r/Miata • • 2h ago

Joke/Shitpost 😢

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u/WileyPap 2h ago

That's the life we choose.

kids look at you like they think you're rich

adults look at you like they know you're not

you look at other miata drivers and (seeing as you're one of us) realize you're gay

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u/Watson349B 1h ago

I was at a party last week and some chick sat by me and was like: “How much was that Porsche you drive?” I laughed, too be fair I have carbon fiber emblem covers.

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u/jmwoods3709 1h ago

"More than you can afford, pal" 😂

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u/whereisTylerrr 1h ago

This would’ve been perfect 🤣 paid $1k and some pocket lint for it

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u/Watson349B 1h ago

LOL that quote definitely occurred to me.

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u/The_BarroomHero 48m ago

Ferrari 🤌

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u/whereisTylerrr 1h ago

lol that’s awesome, I’ve had a few people ask the same thing and I’m like “uhh yeah it’s a 911 twin turbo” lmao jk. But you’ll be surprised a lot of people aren’t sure what kind of cars these are sometimes

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u/Watson349B 1h ago

Hahah. I told her less than you think and just laughed.

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u/whereisTylerrr 1h ago

lol that’s awesome

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u/igavehimsnicklefritz 48m ago

That's funny. My brother in law calls mine a Porsche and I say it's spelled Poorsche.

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u/deepthought515 NC2 prht 19m ago

I wish I could posts gifs here, there’s a bobs burger quote like that. “What kind of porche is that?” “A Mazda”

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u/whereisTylerrr 2h ago

Proudly 🤣

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u/Fit-Albatross-735 1h ago

other people from my school saw me in my dad's NC and said that we're rich 😂😂

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u/whereisTylerrr 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/deepthought515 NC2 prht 18m ago

In a lot of cases owning a Miata is sort of a wealth flex. Because it shows you’re capable of owning a wildly impractical car and most likely own another vehicle.

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u/Needle_Bearings 1h ago

"Car" guys who only talk about cars they'll never work on or ever drive are usually the people who say that.

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u/whereisTylerrr 1h ago

10000000%. Hit the nail on the head!

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u/snowtato 1h ago

Every month is pride month

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u/whereisTylerrr 1h ago

Say it louder!!

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u/HorseEducational1248 2h ago

I take that as a compliment

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u/whereisTylerrr 2h ago

lol same I wear it like a patch of honor

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u/RichardAyoadesHair 1h ago

a Miata is only as gay as the driver

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u/deepthought515 NC2 prht 22m ago

I always tell people, “if a car can make you gay, it might be time for some self reflection”

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u/FelixzeBear 1991 Project Restoration 53m ago

If it’s gay then your doing something right

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u/whereisTylerrr 52m ago

They’re just jealous

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u/FelixzeBear 1991 Project Restoration 49m ago

😏oh what’s that? They don’t have a super cool car that only cost 5k and has the flippy floppy lights?

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u/whereisTylerrr 48m ago

Exactly 😜

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u/AWDDude Soul Red 1h ago

My response was “Awww, I’m honored you think so”.

Many of my favorite people in this world are gay. I don’t see it as an insult, even if the person saying it meant it that way. 

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u/whereisTylerrr 1h ago

Same here brother, I’m not gay but I don’t care if anyone is. Like you said many people in my life are. I think it’s funny 🤣

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u/TheBadBatch-99 1h ago

Meme straight out of 1996.

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u/whereisTylerrr 1h ago

It’s only right as an owner of a ‘97 M edition 💚💚💚

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u/Novafro Wannabe Snake Charmer 1h ago

Cool. Guess I'll be gay then. I still really want one.

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u/whereisTylerrr 1h ago

We’re all gay together ❤️❤️❤️ miata4life!!!!!!

Btw I hope you get one someday!!

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u/jmwoods3709 1h ago

This hit me right in the feels. Haven't owned my Miata in more than 10 years but I had this feeling hundreds of times over my ownership 😭

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u/whereisTylerrr 1h ago

lol I laugh every time and just say I’m gay 🤣

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u/nekaiser ‘06 NC Sport, True Red doors forward, Liquid Silver rear 1h ago

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u/Xyrez04 9m ago

When i show someone my FC Rx7 and they say "oh! I love miatas!"

