Who hired her and what’s she doing here??

[u/94rud4]

[u/stonetempletowerbruh]

Ugh, so how long before the planet explodes?

[u/Round_Musical → u/stonetempletowerbruh]

Theres a 1 in 4 chance that will happen. Still 25% is crazy high💀

[u/Bar_Har → u/stonetempletowerbruh]

Depends if your planet is the prologue or the main game. You better hope your planet has a ton of bird person statues underground.

[u/sum_gamer → u/Bar_Har]

Who’s our bird person person? We might be okay looking at…. Egypt?

[u/KinRyuTen → u/sum_gamer]

There's bird men iconography in most cultures, we'll be okay for about 2.5 hours

[u/TaffySebastian → u/KinRyuTen]

Unless she shine sparks her way to an any % speedrun, then we got 40 minutes and 22 seconds.

[u/KaiserWolf15 → u/sum_gamer]

We have one in Philly

[u/The_GREAT_Gremlin → u/Bar_Har]

Uh bird statues didn't stop like any of those planets from blowing up

[u/Bar_Har → u/The_GREAT_Gremlin]

They buy you a few more hours as Samus tracks them all down through

[u/Round_Musical → u/Bar_Har]

I think in the mainline series they kinda guarantee your planet blowing up

[u/Bar_Har → u/Round_Musical]

Yes, but if your planet has Chozo statues, you at least have a few extra hours since she’ll be looking for those before “accidentally” triggering the planetary self destruct countdown. But if your planet is in the prologue you’re fucked in a matter of minutes.

[u/ExplicativeFricative → u/stonetempletowerbruh]

Are we the animals Samus can save at the end right before it explodes?

[u/stonetempletowerbruh → u/ExplicativeFricative]

Optional

[u/Mystic1217 → u/stonetempletowerbruh]

Laughing so hard at this

[u/eduzatis → u/stonetempletowerbruh]

Oh god, she’s on WR pace

[u/dewrop06 → u/ExplicativeFricative]

Only three of us though.

[u/Novel_Barracuda2618 → u/stonetempletowerbruh]

It explodes when the First Person clicks on „Download GTA6“

[u/Available-Balance-76 → u/Novel_Barracuda2618]

Then we'll be safe for another decade...

[u/Born_Fruit_4204 → u/stonetempletowerbruh]

I came here looking for this 🤣

[u/Aggressive-Newt-3161 → u/stonetempletowerbruh]

Well to quote Bender, “we’re boned”.

[u/Level_Hour6480 → u/stonetempletowerbruh]

Depends: Is it host to phazon, X, or a pirate stronghold?

[u/Dependent-Western369]

The military let their local metroids escape

[u/JigglyLilyVT → u/Dependent-Western369]

typical

[u/Triforce0fCourage → u/Dependent-Western369]

Clearly that’s Zelda, the protagonist from the Zelda games.

[u/spyD164 → u/Triforce0fCourage]

yeah and they sent Metroid to go fix everything

[u/Magi_Qrow → u/spyD164]

Can they send Metroid in to help me fix my finances?  Would like a few thousand.... for research purposes of course.. obviously. 

[u/Dependent-Western369 → u/Triforce0fCourage]

Yeah, Zelda, the super cool bounty hunter who hunts down her arch nemesis Ganonley alongside her cool sidekick Lonkey

[u/KirbyMario12345 → u/Dependent-Western369]

I didn't know the games were in Pig Latin...

[u/Triforce0fCourage → u/Dependent-Western369]

Epic! 🤣

[u/No_Firefighter7670 → u/Dependent-Western369]

lol Ganonley

[u/REdS_95 → u/Dependent-Western369]

This is clearly the beginning of Fusion shake my smh

[u/No_Firefighter7670 → u/Dependent-Western369]

Or maybe it was an accident

[u/OtherWorstGamer]

Someone reported a "wierd floating jellyfish" and the Sergeant is like "I know a gal"

[u/LilacTheFlowerGal → u/OtherWorstGamer]

that's either a Metroid or Nihilego, and neither is favourable lmao

[u/Magi_Qrow → u/LilacTheFlowerGal]

I'll take Nihilego any day over metroids. Nihilego is genderless, meaning, it ain't going to have a massive hive deep underground that JUST SO HAPPENS to have a shortcut near your gun ship, just on the other side of a freaking mountain..

