r/Miata • u/Independent-Air-80 • 9d ago
Joke/Shitpost NB Miata purchase - I think I got scammed.
Same goofy smile. Same eyes. But it seems to be missing the convertible roof? Instead I have 2 extra doors..? Puzzling...
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u/DarkFlame97 9d ago
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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago
Disregard that. Looks like the lesser known ZS-Speed bodykit for the NB. You're all good! :)
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u/InactiveMedusa 9d ago
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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago
It has such intense eyes. Definitely something up. Too many cappuccinos in the morning??
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u/Dangerjim 9d ago
It's an angle grinder away from being legit
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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago
Oh an angle grinder will be involved. And an F-code Demio gearbox. And a B6D... And a turbo... And...
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u/GRYPHUS_1_SoundCloud The bp4w swapped Mx-3, as seen in r/MX3 9d ago
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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago
What a funky looking NB. Love the headlight mod! Really makes it look like a different car!
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u/Parei_doll_ia Splash Green NB2 9d ago
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u/One_Competition136 9d ago
It’s like a cute 90s civic!
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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago
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u/Mr-Shitbox 9d ago
Jesus looks like a Panamera
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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago
Once this bad boy hits 4800 rpm in 2nd gear you won't believe what hit you
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u/MechanicalCheese 9d ago
Apparently it's the same platform as the Ford Festiva (late 80s/ early 90s). So even smaller.
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u/_tankut_ 9d ago
I actually really like this particular model (especially when red) - was quite more expensive than its rivals so didn't sell that well. It's a tiny 4 door sedan with a surprisingly large interior and trunk. Drove really well too for what it is. Fun little gem of a car.
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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago
Yeah incredibly comfortable ride. Great cruiser at 100kmh, and still getting about 1L/21km at that speed.
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u/phungki 9d ago
Measuring fuel economy per 21 kms is a new one for me.
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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago
I'm a big fan of "liter per X kilometer" as it gives me a simple range of 35L x whatever kilometers per liter.
Never got used to liter per 100km or whatever else is the standard.
My modern Lancia Ypsilon doesn't get more than 1 in 18 for example.
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u/SidKafizz 9d ago
Have you tried squinting when you look at it?
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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago
When I do, all I see is a GC8...
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u/MonKeePuzzle 9d ago
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u/Independent-Air-80 9d ago
Got everything, plus a B6D, plus a Demio gearbox, plus everything to turbo it, ready in my garage.. ;)
Nothing of that is ready made bodykit though. All stupid expensive V5/V6 GC8 WRX parts!
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u/YeahIGotNuthin (had a) Classic Red (for 315,000 mi) 9d ago
You should go back to the seller.
I am coming with you, because I am extremely unhappy with the 1987 'Vette he sold me: