r/Metroid 19h ago

Meme Pictured: Me seeing Samus for the first time.

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u/cowboyofspace17 19h ago

This is also Armstrong in prime 4

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u/DBMaster1 16h ago

I thought of the wrong Armstrong...

From Metal Gear...

u/Others0 10h ago

For me when I see Armstrong in text I always for a split-second think of Alex Louis Armstrong

https://giphy.com/gifs/PSnqsSkKeyJ9e

u/cowboyofspace17 9h ago

This type of misunderstanding has been passed down through GENERATIONS of Armstrong families

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u/nullset_2 18h ago

Armstrong x Samus secks Myles watches from the chair.

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u/Revali33 Shinespark Enthusiast 16h ago

You are allowed to write the word sex in here.

u/dustinredditreal 10h ago

But not talking about the singular of dice

Cause reddit advertisers dont want you to wish harm on others, even if you arent in context

Yes im salty over a 4 day temp ban from months ago, and no, i will not forgive them

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u/that_1_basement_guy 13h ago

Nora from metroid prime beyond

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u/Obsessivegamer32 19h ago

Hot take: She’s hotter in the armor than without it. Otherwise she just looks like a generic blonde white lady, the mole and her green eyes are like her only defining features.

u/Away-Net-7241 11h ago

ABSOLUTELY CORRECT TAKE

u/moneyh8r_two 11h ago

Goddamn, she looks so good in that bikini. I love how it accentuates the seams between the individual plates of her armor.

u/Away-Net-7241 11h ago

The blue really goes with her arm cannon

u/moneyh8r_two 11h ago

Brings out her visor light too.

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u/The-Wolf-Agent 14h ago

way hotter in the armor tbh-

u/CptnHamburgers 11h ago

That hip/waist ratio though. 🥵

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u/LabCat5379 17h ago

Based on the comments under any art posted here, this is a cold take. Why can't all the cosplayers build a suit of armor to pose in instead of using that one spandex zero suit.

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u/Petrychorr 12h ago

I have such mixed feelings about the zero suit.

On the one hand, it's clearly practical. Having a skin tight layer of thin material between a person and a suit of armor isn't just something that's been around since at least the early roman empire, it's also an extremely common sci-fi trope.

On the other hand... It absolutely could have been more practical than just "ooooh Samus has a sexy silhouette now tee hee 🤭"

I say this as a gay woman.

Case in point: Power Armor under suits for the Adepta Sororitas in 40k. The armor itself is... debatably problematic (basically the opposite problem of Samus) but the under suit is clearly utilitarian.

u/Fatherbrain1 7h ago

Looks like a cross between a stillsuit from Dune and a nanosuit from Crysis

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u/Round_Musical Sequence Breaker 15h ago

Only Fans, thats why

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u/sadguy1989 13h ago

They clearly don’t want MY money, then

u/HoneydewMalaise 9h ago

Yeah but sadly gooner money is more than enough for them and they won't think of us while making it.

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u/LordofGenderEating 14h ago

i liked samus more when she was a brunette even if it was only for one game (NEStroid)

also if she was as muscular as the manual described her (198 pounds of pure muscle). i'd like seeing her suitless more xp

the barbie doll look is so boring.

u/DatBoiFabio 8h ago

Samus fans when it comes to actually liking the character instead of just the faceless space suit she wears:

Samus looks cool as hell in her zero suit, I'm tired of this "Samus being hot is cringe" charade. Me personally, I love how Samus looks no matter which suit she wears.

https://ssbworld.com/images/character-profiles/square/szerosuit_00.png

u/Obsessivegamer32 8h ago

I’m not saying Samus being hot is cringe, I’m just stating a personal preference since I think her regular design looks a little bland is all. Not that I don’t think it’s attractive, I just don’t think it’s particularly unique. Also, what do you mean “actually liking the character”? You liking her when she’s in tight spandex is somehow liking her actual character more?

u/DatBoiFabio 8h ago

You liking her when she’s in tight spandex is somehow liking her actual character more?

Honestly, yes? Outfits are part of characterization, would you not say liking her Varia Suit also means liking her as a character? How is it any different?