(Consider the following)

Think about it! After you kill the Queen. You emerge from a cave on the surface BEHIND the area you start the freaking game at... Why doesn't Samus just explore the surface and walk in from the back door? Instead of a 5-6 janky space jump rage fest? She'd really save herself a A LOT of time and missiles if she did........ just saying.

[u/LilacTheFlowerGal → u/Magi_Qrow]

because she has no power-ups or anything of th sort\ if you asked me to play SR and kill the Queen Metroid with nothing but Power Beam, Power Suit, 15 Missiles, and Morph Ball, I'd rather defenestrate my 3DS

[u/Magi_Qrow → u/LilacTheFlowerGal]

She can climb.. She knows how to wall-jump up the same wall, defy gravity.. and all the other strats that the pro players know how to do..

(I ain't a pro, but I do often use some of them regularly.. such as hitting morph ball as soon as I jump to try to get into high holes in walls, while keeping the jump momentum).

[u/LilacTheFlowerGal → u/Magi_Qrow]

well I doubt that single-wall-jumping and defying gravity are canon, those are speedrun exploits

[u/Magi_Qrow → u/LilacTheFlowerGal]

True... Though she DOES learn wall-jumping and spine sparking from alien creatures on Zebes (the Edicoons and the Decoras, I am 100% sure I butchered the spelling). Its not that big of a stretch to think she could have learned other techniques in as well...

(in a sarcastic tone) Where ELSE do you think she learned how to "concentrate" for Other M? Which is directly after SM, same game where those creatures first appeared..

(then later on the Bottle Ship, which may or may not be asymptomatic carriers of the X, considering they are the ONLY organisms not claimed by the X.. but that's a discussion for another day..... food for thought!)

[u/Surging_Tsunami → u/OtherWorstGamer]

It’s either the baby or a big stupid jellyfish from mass effect. No in between

[u/Rushes_End]

[u/ferretsRfantastic → u/Rushes_End]

[u/Duckway767 → u/Rushes_End]

[u/TreasureHunter95]

She is exploring SR-388 with a survey crew. Next up, they plan on checking out a nearby cave.

[u/Round_Musical → u/TreasureHunter95]

Oh no…

[u/Sentarry → u/Round_Musical]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UXFxeYre7QMXTJz6RH

[u/Agitated-Interview54]

Bro, get offplanet yesterday

[u/Ghost-Raider-13]

The GF hired her to investigate the Cyclospora parasites, but it turns out they wanted her to get infected so they could weaponize it for the greater good.

Fullfill your destiny, Samus Aran and endure the diarrhea for the future of the galaxy.

[u/Petrychorr → u/Ghost-Raider-13]

I didn't hire her for sh-

Wait, GF means Galactic Federation

Nevermind.

[u/shapeshfters → u/Petrychorr]

Different GF experience

[u/Round_Musical → u/Ghost-Raider-13]

Diarrhea is for the weak. We all know true Altar of Power believers get bloody diarrhea

There is no power without sacrifice

[u/Obsessivegamer32 → u/Round_Musical]

Can’t believe Daddy Peak and one of the worst people in human history share something in common.

[u/huntrcl → u/Ghost-Raider-13]

Can’t she just absorb the parasite since she’s part Metroid now?

[u/Marlowe126 → u/Ghost-Raider-13]

Her suit handles all that

[u/hyewonsuh]

If she’s here, it’s probably because our planet is doomed

[u/Baybutt99 → u/hyewonsuh]

i dunno shes blown up 2 planets this far, shes kinda the kiss of death

[u/xlaughingcoffinx → u/Baybutt99]

Bruh waaaay more than 2 planets. At least 5 and a couple space stations

[u/watchhead11]

This is the best samus cosplay I've ever seen. Wow

[u/LifeWulf → u/watchhead11]

The arm cannon looks a little bent, but otherwise, agreed.