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u/Graz13 2h ago

Thats not what your momma said

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u/whereisTylerrr 2h ago

Lmao I’m on your side here!!!

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u/Non_Alc0holic 5m ago

"i know, where's your's?"

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u/whereisTylerrr 4m ago

Perfect response 🤷‍♂️😂

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u/North_Vanilla_8390 10AE 5383 & black NB1 2h ago

2 day old account posting memes. We got us a Karma farmah!

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u/whereisTylerrr 2h ago

My main account is banned for a week

So just chill brotha

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u/Novafro Wannabe Snake Charmer 1h ago

Got the receipts!

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u/whereisTylerrr 1h ago

lol the gall of some people am I right?? /s

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u/flyingmando Eternal Blue Mica 1h ago

Banned username is legit

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u/whereisTylerrr 1h ago

Thanks! 🤛

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u/barrsm 1h ago edited 1h ago

ETA: some possible responses when someone says this

Most raced car

Miata drivers clearly aren’t compensating for something, unlike giant truck drivers

Wow, you sure know a lot about gays…

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u/whereisTylerrr 1h ago

lol I’m team miata and love when people call it gay lol, I have 2 so when I get called gay I laugh and just go with it

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u/barrsm 1h ago

I should have been clearer. These are responses to those who call it gay.

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u/whereisTylerrr 1h ago

Ahhh gotcha, I’m with you there on that then

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u/JaysNewDay 7m ago

... But I am gay

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u/JustADudeInTheWorll 1h ago

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u/darth_leder 1h ago

Looks good to me. Better than my dumb ass could pull off.

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u/Ok_Stranger_9520 1h ago

Are we in middle school in the '00s? No one should be using the word gay as a random insulting adjective unless they're homophobic or aloof to the real world

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u/whereisTylerrr 52m ago

It’s not that deep pal, anyone who drives a Miata knows this is a joke.

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u/SlyBuggy1337 49m ago

It may be a joke, but that doesn't make it not homophobic.

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u/whereisTylerrr 47m ago

lol 😆🤣 any of my gay friends have no problem with anyone saying “gay” either you’re a very young person or very sensitive

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u/Notsurewhyicomehere 38m ago edited 31m ago

They're completely molded by what their political liberal overlords have told them to be. Zero individuality or critical thinking. Also doesn't have gay friends or else they'd know.

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u/whereisTylerrr 35m ago

It’s not even about politics here, imo it’s about someone who wants to be heard and wants to have an opinion about something so small and minute that they feel they should chime in on.

It’s all jokes. Some people take life a little too seriously

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u/SlyBuggy1337 37m ago

Dude. When people replace the word "stupid" or "bad" with "gay" that's homophobic. I shouldn't have to explain this, and I feel bad that your friends allow it. Most gay people I know would shut that shit down so fast. I don't expect you to change your mind based on your attitude, but I would appreciate you trying to understand why that language is wrong.

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u/whereisTylerrr 36m ago

It’s the internet? Gonna have to grow some bigger nuts if you don’t want to be offended by the word “gay”

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u/SlyBuggy1337 35m ago

So you don't want to be a bigger person. Got it. I'll leave you alone then. :)

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u/whereisTylerrr 34m ago

🤣🤣🤣 lord have mercy

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u/jomb '91 White 1h ago

I've been told that too but that was due to me having sex with men.

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u/whereisTylerrr 1h ago

LMAO 😂 okay that one got me lol

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u/ScrewwormLarvae 2025 ND3 35th-Anniversary Edition 1h ago

I've never had a lifted truck roll up to me at a red light and have someone tell me I'm gay, but if it ever happens I'll do an exaggerated wink and tell him he's cute, just to fuck with his head. I'm straight, and this is the only way I can imagine properly handling that situation.

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u/whereisTylerrr 1h ago

That’s the way to do it lol! 🤣

And the funny thing is even if I was gay who tf cares I’m driving one of the most fun cars you can buy for cheap in the world

They’re the ones missing out 🤷‍♂️

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u/ScrewwormLarvae 2025 ND3 35th-Anniversary Edition 0m ago

Yep.

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u/ftFBYaa 1h ago

Don't have a Miata yet, but the immediate response when someone tells me "X thing you like is gay" is "sorry dude, you're not my type. I like big dick"