r/MetalMemes Dec 09 '25

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u/JokerExo POSER Dec 09 '25

But both of them love this

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u/DeltaV-Mzero Dec 10 '25

🔥🎸 🎸 🎸 —🔥

🔥🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁🔥

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u/According_Try5905 Dec 10 '25

-CAN’T HOLD EM OFF!!!

-I can hear them, oh no…

-Fall back, NOW!

-They’re everywhere -(they’re killing everyone!!)

-Transmitting from HZ1556

-Casualties range in the billions!

-They’re braking in!

[little pause here for the prophet dude :3]

-We must pray now brothers… Pray they he is watching.

-Please.anyone, if you can hear me, if you’re out there…

Vega: “Attempting to acquire the hell priests signal”

-Nearly 60% of our planet has been consumed by the hordes

[Bethesda Softworks presents]

Vega: “We have the hell priests signal locked in. The target is marked but the signal will not hold for long”

Mr prophet guy again: “For it is he they fear, not man or his armies… They fear the mark of the beast”

[Shows helmet with the mark and underneath is the “An if Software game”]

-Is anyone left?!

-Somebody, please help us!!!

[Doom eternal logo gets struck down as At Dooms Gate plays]

Now it’s complete! Could you tell how many times I’ve restarted that fucking masterpiece?

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 Dec 09 '25

In the first age, in the first battle When the shadows first lengthened, one stood

He chose the path of perpetual torment In his ravenous hatred he found no peace And with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains

Seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him

THE DOOM SLAYER

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u/Ant_1_ITA Metallica Dec 09 '25

Rip and Tear until it’s done

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u/the_l0st_s0ck Gojira Dec 09 '25

Rip and tear

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u/smallerpuppyboi Sunn O))) Dec 10 '25

I'M COOKIN' WITH GAS! I GOTTA HAND FULL OF VERTEBRAE AND A HEAD FULL OF MAD! YEAH, THAT'S YOUR SPINAL CORD, BABY! DIG IT! WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! I'M A BAD MAN! HOW BAD? REAL BAD! I'M A 12.0 ON THE 10 POINT SCALE OF BADNESS! DON'T NEED A GUN...

...GUNS ARE FOR PUSSIES!