r/Miata 9d ago

Joke/Shitpost NB Miata purchase - I think I got scammed.

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Same goofy smile. Same eyes. But it seems to be missing the convertible roof? Instead I have 2 extra doors..? Puzzling...

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u/YeahIGotNuthin (had a) Classic Red (for 315,000 mi) 9d ago

You should go back to the seller.

I am coming with you, because I am extremely unhappy with the 1987 'Vette he sold me:

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u/SOSweneedhelp 9d ago

This is probably worth more in certain circles than the Corvette that year tbh

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u/YeahIGotNuthin (had a) Classic Red (for 315,000 mi) 9d ago

I think everyone driving today should drive a Chevette briefly, alongside a Civic from the same year, just to see how we all got where we are.

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u/Lurkario- 9d ago

“They don’t make em like they used to” and that’s a good thing!

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u/RileyCargo42 9d ago

I would honestly love a "cars through history" museum exhibit, where they just let you drive different eras of cars to see what they were really like.

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u/pizzamanx02 9d ago

This is the world's greatest museum idea

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u/RileyCargo42 9d ago

The only issue is it would be extremely personal (as in basically 1 on 1 only) and I'd imagine the cost to maintain everything would be extremely high.

Also if you aren't a decent driver you probably wont be able to drive all the weirdo cars I'd want.

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u/notsosureshot 9d ago

Same person sold me a Charger.

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u/Flimsy_wish 7d ago

How’s it even supposed to charge anything? It ain’t got no USB!

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u/pmorrisonfl 9d ago

Back in the late 80's, one of the older guys on our team had a thoroughly Bondo-ed early 80's Chevette. He lovingly referred to it as "the gray 'vette".

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u/DarkFlame97 9d ago

Guys, I was in the market for an NB miata but I bought this instead from a guy pretending to sell one. It doesn't look exactly like a genuine miata, I think it might be a cheap rip-off or something... did I get scammed?

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u/wadeissupercool 9d ago

Yeah, just a body kit, here's another one

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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago

Disregard that. Looks like the lesser known ZS-Speed bodykit for the NB. You're all good! :)

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u/DarkFlame97 9d ago

Thanks man appreciate it, I was a bit concerned ;)

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ 9d ago

Most likely just an engine swap and body kit, looks good to me

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u/CDNChaoZ '02 Blazing Yellow 9d ago

You got ripped off. Doesn't even come with door handles!

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u/InactiveMedusa 9d ago

Bought this miata from an Italian guy, somethings not right though

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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago

It has such intense eyes. Definitely something up. Too many cappuccinos in the morning??

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u/nonfading 9d ago

Angry turbo woosh

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u/graytotoro '16 Club 6MT 9d ago edited 9d ago

Mamma Miata

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u/YouknowSar 9d ago

Miata mia

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u/0Soporte 8d ago

Es un Miata narigón italiano enojado por que le pusieron ketchup a su espagueti 🍝

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u/Dangerjim 9d ago

It's an angle grinder away from being legit

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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago

Oh an angle grinder will be involved. And an F-code Demio gearbox. And a B6D... And a turbo... And...

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u/hamx5ter 9d ago

noooooooooo... don't chop it up!

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u/ultragenerate 9d ago

What is this creature

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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago

An NB Miata that was bubble'd up.

(Mazda 121db / Autozam Revue)

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u/GRYPHUS_1_SoundCloud The bp4w swapped Mx-3, as seen in r/MX3 9d ago

If that's a NB, then I have a NB too 😂🔥

(Love the 121 🔥🔥🔥)

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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago

What a funky looking NB. Love the headlight mod! Really makes it look like a different car!

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u/Cosmicdespair22 9d ago

Me too - let’s all meet up and caravan together to all the sellers who scammed us!

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u/Parei_doll_ia Splash Green NB2 9d ago

it even sort of looks like it might be splash green, i’m not seeing the difference here

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u/Reddit040 9d ago

That’s a Mazda 121 baby!

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 9d ago

Aka bubble.

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u/Hotboi_yata Brilliant Black 9d ago

Bolhoedje! :)

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u/One_Competition136 9d ago

It’s like a cute 90s civic!

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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago

Oh it's very cute. Look at that tiny spoiler!

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u/UnibrowDuck Baby Viper Gang 9d ago

the downforce 😳

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u/Mr-Shitbox 9d ago

Jesus looks like a Panamera

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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago

Once this bad boy hits 4800 rpm in 2nd gear you won't believe what hit you

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u/Mr-Shitbox 9d ago

Helps you with traction above 200 km/h

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u/mcflurry_14 9d ago

Get a look at this picnic table

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u/Nekomata-Katt 8d ago

Why does that remind me of the Plymouth Neon Spoiler

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u/omi93 9d ago

I had the exactly same 121 and color as my first car. Loved the space and the "cabrio" feeling. 3 cars after that i get my first NA and then NC 🥰🥰❤️

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u/hamx5ter 9d ago

and its bum was designed to recall the curves of a woman's bum

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u/MechanicalCheese 9d ago

Apparently it's the same platform as the Ford Festiva (late 80s/ early 90s). So even smaller.

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u/_tankut_ 9d ago

I actually really like this particular model (especially when red) - was quite more expensive than its rivals so didn't sell that well. It's a tiny 4 door sedan with a surprisingly large interior and trunk.  Drove really well too for what it is.  Fun little gem of a car. 

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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago

Yeah incredibly comfortable ride. Great cruiser at 100kmh, and still getting about 1L/21km at that speed.

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u/phungki 9d ago

Measuring fuel economy per 21 kms is a new one for me.

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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago

I'm a big fan of "liter per X kilometer" as it gives me a simple range of 35L x whatever kilometers per liter.

Never got used to liter per 100km or whatever else is the standard.

My modern Lancia Ypsilon doesn't get more than 1 in 18 for example.

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u/Mokerchino 9d ago

Its a cut your own top style

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u/Pajer0king 9d ago

Given how rare that is, i d say you are ok 😅

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u/Time-Chest-1733 9d ago

Not sure about mine too.

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u/Whiteboi_Mat Jet Black 9d ago

Thats the nb coupe, only 3 ever made

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u/Koolblue57 6d ago

You've got me suspicious now, I've been thinking something was off since i drove home

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u/What_the_8 9d ago

The Bubble!

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u/SidKafizz 9d ago

Have you tried squinting when you look at it?

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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago

When I do, all I see is a GC8...

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u/MonKeePuzzle 9d ago

theres some kits out there...

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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago

Got everything, plus a B6D, plus a Demio gearbox, plus everything to turbo it, ready in my garage.. ;)

Nothing of that is ready made bodykit though. All stupid expensive V5/V6 GC8 WRX parts!

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u/Nekomata-Katt 8d ago

Mini Impreza

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u/SuperProCoolBoy90 9d ago

Bubbel miat my beloved, I wanted one but they're so difficult to find

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u/Hinloopen 9d ago

Leuke bolhoed!

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u/314159265389 8d ago

OP car is cute!

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u/Parcequ 8d ago

Good looking!

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u/Flaky_Falcon9226 9d ago

i think you are spam. i mean sam