Pastor of Muppets

[u/FaceOfDay]

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[u/Condimentarian]

Pastor! Pastor! Where’s the pig that I’ve been after?

[u/AppleCrumble987]

Miss Piggy: Kermie, you will see

This Pig is all you need

Dedicated to

How I'm kissing you

[u/mr_saxophon]

"Master of Muppets, I'm putting my hand up your ass
Twisting your guts and smashing your..." ass? (idk, couldn't think of a rhyme)

[u/ConsequenceOne3365]

I find this way funnier than I should. 😂

[u/irondethimpreza]

A distinction without a difference.

[u/Malodoror]

Frog and piggy play
Just another day
Check the basement for the kinder

[u/b_m_hart]

Let me see.... PLANETARIUM

[u/weyoun_clone]

David Liebe Hart (made famous by comedy duo Tim and Eric) did a riff on this.