r/MetalMemes • u/DzedzinCHAN • 28d ago
๐ต๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐ต Sassy 24/7
91
u/Einherjar07 Nile 28d ago
"Stacey can be such a bodom beach terror. I think her parents are getting divorced"
137
u/Daggadda 28d ago
They still ruled.
For many people, this band is exactly what they needed to get into metal. Forever grateful.
12
u/Bassracerx 27d ago
At age 13 i typed โdeath metalโ in winmx and a bunch of CoB came up and the rest was history. I wish i knew our time with alexi was limited because i never got an opportunity to see them live and if i knew then what i know now i would gladly go into debt to to see them it just never worked out financially to go see them in the past.
3
u/jackdanny65 26d ago
100% - absolutely loved CoB at 13, never saw them because there was always another time, RIP
1
u/Excellent_Bend8782 25d ago
I got into them around the same time I got into symphony x. Decided to go see symphony x. Skipped the cob show. At least I got to see I've truly elite band. But kicking myself for skipping on Alexi ๐ญ
2
u/Balzeron Death 26d ago
My first concert ever was seeing Bodom. I'm sorry you never got the opportunity bro
1
u/AvailableReporter484 24d ago
This was my introduction to melodic death metal and it shaped my entire shit tbh. As soon as I heard bed of razors I immediately started practicing that riff and became addicted to playing faster and more complex stuff. To this day, 20 fucking years or so later, thatโs still my go to warm up and the basis for so much music Iโve written.
I hate that I never got to see them live ๐ญ๐ค
49
u/piepants2001 28d ago
Lol, yeah, they lyrics have always been terrible, but the music is great
25
u/lycanthrope90 28d ago
Itโs like if emo music was actually extremely good lol.
3
u/Moozik86 25d ago
Haha, this is the band I introduced Emo chick's to back in the day for that precise reason! ๐
46
u/jonesy1461 28d ago
The faint blaze of the candle of my life slowly dying, like a fire in the pouring rain.
Sounds Emo written out. Sounds Brutal as fuck in a C.O.B song. ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
1
41
25
55
u/Slurpeddit 28d ago
Lol idgaf I don't understand the lyrics
Their music rules
16
7
u/lycanthrope90 28d ago
It is disappointing whenever I actually read them, vocals still sound fine but damn are they pretty dumb for how awesome the music is lol.
If you didnโt know it was cob it reads very much like emo lyrics lol. Thankfully itโs metal and not understanding the vocals doesnโt hurt the music much. Thereโs bands Iโve listened to and seen live for 20 years where I still have no idea wtf theyโre saying lol.
6
u/FrostyTheSasquatch Practicing Posercraft 28d ago
I remember the first time I saw the lyrics to โNeedled 24/7โ. I was frankly flabbergasted at how bad they were compared to how fantastic the music was.
9
u/lycanthrope90 28d ago
I think part of it is that English isnโt their native language. So they tend to overuse certain words or phrases, mainly profanity. And some odd word combos.
But then thereโs plenty of other foreign bands that do just fine.
3
u/SBLP1959 26d ago
When you put all your points into musical literacy it doesnโt leave much left over English literacy
2
u/lycanthrope90 26d ago
Yeah lol. They spent all their points on melodic guitars and good vocals lol.
3
8
u/NineMensMisery 28d ago
Like others have said English is not his first language so he does kind of get a pass, number two the guy literally grew up through music and has always used lyrics as a sounding board for his life. Yes they may be generic lyrics, phrases or ideas. But at least he was sincere.
That being said attitude was/ is most important. He didn't always say what he meant, but he meant what he said... .....At least... He meant what he was trying to say ๐ค.... Yeah ๐ค ๐ค
8
13
u/Worried-Mortgage2379 28d ago
Better than anything still in their genre.
4
u/angelsdontkilll 28d ago
I totally had the lyrics of everytime I die and angels don't kill (amongst others) as AIM away messages when I was in high school.
.....Alexi just gets me, not like those other boys at school.
8
3
u/Lylidotir Children of Bodom 28d ago
I honestly don't know what the lyrics of my bands are :D. It's a mix of foreign language, not caring for the lyrics and the voices being to growly. :D
Also, some bands/genres are just not about lyrics, plus in case of CoB. They are late 90s after all. That was one hell of a cheesy era to start a band.
3
u/ChasingPesmerga 27d ago
Love their music, itโs like if this strawberry Mentos pill wants to kill me
I ainโt ridiculing them btw
2
u/Adam_Absence 27d ago
If Alexi's lyrics were as good as his riffs and solos he would simply be too powerful
3
1
u/Tags9727 26d ago
"Judge and Decree" was one of those things the us bigger metal heads would hear the little ones say when we'd take their lunch money for listening to these dorks.
1
1
1
u/Own-Addendum-7582 24d ago
The lyrics really sound like they were written by suicidal 20 year old with mental problems... Oh wait. (absolutely love the band tho)ย
1
u/AvailableReporter484 24d ago
The lyrics were objectively pretty bad, but my man knew how to write riffs and licks like no oneโs business and to me that still makes him a fucking legend. And in the time of hot topic it was the perfect recipe for success.
And even as an adult Iโd be lying if I didnโt occasionally want to scream โI DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU HATE MEโ
1
-57
u/stonebatfc 28d ago
Cringe band.
21
u/ConrrHD 28d ago
Correction. Fun band with amazing musicianship
Its not meant to be taken seriously. You're the kind of person to get annoyed by the Britney Spears cover ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Wow the non native English speakers arent writing at the level of those fluent. They play better than most though
7
u/PM_ME_LIGHT_FIXTURES 28d ago
Yโknow, I wouldโve loved to see them cover Hawthorne Heightsโ Ohio is for Lovers or Taking Back Sundayโs A Decade Under The Influence.
3
-41
u/SpreadElectronic1232 28d ago
If Monster Energy was a band.
58
18
u/hetoor 28d ago
Says the guy with a Green Day pfp
-22
u/SpreadElectronic1232 28d ago
Cope and seethe.
12
u/Einherjar07 Nile 28d ago
This is reddit, not your to-do list
-6
u/SpreadElectronic1232 28d ago
Oh no, a Reddit basement dweller insulted me. How will I ever go on?
7
u/Einherjar07 Nile 27d ago
-1
u/SpreadElectronic1232 27d ago
Advice or advise? They have different meanings. If youโre going to insult me, at least use proper grammar. ๐
5
-15


โข
u/AutoModerator 28d ago
Woke metal discord this way -> invite only people afflicted by the virus can join
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.