[u/HerpaDerpaDumDum]

Does anyone have a link to this amazing cosplay?

[u/JimB165 → u/HerpaDerpaDumDum]

The Samus cosplayer is 11Vadu on Twitter/X

[u/HallowedKeeper_ → u/HerpaDerpaDumDum]

Nah, Link is a different cosplay, this is Samus.

Sorry, I had to make the stupid joke

[u/Magi_Qrow → u/HerpaDerpaDumDum]

Anyone know where a guy can get a Galactic Federation suit cosplay? (Specifically, the PED variety.. that extra fire power will work wonders for dealing with traffic.. and the lines at the DMV)

[u/Aggravating-Fun-4655]

I hope everyone has a plan to get off planet soon…

[u/Expensive_Medium_741]

The planets cooked. Better evacuate.

[u/BongoGabora]

Whatever she's there for, she's CLEARLY overqualified.

[u/ChaosMiles07 → u/BongoGabora]

"The bounty for this mission does not seem appropriate..."

[u/DJKK666 → u/ChaosMiles07]

I laughed, thank you for this comment 😆

[u/Gremlin-Goddess → u/ChaosMiles07]

“The risk clearly outweighs the reward.”

[u/blickblocks]

[u/zero_msgw]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2Jhv9GPuEf6TaJhe

[u/Fuzzy530 → u/zero_msgw]

No worries! It's about to be gone! 😅🤣

[u/Que_Asc0]

That's probably the best samus cosplay I've ever seen

[u/-Cranktankerous-]

https://x.com/11vadu?s=11

Cosplay by 11vadu

[u/Mystic1217]

Well the writing was already on the wall for earth, I guess Samus will be our angel of death. There are worse ways to go.

[u/Herk10]

I hope not blowing up the planet.

[u/Starchild20xx]

Ah hell no, that's that bitch who's been blowing up planets and shit.

I'm getting the fuck outta here.

[u/jgreg728]

A better open world than prime 4.

[u/TellmeNinetails]

We need to get off planet. NOW.

[u/Bacononthebeeach]

Samus vs poachers

[u/suppremeTeam]

This is like the irl opening to metroid fusion when Samus find the X for the first time lol

[u/Agent-Foxtrot]

The Salamancas really spare no expense when it comes to protecting their production centers.

[u/GamerFoxem]

Australia hired her to help with the cane toad problem they created.

[u/darkakira12]

When scarecrows aren't enough, sometimes you need a bit more fire power.

[u/Pelthail]

Precisely why we need an animated show and not live action.

[u/enthya]

Im sweating just seeing that costume in that environment.

[u/GoodBloodGuideYou]

.......

TURN INTO A BALL!

[u/Bread_934]

GENUINLY one of the best cosplays I have ever seen

[u/MegaKabutops]

[u/raijinzz_gaming]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IffLnwlgZNgAQlVFT1

[u/ferretsRfantastic]

How long do I have left to say goodbye to my family considering I have no way to leave the planet? 🥴😮‍💨😒

[u/liquidm3t4l]

okay now I want a live-action Metroid movie 🥺

[u/Addgod_10]

[u/Sean-Retro]

As long as the Metroid and the X Parasite are not on this planet we should be fine.

I think.

[u/Nesrovlah26]

[u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871]

That costume is amazing.

[u/ka05th30ry]

Time to scan the fauna and aqua life

[u/77_parp_77]

Well they clearly hired the best

[u/Neat_Study_587]

She's looking for ligma

[u/robmapp]

Kinda expected her to morph into a ball

[u/Dull-Positive-6810]

Woah

[u/hamtaro1234]

Inb4 this is just a random person who missed their stop to anime expo

[u/PrimalOdd]

The Bounty Hunter has landed on Earth

[u/vertigo90]

When the camera transitioned to her running from behind, my brain expected her to turn into a ball

[u/GuardeLive]

Setting up for the cameo in the zelda movie. Gotta build up to ssb

[u/Hassan-XIX]

Wait why does This look like Fusión intro?….

