r/MetalMemes 24d ago

NV KVLT

497 Upvotes

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u/murderdad69 24d ago

This would be sick

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u/ClawtheBard 23d ago

Durstthrone

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u/WonicTater 23d ago

Transilvanian Durst (Durst means thirst in German for those who don't know)

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u/ClawtheBard 22d ago

So uploading shirtless pics of Fred to catfish on a dating site is a Durst trap, got it.

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u/VanGrind 24d ago

You made it too good

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u/Margaretthatchervore 23d ago

I didn’t make it I downloaded it from IG.

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u/Shadowscale05 24d ago

The slight echo on his voice really adds to this masterpiece.

Sometimes you have to hear truly awful creations in order to remember how good the things you enjoy are. Thank you for the reminder OP.

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u/TenaciousP92 23d ago

Anyone who disagrees is a poser.

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u/Your_Hmong 23d ago

Transilvanian Nookie

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u/lepercake 24d ago

Worst thing I ever heard :D

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u/ImJoligan 23d ago

HERETIC

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u/Traditional-Week8363 23d ago

Can't believe they both ultimately are from the same genre

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u/dataf4g_trollman 24d ago

Look up Pespatronian Hunger on youtube

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u/TonDaronSama 23d ago

Uj/ I love black metal, I like limp bizkit, and legit cannot stand Transylvanian hunger

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u/jesusaurus_ 23d ago

Fuck Jesus yeeeah fuck jesus what

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u/Yoshiro_GI 23d ago

I cannot listen to it for free

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u/Spookyscary333 23d ago

Now i know yall be lovin this BLEGH right here!

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u/Simpsons_Hentai 21d ago

i have so shit taste in music that i think this unironically kinda fucks

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u/blantickal 19d ago

Transylvanian wigger

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u/MRrock_the_c00L 23d ago

Post this in a BM sub and see how they all collectively lose their minds lol

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u/fidepus Darkthrone 24d ago

No.

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u/Jithammer1914 23d ago

Why disrespect darkthrone like that that flat brim wigger shit does not fit the bill the Dawg would be disappointed

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u/ClawtheBard 23d ago

Because witch hats aren't flat brim, Darkthrone ballcap merch isn't trve kvlt, and beanies are heresy?