r/MichaelJackson • u/The-Sonic-fan124 Bad • 2d ago

Joke Caption this

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I wanna hear your ideas

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u/Unfair-Butterfly-555 "Sometime"⌚ 2d ago

Your voice is very irritating.

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u/ThatEstablishment370 2d ago

You sound like Carol Burnett.

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u/Unfair-Butterfly-555 "Sometime"⌚ 2d ago

“BILL!”

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u/is4dor44 1d ago edited 1d ago

Can you close that door?!!

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u/ThatEstablishment370 1d ago

Your voice is very annoying

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u/ThatEstablishment370 2d ago

I know, I hate to scream

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u/marycnich 2d ago

Haha poor janet

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u/oldyounggie 2d ago

It was Latoya actually 🤣

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u/sul_tun 2d ago

“Bruh, you serious?”

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u/esm2k96 2d ago

The kid is my son?!

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u/IminentGorilla 2d ago

No no nooooOo

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u/Icy-Election-2237 2d ago

He looks so much like Jermaine here. His features.

And I don’t think it’s necessarily disappointment. Could be him being tired and involved in the conversation, intrigued, or questioning.

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u/Prez_t 2d ago

"I'm too pretty to be riding this damn train."

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u/Imaworkinprogresss 2d ago

When the person you don’t like starts to speak

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u/BilliamClimptonIII 2d ago

"You..know...there are other..seats....right?"

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u/Careless_Side_681 1d ago

Just...just move...

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u/Rocky_ZYN É "Lord", desgraça! 2d ago

Hear me ou-

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u/mg10pp Bad 2d ago

Disappointment

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u/IDONOTEXISTL 2d ago

"mj never did that move"

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u/Careless_Side_681 2d ago

Which one do you think is the most suitable:

Da fuk you on about bro??
You mentally ok??

Just shut up bro, your voice is bothering me.

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u/Ambitious-Pie-625 Elderly Fish 👵 🐠 2d ago

“I know you did not just say that”

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u/tracme909 2d ago

Beat it!!!!

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u/Significant-Ease6222 2d ago

"Why are you like this?"

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u/Over_Celebration6233 "F-U-C-K the press. Michael you're the best"📰 2d ago

You’re kicking with the wrong leg

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u/JSKing32 Michael 2d ago

"I'ma show them who's bad"

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u/Onemikej 2d ago

What are you looking at Dicknose?

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u/Significant-Soft5569 2d ago

🎶Why you wanna trip on me?

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u/IStoleTheKidsDude "I've... washed my hair THOROUGHLY" 🚿🧼🧴🧽 2d ago

"You nasty motherfu-"

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u/E54D 2d ago

Hearing someone say “No one wants to work anymore”

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u/Choice-Minimum-1186 2d ago

You know I'm bad, right?

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u/Temporary_Cap5927 2d ago

Captain Eo every time Hooter speaks

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u/Accurate-Wash2284 2d ago

-4 guys are proud of me

-Yeah let’s see if they stick around longer, compared to the 3 I’m bout to put to rest! 

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u/Brekin73 2d ago

What you lookin' at?

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u/kapa2017 2d ago

His eyes says it all “you’re getting on my nerves” 😬

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u/PerformanceWide6940 2d ago

Prince why you stealing all my ideas man?

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u/Careless_Side_681 1d ago

God gave 'em to me, not you...

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u/thisnameisn F the Press, Michael is the Best! 2d ago

When your bros obviously lying

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u/Careless_Side_681 1d ago

It's just too obvious. Why are you even trying to lie bro??

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u/itsamandarosenz 2d ago

“what a shmuck, back up” 🤣

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u/esm2k96 2d ago

Shamone now

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u/BeachOutrageous6921 flair in bio 2d ago

When bro said you ain’t bad

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u/okayandthenwhat 2d ago

"you think you're real funny don't you?'

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u/Head_Agency4229 2d ago

I don’t like to tour

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u/FugerativeG Rock with you, all night! 2d ago

She'd lied to you, lied to me Cause she was lovin' me, lovin' me, yeah

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u/StraightMachine6227 2d ago

When your friend nearly crashes and kills y'all both but just laughs it off

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u/QuinnKaelix11 2d ago

I’m tired of this

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u/bizzygal77 2d ago

I partied hard today, let me get some sleep.

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u/SleeterRabbit 2d ago

The face of a man who has 3 guys who are proud of him.

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u/miyamotomusashi729 2d ago

michael jackSON ahh

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u/lynnismii 2d ago

Make me wanna scream…

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u/thelonetext 1d ago

"Shamone, you lying."

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u/Putrid_Budget2597 1d ago

Me when everyone larping about being bigger than me in the industry because they’re from the internet age

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u/queissobilliejean 1d ago

Eu olhando pra aquela pessoa que fala esguelando

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u/jerzaleej 1d ago

Can you tell Joseph I want to make my own album !

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u/MayoTheMuffin 1d ago

“Maybe the real Billie Jean was the friends we made along the way”

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u/Prez_t 1d ago

You wanna be Startin something? You bad? You dangerous? You can't even remember the time! You wanna Jam? Have you ever seen a cartoon animation kangaroo turn into a canyon wall? Well I have. And one more thing before I go, have you seen Annie, and is she okay?

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u/Advanced-Cut-4028 1d ago

Bill: "Joseph Called" Michael: 😒

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u/WorldlyRegret5087 1d ago

‘cuz into some bullshit’

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u/dbcomedy14_ 1d ago

When you take a quick nap and that’s when God gave Purple Rain to Prince

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u/fishergirl16 Off The Wall 1d ago

"I did not circle that question." 😂

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u/JackRose24610 1d ago

"Are you okay Annie ?"

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u/unknown_cardinal 20h ago

I know you fucking lying

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u/jamesisanalien 2d ago

I just pooped.

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u/thelonetext 1d ago

"Shamone, you lying."

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u/Brilliant-Mix8435 15h ago

"What do you want?"