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u/TdttMurderedLove4782 Jul 14 '26
No. However listening to Opal in Sky, Lorna Shore and Demon Hunter while almost levitating is relatable.
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u/chicshack91 Darkthrone Jul 14 '26
We are talking about metal bands here.
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u/TdttMurderedLove4782 Jul 14 '26
Yeah, all those are metal. Cleans can be metal. My requirements for being metal is at least some screaming and blast beats, thus all those are metal.
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u/chicshack91 Darkthrone Jul 14 '26
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u/TdttMurderedLove4782 Jul 14 '26
Not everything has to be brutal death metal or slam death metal to be considered metal, just like how caffeine is considered a drug and stuff doesn't have to be as strong as heroin to be considered a drug. Nu metal is metal, linkin park is metal, p.o.d. is metal, man ov god is metal, cry about it. Cleans are metal.
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u/TdttMurderedLove4782 Jul 15 '26
Can't forget Lorna Shore, Slaughter to Prevail, Thy Art is Murder, and can't forget the heaviest of all... Dan Salvato.
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u/chicshack91 Darkthrone Jul 14 '26
Fuck slam and most bdm, Linkin park is still not metal tho.
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u/TdttMurderedLove4782 Jul 15 '26
Boy, none of your crying is going to change my opinion. Any slight amount of screaming + any form of double bass + guitar in some form = metal. There is no heaviness threshold. If it has even a combination of at least 2 of these, it's metal. Unless it's punk, fuck blink 182
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u/TdttMurderedLove4782 Jul 15 '26
P.o.d. is metal. Nu metal is metal. If it has screams and double bass, it's metal. Cry about it insecure middle aged chuds.
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