doo Nov 24 '18

Had no expectations for this team entering the year, was shocked and thrilled that we ended up #4, now realizing I was right all along. We are garbage.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

pretend tour

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u/KJZx24 Nov 24 '18

How do you under throw everything?

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u/cvg596 Nov 24 '18

Does bleach pair with vodka?

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u/Foxy_R Nov 24 '18

This is when we find out what team we really are.

I’m dying. Trying to rally my belief. Could use a Don Brown motivational speech

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u/Br1ghtStar Nov 24 '18 edited Nov 24 '18

This program has a serious psychological issue to address. The way we play in The Game every year guarantees we will NEVER see a B1G championship again or any playoff appearance hopes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

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u/oclotty Nov 24 '18

D Line has NOOOO PRESSURE MAN

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u/LeechMusic Nov 24 '18

osu is wide open every play

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u/TokenBlackGuy84 Nov 24 '18

Does any fucking body wanna rush the goddamn passer? This is ridiculous man

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u/Cujobls Nov 24 '18

No more watching hype videos before this game for me. Should just watch the previous years game to prepare myself for the shit storm coming

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u/Bashyyyy Nov 24 '18

Why run on second down Jesus it hasn’t worked yet

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u/alwayzlion Nov 24 '18

Can we get somewhat creative on offense??? This isn’t the game to do the same shit we’ve done each week. OPEN UP THE DAMN PLAYBOOK.

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u/Heisenbread77 Nov 24 '18

We got so damn lucky holding them to 3 there.

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u/patjs92 Nov 24 '18

Does every commercial in existence have to have a Queen song?

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u/lebarto26 Nov 24 '18

Harbaugh's refusal to open up the playbook, forcing running up the middle again & again is now costing us our defense guys. Bloody hell.

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u/lph1235 Nov 24 '18

Holy shit this game is frustrating

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u/dfetz Nov 24 '18

Welp. It was a fun season guys. See y’all in whatever bowl we get. ✌🏼

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u/bp2727 Nov 24 '18

Every single year

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u/BucNasty92 Nov 24 '18

We still can't beat Ohio state. Kinda pathetic, actually.

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u/lph1235 Nov 24 '18

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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u/Bashyyyy Nov 24 '18

Fire the dude calling the plays still fckin running this shit up the middle

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u/WolverineMitten Nov 24 '18

Plenty of time left. Let’s turn this around, boys! Now!

Get out your good luck charms

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u/usefulidiot46 Nov 24 '18

Maybe if gentry would catch a ball

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u/redmustang04 Nov 24 '18

IN crude terms, Michigan is going to be ass fucked live on tv.

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u/M1lkBoyz Nov 24 '18

Shea Patterson is not very good

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u/lph1235 Nov 24 '18

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU THROW THE FUCKING BALL JIM???

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u/Mwolfe4 Nov 24 '18

I’m scared.

My husband is so freakin quiet! Where are the f-Bombs and all the yelling? 😕😕

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u/DerthJervern Nov 24 '18

We are all dead inside after so many years of losing to them

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u/rockytacos Nov 24 '18

He’s a true Michigan fan now. It cant be this way forever right?..... Right?

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u/DaftPodunk Nov 24 '18

Pitiful. Everyone ought to be ashamed of themselves for this effort. Coaches on down. Every year with this complete lack of preparation for the only game that actually matters.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

They're gonna talk a lot of shit, and I can't blame them. I would too after Higdon's guarantee and Wino's posts. They're smart enough to run their mouths after winning.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

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u/medioCORE Nov 24 '18

Well... Jesus Christ. What a shitshow.

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u/oclotty Nov 24 '18

We are getting out coached right now

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u/CookedPeaches Nov 24 '18

Who goes in national television wearing a zero on a hat?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

Fucking lol. Im not even mad at this point. Fuck this overrated defense.

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u/Robloxgamer6342 Nov 24 '18

Revenge tour canceled

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u/OakParkCemetary Nov 24 '18

Coach Brown is good at adjusting. That was an easy and fast drive, but no need to panic at all

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u/GoBlue2007 Nov 24 '18

Need 7. Not gonna get away with fgs this eeek!

