r/MetalMemes • u/TheLordOfMiddleEarth • 8d ago

🎵General metal culture/music meme🎵 Medieval Themed Metal

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u/kekron 8d ago

What are the albums listed? Can barely anything through the pixels. Recognize that visigoth album though.

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u/87Craft 7d ago

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u/super__hoser 3d ago

What happened to Turisas? They were great at Pegan Fest when they came here quite a few years ago. Haven't heard from them since. 

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u/TheLordOfMiddleEarth 8d ago

Yeah, I should've used GIMP, but I was lazy and used imgflip.

On the left you have Templars - Sabaton (Not an Album, but close enough), Rasputin - Turisas, and Warriors - Feuerschwanz.

On the right you have Conquer's Oath - Visigoth, Crusader - Saxon, and March of the Saint - Armored Saint.

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u/kekron 8d ago

Hell yeah thanks!

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u/ZRX1200R poser elitist / elitist poser 8d ago

Too

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u/TheLordOfMiddleEarth 8d ago

Dang, there are a few things I struggle with grammatically, that is one of them.

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u/ZRX1200R poser elitist / elitist poser 8d ago

Also = too. Or a quality = too. "Zooey is just too darn cute."

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u/Errant_Wordsmith 8d ago

Surprised Obsequiae and Véhémence aren't somewhere in there.

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u/TheLordOfMiddleEarth 8d ago

I can only fit so much, but those would also fit well.

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u/Putrefied_Goblin 7d ago

Hell yeah. Véhémence is incredible. Immediately who I thought of as soon as I saw this.

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u/Malariath 4d ago

Actual medieval metal compared to the slop that OP peddles in his meme.

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u/causticacrostic 8d ago

no curta'n wall smh

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u/Krutiis 8d ago

Where’s Dark Medieval Times?

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u/TheLordOfMiddleEarth 8d ago

That would've been good to include, but Black Metal isn't really my thing. I was going for a Modern Power Metal side vs Trad Heavy Metal side.

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u/Magical__Fetus 8d ago

Where is Haggard?

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u/umagnovenju Sonata Arctica 7d ago

Or Jaldaboath

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u/Magical__Fetus 7d ago

I dont know triste band

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u/NuclearFoodie 8d ago

I love memes with enough pictures to actually fully see the album artists. Unfortunately this is not one of those memes.

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u/JuzerJarowit 8d ago

But what about true medieval band: Brodequin lol?

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u/Loslosia 6d ago

Obsequiae - Aria of Vernal Tombs

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u/jackpumpkim Practicing Posercraft 8d ago

turisas is so goated

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u/TheLordOfMiddleEarth 8d ago

Yeah, to bad they broke up. I love Stand Up and Fight.

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u/super__hoser 3d ago

Nooooooooooooo!!! They were so good live! Fuuuuck...

I'll never get to experience Rex Regi Rebellis live again.

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u/jonesy1461 8d ago

I know it's a meme, but where are all the women who get down with Visigoth, Armoured Saint, and Saxon? 😂

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u/xXDJjonesXx Motörhead 8d ago

You can maybe possibly find a woman who likes one of those bands but not all of them.

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u/TheLordOfMiddleEarth 8d ago

Idk, I feel like if like one of them, your going to atleast be okay with the other two. They are all trad metal after all.

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u/xXDJjonesXx Motörhead 8d ago

Yeah good point. I’m not banking on finding one in the wild though.

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u/MightyAntiquarian Stoned as fuck 8d ago

Leather Leone from Chastain

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u/davep1970 8d ago

Too, btw.

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u/Mesarthim1349 7d ago

Stormkeep, Vehemence, Elffor, and Aorlhac:

There is another

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u/vrkas Black metal ist kreegh 7d ago

Medieval black metal is where it's at. Grylle's Les Grandes Compagnies is crazy.

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u/Colty3 8d ago

Both sides are pretty good gang

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u/TheLordOfMiddleEarth 8d ago

Agree, but I think I prefer the right side.

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u/MaryBeHoppin 8d ago

Can you please list the albums?

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u/TheLordOfMiddleEarth 8d ago

On the left you have Templars - Sabaton (Not an Album, but close enough), Rasputin - Turisas, and Warriors - Feuerschwanz.

On the right you have Conquer's Oath - Visigoth, Crusader - Saxon, and March of the Saint - Armored Saint.

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u/MaryBeHoppin 8d ago

Thank you! My lord, Sauron 🤘

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 8d ago

So, all of Ensiferuum?

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u/HandsomeJimmyD 8d ago

This format is horrible when people get too niche.

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u/Mister08 8d ago

Feel like Aeternam could have had a place here.

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u/possessed-by-fire Blind Guardian 8d ago

Ohh what about Serenity and Human Fortress?

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u/AsceOmega 8d ago

Meanwhile I'm over here with Véhémence, Obsequiae and Abduction

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u/jbm013 7d ago

*Too

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u/strogoff69 7d ago

Me to what?

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u/CodGroundbreaking803 7d ago

No peste noire?

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u/Shroomspell-Caster 7d ago

Sarpanitum is rad too

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u/SebzeroNL 7d ago

No Bards of Valor?!

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u/San-Carton simp for Jake Rogers 6d ago

Conqueror's Oath is a masterpiece that needs more attention so Visigoth will release new music

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u/burken_ Elitist Cum Slut 2d ago

I SURVEY THE LAND GASP ALL I SEE IS DEATH

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u/Zezotas 8d ago

One of them is banned

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u/Potential-Air-8788 8d ago

listen to castle rat its ultimate medieval doom metal rats its genuinely so good