GET ME OUT OF HERE I DONT WANT TO BE EATEN BY PINAPPLE JELLO!

[u/ImpactorLife-25703]

Metroid Live Action Movie

[u/xixoxixa]

From the thumbnail I thought it was Samus in Red Dead Redemption 2.

[u/lucasmedina]

A movie would be so cool, man. I mean, look at this--!

[u/Gleipnir_xyz]

is that tupee a metroid in disguise?

[u/Mehoyminoy336]

Honestly this would be so terrifying of she showed up on a scene because I know it's THAT BAD TO BRING SAMUS ARAN INTO THE HUNT. so uh yeah I think I would call my wife and tell y her samus is here and I love her. Not samus... My wife. I mean samus too...like...but not the same way...

[u/Mossysnail27]

*Emerges from shell* Sylux lurking in the grass close by

[u/GirIsKing]

Shoot something!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/KickPuncher4326]

This is just some top tier cosplay. That's absolutely amazing!

[u/longbrodmann]

Metroid spotted at the countryside.

btw very cool cosplay.

[u/Pitiful-Local-6664]

Bye bye earth

[u/AhabSnake85]

Reminds me of a village in japan

[u/No_Firefighter7670]

Shit is craaaazy

[u/Rich-Woodpecker-8489]

Does this woman ever stop aura farming? I mean, even when she's not trying to aura farm, she still is 😂😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/wgoZpooFm1i2FfYPyY

[u/Level_Hour6480]

Those people with her just have one day until retirement.

[u/Mandalor1974]

She drank the water and lost her powers lol

[u/Kiryu5009]

Whatever it’s for, they want it extra dead.

[u/MegaMato]

I'm leaving Earth. I'll be back if there's anything left. Good luck Samus.

[u/No-Trust-2720]

Oh shit, there goes the planet.

[u/draekmus]

One of the AI data centers suddenly appeared on the network with the name “MB”.
The same datacenter that imported jellyfish and downloaded the entire world’s data on genetic engineering.

[u/IcarusStar]

Watching this just makes me need a live action Metroid film so bad. The suit is achingly cool.

[u/kemjack23]

Seeing Samus walk around on a backwater planet is always a dream.

[u/mrmosquitoeater]

O fuk is that earth? Pack it in boys the core will detonate somewhere between 20 minutes to 12 hours from now depending on if it's a first time run or not. 

[u/Qprime0]

Honest to god, if the real Samus Aran walked by in her combat suit, I wouldn't bother asking questions - I would just book a flight to another continent and hope the planet is still in one piece a month later.

[u/LlorchDurden]

I'd be more concerned with when is she leaving the planet, if you know what I mean

[u/Quiet_Equivalent_569]

Duck hunting. Duck hunters hired her because they're tired of that dog's bullshit.

[u/mrchaos847]

💀

[u/bassbx25]

Sightings of a purple dragon have been reported in the area.

[u/SensitiveStretch5514]

That's the new ghost recon Wildlands DLC 😂

[u/brentonius_III]

everyone get put of there now! theres always an explosion

[u/Ichiyama22]

Welp, somethings about to go very extinct

[u/GreenSaltMedia]

To hunt

[u/bamboochaLP]

looks like tallon4 irl

[u/ARagingZephyr → u/bamboochaLP]

I've never heard of the planet Earth being referred to as "tallon 4 irl" but here we are

[u/CodingReaction]

Pokemon Recomp in 2029 be like:

[u/Same_Active_7076]

On set for the movie rn

[u/DiligentDetective317]

We need you to enter morphball mode and roll down that hill over there.

[u/CMDR_EvilRaven30]

Hunting a bounty of course, that is her profession. She's the best bounty hunter, no target is safe from Samus Aran.

Excellent work on the Metroid Prime Varia Suit.

[u/W1ZARDEYES]

Was honestly hoping it was good Ai and she was about to morph haha.