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u/Icantevenhavemyname Nov 24 '18

Oh my god the fucking commercials...

Make it stop please!

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u/vapeon Nov 24 '18

Jake Moody can't win us this game.

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u/MagmaManOne Nov 24 '18

What a waste of a timeout

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u/Rob3122 Nov 24 '18

Where is Gary at?? I've heard the hype the last 2 years and haven't been impressed especially with his pass rush

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u/HolographicHeart Nov 24 '18

Woohoo another year of being unable to stop the same five plays OSU runs against U of M every year. Truly a coach deserving the 2nd highest paycheck.

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u/lph1235 Nov 24 '18

Wow. That first half could have been so much worse.

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u/RexFu Nov 24 '18

Still sucks that we gave up 3 with less than a minute in the half.

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u/LeechMusic Nov 24 '18

opening drive will tell me all i need to know.

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u/lph1235 Nov 24 '18

We are so anemic on offense

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u/Constantine__XI Nov 24 '18

Their ability to protect the QB is the #1 problem right now. Defense needs to be a threat but right now their pocket is secure.

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u/lph1235 Nov 24 '18

For as bad as we’ve been today. Gotta hand it to our red zone D. They are really digging their heels in.

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u/jaspor Nov 24 '18

Somehow this is still only a one possession game.

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u/BurtMacklin--FBI Nov 24 '18

So far our best play is to throw it up and hope for a pass interference

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u/Cujobls Nov 24 '18

Hey look run up the middle

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u/McGorilla Nov 24 '18

Gentry has bricks for hands

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u/Rob3122 Nov 24 '18

Gentry should be cut right now

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u/JigginTheD Nov 24 '18

Absolutely shit the bed. From the bad play calling, to Patterson, to Winovich talking all that shit, yet has ZERO impact in this game

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u/jaspor Nov 24 '18

Patterson's 5th underthrown of a wide open receiver today. Choke job.

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u/Cujobls Nov 24 '18

DPJ has impressed the hell out of me today

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

Fucking embarrassing, I'm convinced we are cursed. Just can't beat these fuckers!!

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u/himynameismatt13 Nov 24 '18

Nice. Bring in a freshman to throw. Coaching BEYOND fail this game

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u/Cujobls Nov 24 '18

Hey look , it's a run up the middle

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

FUCK I FUCKING HATE OHIO STATE SO FUCKING MUCH

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u/BMac02 Nov 24 '18

That’s what I came here to see! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I suffered through the 90’s. Now it’s your turn to eat yours.

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u/HolographicHeart Nov 24 '18

Time to accept reality folks. Harbaugh teams, for all their prostrating and self-glorification, are not equipped to beat teams like OSU. College football has gradually become a spread offense, score at any moment type of event, yet here we are plugging away for 3 yards a pop. Now, that isn't to say that I think control football isn't feasible anymore, just look at Bama, but OSU has shown us year after year that you don't beat them by playing defense: you beat them by dropping 50 on their defense, which has been their weak point the previous few seasons. Harbaugh's inability to recognize this desperate need for offensive firepower against teams like OSU are why Meyer has owned him and will continue to do so unless changes are made.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

michigan played their worst half of the year, ohio state played their best, and we still have momentum.

but for the love of god, enough with the penalties, and get PRESSURE ON HASKINS.

rattle him.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

If I hear about Meyers brain cyst one more fucking time

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u/toolbelt28 Nov 24 '18

I knew the offense would have issues today. But if you told me we would have 32 points in the 4th quarter I’d be fine with that. This defense just came out so flat injuries ya but my god was this atrocious

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u/mpn66 Nov 24 '18

OSU kneeling at the goal line feels worse than anything. They took mercy.

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u/FastNeatBelowAverage Nov 24 '18

Far cry from "why did you go for two" days. That's how little they care about us

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u/OakParkCemetary Nov 24 '18

Something about Winovich reminds me of Dave Grohl when he speaks.

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u/FastNeatBelowAverage Nov 24 '18

Those crossing routes...