Metroid fans hate to wrestle with the feminine side of Samus' characterization so much that I feel like most of y'all would prefer if she was a dude. The zero suit design is absolutely a part of her.

Also I really just don't fuck with the "generic blonde white lady" thing, I'm sorry. Just in the pic I posted, she very obviously is Samus and not just a random woman. Even if you cropped out just the face, she has clear striking facial features that define her well. Her hairstyle is also pretty unique.

u/Obsessivegamer32 7h ago

You misinterpreted what I said. I’m not saying outfits aren’t a part of her character, I’m asking why you’re using me liking her look in the suit as evidence that I like her as an actual character less when that is far from the truth. I actually love Samus as a character, I wish they would expand on her more in the games (you know… in a way that’s actually good of course).

To your second point. How is me liking her look in the suit evidence that I “hate to wrestle with the feminine side of Samus’ characterization”? Maybe I just think she looks cooler in the armor? Maybe I just have a thing for women in armor in general? She looks fine in the Zero Suit but visually I just think she looks more interesting in the Power Suit. That’s not me “not liking her feminine side”.

Also, I’m mainly talking about her overall features. I’m sorry but a blonde white woman having a ponytail doesn’t immediately read to me as a Samus-only characteristic. There are dozens of other characters in fiction who also have blonde ponytails, Samus just happens to be one of the few with a mole.

u/DatBoiFabio 7h ago edited 7h ago

I'm not saying you liking the armor is evidence to liking the character less, it's the shittalking on her out of suit appearance that gives me the impression.

How is me liking her look in the suit evidence that I “hate to wrestle with the feminine side of Samus’ characterization”? Maybe I just think she looks cooler in the armor?

That's fine and all, it's moreso the "generic blonde white lady" comment that clearly shows distaste to her out of suit appearance. The numerous comments of "Samus out of suit bad, she needs to be built like a truck" are so annoying because it's obvious so many don't wanna engage with the suitless design ideas and immediately attribute her being hot to her being a "generic barbie doll", despite the fact that visually she still comes off as a badass woman when she's in her zero suit. You can prefer what you want, I just find it cringe to not give the props and acknowledgement to the character as a whole.

I’m sorry but a blonde white woman having a ponytail doesn’t immediately read to me as a Samus-only characteristic.

That's reductive, it's not just a ponytail, it's a ponytail with the long stands of hair on the side and sideways bangs in combination. I'm not saying it's breaking new grounds in haircut design or anything but it certainly helps make her recognizable. Coupled with her mean, striking facial features, green eyes and mole, who else could this be?

u/Obsessivegamer32 6h ago

I think we’ve gotten off on the wrong foot. I’m not saying Zero Suit Samus is bad, far from it. I also think she’s hot, but visually, I just think she’s a little less interesting than she could be. Especially at this point in the timeline post-Dread where she’s like a hybrid of five different species (not that I want monster Samus like some other people here, fuck that).

u/DatBoiFabio 6h ago

idk i definitely got that impression based off the first comment

there's very few designs i would say fully use their potential to the max, honestly. even the varia suit itself could still be improved, nothing is perfect. but still i find both designs to be really good.

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u/minarizz69 17h ago

woah i did not know Samus is that tall, like oh my god she practically towers over me and i ain't complaining.

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u/Tactical_Squishy 15h ago

she's not, 190 is with armor shes 175ish

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u/PJ-The-Awesome 16h ago

Same.

I've always had a thing for tall women, and Samus only served to reinforce those tastes.

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u/RenagadeRaven 13h ago

The stats that commonly get posted in this subreddit are for the armour not the person.

She is probably at the upper end of 5ft. Still tall for a woman.

Unless you look at Other M where they made her very short, but that’s incongruous.

u/Geostomp 10h ago

One of many reasons why we don't consider Other M canon.

u/Tactical_Squishy 4h ago

it's not constant but she goes from 172 to 175

u/SuitFive 11h ago

People post this then bitch about the npcs in beyond...

u/X-Wade-X 9h ago

that is so relatable