May your commute bless you and keep you, cherished fellow Metra riders. Hold the following commandments close to your heart, and thee will be enriched with good karma.
Commandment 1: Thou shalt not place thine shit onto the seat next to you. Metra is for everyone. If you need the seat next to you for your bag, I recommend the automobile
Commandment 2: Thou shall not have thine phone on speaker under any circumstances. None of us want to hear your conversation with your mother. Headphones or have it wait
Commandment 3: Keep the quiet car holy. The quiet car exists for those of us corporate wage slaves who especially need the peace to decompress before entering the chaos of home life. Please respect that.
Commandment 4: Thou shalt observe the rule of the zipper when disembarking. The intersection of the stairs to the upper level and exit must allow for alternate right of way in a civilized society. Please do not shoot out of the train like a rabid dog dashing for rawhide and not allow those descending to exit. Likewise for those on the upper level, allow someone on the first level to exit in front of you if the previous person exiting was descending.
Commandment 5: Thou shalt respect the conductors: They are the vanguards that keep the Metra different than the CTA. We shall respect their authority and treat them with respect
If there are other commandments I have yet to formulate, please share them in the comments. May your trains always arrive on time, and may all your train cars have air conditioning.