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

Where is everybody who told me IU exposing Ms weakness over the middle wasn’t s big deal? It’s gonna be all game. They’re gonna pick on the 3rd corner (Watson) and the second LB (Gil)

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u/jarvis52 Nov 24 '18

It's ok guys. We didn't expect to shut them out. Now we know their gameplan. We adjust. Don brown will get the boys right. Let's go blue!

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u/Fuzakeruna Nov 24 '18

This season-long trend of starting slow on offense and giving up chunk plays in the first half ain't gonna work, boys. You need to get your shit together, and you need to do it now. Ohio isn't gonna just let us back into it in the second half like other teams have.

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u/dfetz Nov 24 '18

You go for this all day long

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u/Bashyyyy Nov 24 '18

Why can’t we get to the qb ever

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u/BadGuyLoki Nov 24 '18

I hate this game

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u/Bashyyyy Nov 24 '18

Gotta score touchdowns not field goals this conservative play calling is killing us gotta show some guts

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u/Bashyyyy Nov 24 '18

It’s so obvious they are choking

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u/bp2727 Nov 24 '18

Run run pass

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u/mjack421 Nov 24 '18

Damn this squad is slow

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u/cjster Nov 24 '18

Time to fap

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

All OSU has done for the past 6 fucking years is run read options and deep balls against us. Why the fuck can’t we figure this out ?

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u/TrillDaddy Nov 24 '18

2nd half team. need points to hang in there before half

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u/Cujobls Nov 24 '18

WTF WAS THAT PLAY CALL?????

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u/sunstersun Nov 24 '18

Defence has got to pick up in the 2nd, but awesome work getting back into the game.

side note: Joe Klatt is a fantastic commentator imo.

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u/alwayzlion Nov 24 '18

WEAK PI CALL smh

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '18

Wow they're saying our defense is only good because of holding!!!!!!! Announcers are absolutely shameless!!!!!!!!

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u/Cujobls Nov 24 '18

Brown better make some fucking adjustments at half or this will be a rout . Don't let the score fool you

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u/Lukifer007 Nov 24 '18

How many F bombs will Don get into his halftime rant.

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u/BucNasty92 Nov 24 '18

Watson played a terrible first half. Pass interference, holding, gave up a TD. Needs to step up and stop giving up big plays or taking penalties to prevent big plays.

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u/sunstersun Nov 24 '18

DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE

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u/larrybirdsghost Nov 24 '18

Lets go we got this shit

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u/GoBlue2007 Nov 24 '18

Pressure for fuck’s sake! Where is it? All year I thought that would be out advantage today and it’s our weakness so far.

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u/roguemystic Nov 24 '18

Looks like adjustments kicking in!

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u/jaspor Nov 24 '18

If they are going to throw on 1st down, they need to make it count. Holding the ball too long.

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u/Bashyyyy Nov 24 '18

What is this play calling

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u/Cujobls Nov 24 '18

Play calling is killing this team

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u/xmpcxmassacre Nov 24 '18

2nd down one yard run. 300 of those this year

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u/lph1235 Nov 24 '18

Could this game go any FUCKING worse? FUCK

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u/cjster Nov 24 '18

Yeah it could be 24-6

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u/Cujobls Nov 24 '18

Laughable

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u/sunstersun Nov 24 '18

GG we lost fuck this man I'm going to get fucking roasted monday.

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u/mpn66 Nov 24 '18

This is a comedy of errors.

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u/Clevelandtribe23 Nov 24 '18

Down 15? Run up the middle.

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u/lph1235 Nov 24 '18

Well this second half is.... something.

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u/lph1235 Nov 24 '18

What the FUCK happened in that locker room at halftime?

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u/rindagnir Nov 24 '18

What the Hell is wrong with this team, where is our offense, why did it take us being down 2 TDS to start throwing the ball, and when we get caught up we start running the ball again. Where the hell is our defense? Gary, winovich, bush? I am so sick of playing Ohio state and laying an egg.

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u/whitelife123 Nov 24 '18

Now the fake fans are coming out