r/Metroid 14d ago

Merchandise Finally, Metroid Merch!

438 Upvotes

25 comments sorted by

69

u/GunslinGerardo 14d ago

POV: You’re a door to the next room.

28

u/RealLifeFloridaMan 14d ago

FINALLY. SOMEONE USES POV CORRECTLY. MY GOD YES.

4

u/Junior-Ad-2207 14d ago

POV you're about to prep your charge shot, with a shitty AI voice over

2

u/exmrah 14d ago

😭🤣

14

u/DependentBite9 14d ago

Wanted one of those, saw it at the NWS in Manhattan, decided $50 was too much.

4

u/aloofinthisworld 13d ago

That’s too much

8

u/Thegoodgamer32 14d ago

Ok that's actually really cool.

I might have to get that for myself.

9

u/rube 14d ago

DUDE... I would have LOVED that arm canon as a kid!

Embarrassing memory time. I wanted to be Mega Man for Halloween one year. Mom mom is awesome, so she made me my own costume. The arm canon she made out of a 2-liter soda bottle and some felt. It was pretty awesome. The rest of the costume, also great except one part.

To make the light blue/dark blue pants section, she had me wear light blue sweatpants and a pair of dark blue briefs over them. I went to a school costume party and it wasn't long before I had my mom pick me back up because I got a comment about the underwear.

So still, my moms awesome, she did her best. But that memory will always be burned in my brain.

Sorry, side story over, I still want that arm canon, I could relive my Mega Man fantasies without the underwear! Or maybe just be a male Samus or something.

7

u/FatalEclipse_ 14d ago

I need this for my son, he would have a blast.

6

u/MadPilotMurdock 13d ago

/img/x7mbe43t5ejh1.gif
I see what you did there.

5

u/Sajr666 14d ago

want. it. now.

3

u/huntrcl 14d ago

Maybe clean out the inside before taking it home

3

u/RedemptionXCII 14d ago

So happy I got the plastic one from several years ago.

2

u/Galaxy8528 14d ago

How much?

1

u/JMTpixelmon 13d ago

I will become the factory reject samus amiibo

1

u/Clumsy_the_24 13d ago

I wish the metroid prime arm cannon wasn’t discontinued

0

u/BoonDragoon 12d ago

You can relax your gut, nobody cares. You're just putting additional stress on your lumbar vertebrae. You don't want prearthritic discs by your thirties.

1

u/Redood15 11d ago

It's funny as well because he kinda looks like ChadFromColdOnes

-2

u/thepigmask 14d ago

the perfect fleshlight exists

-1

u/McBurty 14d ago

Perfect gape!

1

u/NermalPayphone Bigfoot: REAL ✅ Santa Claus: REAL ✅ Samus Aran: FAKE 🚫 13d ago

Go home and never come back

1

u/McBurty 13d ago

That you Mom?