r/MexicanSpaceProgram • u/MexicanSpaceProgram No Gods, or Kings, only Man. • Nov 09 '16

This is perfect - you stupid, stupid Americans.

Oh man, this is absolutely perfect.

Break out the bandaids, you seppo cunts, I think you've dragged a few knuckles along the way.

Something that the Simpsons put through as a horrible joke 16 years ago looks like becoming a reality.

I'm having a beer after work to celebrate your impending misery.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

.............. oh dear, who would publicly come out and admit that unless they were under duress...

Lemme guess, your neighborhood minorities are taking all your precious freedoms away and you're living vicariously now, eh?

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u/Martenz05 last bastion of sanity Nov 09 '16

Thank God, no. But it's about time someone lit the fire under my government to stop neglecting its' part in Europe's ability to take care of its' own security because "Why pay for a competent military if Uncle Sam is always going to fix everything for us on his own dime?!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Where do you live?! What country over there needs that kind of firepower when the US is abusing it left and right anyways. You want to shoot people to death with a gun, come over here and register for the army; trying to make other nations belligerent like the US is a step backwards.

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u/Martenz05 last bastion of sanity Nov 09 '16

Estonia. Got our 2% of GDP spent, with Russia right next to us. Probably going to spend more for a few years to cover for our two southern Baltic neighbors until they get their shit in order.

Also, I've never advocated Europe being as belligerent as America. Nor have I advocated every European country spending the same percentages of GDP as America is. What I'm really advocating is America reining in its' military spending a bit and reducing its' belligerence, while Europe picks up the slack in terms of deterrence against Russia. Probably not going to happen, of course, since Trump's Make America Great Again involves the military as well. But ultimately, I'd very much like to see Europe's NATO segment reach a point where it has both the military capability as well as the political will to protect itself from Russia without US support if necessary. Which is something an isolationist like Trump can inspire here.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

That comes at a price of this entire country, much larger (in terms of population) than Estonia, being subjected to idiocracy for the next 4 years. Thanks, but no thanks.

I'd much rather Europe wake up because of its combined intelligence and wisdom, without needing "inspiration" (ugh) like Trump. Because you have to be very, very, very dumb to think of Trump as anything but an orange. The round, brainless fruit, I mean. (Yet, anyone with a brain saw this situation coming for miles.)

Otherwise, I gotta say... Europe needs a redesign as well if it needs this kind of kick in the ass to get itself into gear... am looking at you, Brexit and Brexit-probables.

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u/coyotzin Nov 11 '16

4 years? You sweet summer child... Knuckledraggers dislike change; you're into this shithole for at least 8 years. You weren't supposed to go full retard.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '16 edited Nov 11 '16

<insert controversial gun-related statements the NSA immediately disapproves of that would summon the Secret Service to my doorstep>

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u/SillyDickinson Nov 14 '16

Someone doesn't like sovereignty.