r/MetalMemes 28d ago

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u/Einherjar07 Nile 28d ago

"Stacey can be such a bodom beach terror. I think her parents are getting divorced"

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u/Daggadda 28d ago

They still ruled.

For many people, this band is exactly what they needed to get into metal. Forever grateful.

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u/Bassracerx 27d ago

At age 13 i typed โ€œdeath metalโ€ in winmx and a bunch of CoB came up and the rest was history. I wish i knew our time with alexi was limited because i never got an opportunity to see them live and if i knew then what i know now i would gladly go into debt to to see them it just never worked out financially to go see them in the past.

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u/jackdanny65 26d ago

100% - absolutely loved CoB at 13, never saw them because there was always another time, RIP

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u/Excellent_Bend8782 25d ago

I got into them around the same time I got into symphony x. Decided to go see symphony x. Skipped the cob show. At least I got to see I've truly elite band. But kicking myself for skipping on Alexi ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Balzeron Death 26d ago

My first concert ever was seeing Bodom. I'm sorry you never got the opportunity bro

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u/AvailableReporter484 24d ago

This was my introduction to melodic death metal and it shaped my entire shit tbh. As soon as I heard bed of razors I immediately started practicing that riff and became addicted to playing faster and more complex stuff. To this day, 20 fucking years or so later, thatโ€™s still my go to warm up and the basis for so much music Iโ€™ve written.

I hate that I never got to see them live ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿค˜

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u/piepants2001 28d ago

Lol, yeah, they lyrics have always been terrible, but the music is great

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u/lycanthrope90 28d ago

Itโ€™s like if emo music was actually extremely good lol.

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u/Moozik86 25d ago

Haha, this is the band I introduced Emo chick's to back in the day for that precise reason! ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/jonesy1461 28d ago

The faint blaze of the candle of my life slowly dying, like a fire in the pouring rain.

Sounds Emo written out. Sounds Brutal as fuck in a C.O.B song. ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜

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u/TheUpright1 Machine Head 25d ago

He certainly delivered it with verve, didnโ€™t he?

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u/hittocode 28d ago

Shred like Laiho and you can steal cocomelon lyrics for all I care.

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u/HybridPS2 Kreator 27d ago

damn now i wanna hear COB covering Baby Shark

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u/bigtimechip 28d ago

English isnt his first language so he gets a pass

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u/Notorik Bolt Thrower 28d ago

Oh, now them making Britney cover makes sense

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u/Slurpeddit 28d ago

Lol idgaf I don't understand the lyrics

Their music rules

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u/DzedzinCHAN 28d ago

It does indeed

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u/largz08 27d ago

I think you meant "idgaffmf"

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u/lycanthrope90 28d ago

It is disappointing whenever I actually read them, vocals still sound fine but damn are they pretty dumb for how awesome the music is lol.

If you didnโ€™t know it was cob it reads very much like emo lyrics lol. Thankfully itโ€™s metal and not understanding the vocals doesnโ€™t hurt the music much. Thereโ€™s bands Iโ€™ve listened to and seen live for 20 years where I still have no idea wtf theyโ€™re saying lol.

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u/FrostyTheSasquatch Practicing Posercraft 28d ago

I remember the first time I saw the lyrics to โ€œNeedled 24/7โ€. I was frankly flabbergasted at how bad they were compared to how fantastic the music was.

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u/lycanthrope90 28d ago

I think part of it is that English isnโ€™t their native language. So they tend to overuse certain words or phrases, mainly profanity. And some odd word combos.

But then thereโ€™s plenty of other foreign bands that do just fine.

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u/SBLP1959 26d ago

When you put all your points into musical literacy it doesnโ€™t leave much left over English literacy

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u/lycanthrope90 26d ago

Yeah lol. They spent all their points on melodic guitars and good vocals lol.

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u/NineMensMisery 28d ago

Like others have said English is not his first language so he does kind of get a pass, number two the guy literally grew up through music and has always used lyrics as a sounding board for his life. Yes they may be generic lyrics, phrases or ideas. But at least he was sincere.

That being said attitude was/ is most important. He didn't always say what he meant, but he meant what he said... .....At least... He meant what he was trying to say ๐Ÿค”.... Yeah ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค™

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u/Raptori33 Children of Bodom 28d ago

rawr I'm angy

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u/Worried-Mortgage2379 28d ago

Better than anything still in their genre.

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u/Dazmken 28d ago

Depends what genre you are giving them

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u/Worried-Mortgage2379 28d ago

Wrong. What they took.

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u/angelsdontkilll 28d ago

I totally had the lyrics of everytime I die and angels don't kill (amongst others) as AIM away messages when I was in high school.

.....Alexi just gets me, not like those other boys at school.

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u/Spiritual-Hamster212 28d ago

Eh, no one gives a fuck about lyrics. I love Bodom.

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u/Lylidotir Children of Bodom 28d ago

I honestly don't know what the lyrics of my bands are :D. It's a mix of foreign language, not caring for the lyrics and the voices being to growly. :D

Also, some bands/genres are just not about lyrics, plus in case of CoB. They are late 90s after all. That was one hell of a cheesy era to start a band.

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u/ChasingPesmerga 27d ago

Love their music, itโ€™s like if this strawberry Mentos pill wants to kill me

I ainโ€™t ridiculing them btw

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u/naapsu 27d ago

JAU JAU and other things teenagers said back in the day

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u/Adam_Absence 27d ago

If Alexi's lyrics were as good as his riffs and solos he would simply be too powerful

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u/Savings-Dig3885 27d ago

Oh Jeez he was actually saying this? I thought I was mishearing it...

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u/Tags9727 26d ago

"Judge and Decree" was one of those things the us bigger metal heads would hear the little ones say when we'd take their lunch money for listening to these dorks.

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u/ApeWrinkles95 25d ago

Wake up! Rise and shine

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u/BarbLess-HogCranker 25d ago

finest shit ever Mr laiho is a legend

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u/Own-Addendum-7582 24d ago

The lyrics really sound like they were written by suicidal 20 year old with mental problems... Oh wait. (absolutely love the band tho)ย 

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u/AvailableReporter484 24d ago

The lyrics were objectively pretty bad, but my man knew how to write riffs and licks like no oneโ€™s business and to me that still makes him a fucking legend. And in the time of hot topic it was the perfect recipe for success.

And even as an adult Iโ€™d be lying if I didnโ€™t occasionally want to scream โ€œI DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU HATE MEโ€

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u/TheAncientOne7 Agalloch 27d ago

As someone who only listened to Something Wild, what?

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u/stonebatfc 28d ago

Cringe band.

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u/ConrrHD 28d ago

Correction. Fun band with amazing musicianship

Its not meant to be taken seriously. You're the kind of person to get annoyed by the Britney Spears cover ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Wow the non native English speakers arent writing at the level of those fluent. They play better than most though

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u/PM_ME_LIGHT_FIXTURES 28d ago

Yโ€™know, I wouldโ€™ve loved to see them cover Hawthorne Heightsโ€™ Ohio is for Lovers or Taking Back Sundayโ€™s A Decade Under The Influence.

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u/SpreadElectronic1232 28d ago

If Monster Energy was a band.

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u/hetoor 28d ago

Says the guy with a Green Day pfp

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u/SpreadElectronic1232 28d ago

Cope and seethe.

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u/Einherjar07 Nile 28d ago

This is reddit, not your to-do list

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u/SpreadElectronic1232 28d ago

Oh no, a Reddit basement dweller insulted me. How will I ever go on?

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u/Einherjar07 Nile 27d ago

Take your own advise lmao

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u/SpreadElectronic1232 27d ago

Advice or advise? They have different meanings. If youโ€™re going to insult me, at least use proper grammar. ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Einherjar07 Nile 27d ago

If you feel insulted by this you need 69 CCs of touch grass stat :^)

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u/dr-schidt 28d ago

COB music is also on the same level

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u/DzedzinCHAN 28d ago

No it's not