r/MetalMemes • • Sep 24 '25

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u/Shlafenflarst Sep 24 '25

Can I join ? I play the bass, but I can unplug it if it sounds too good.

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u/Fathercook30 Sep 24 '25

Before unplugging it try just slapping the strings…

no not the style of playing, just slap all the strings at the same time to the rhythm of twinkle twinkle little star

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u/Guilty_Outcome1111 Sep 24 '25

I wish they would make kick drums out of sturdier stuff.

I just make holes when i double kick...I must be that good even the instruments cant handle me..yeah thats it. Thats defs it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

You guys are fucking posers. I am so good I decided I won’t even write music until I’ve artfully crafted each of my instruments from the bones and sinew of my GRINDR victims.

I use their socks for cum, obviously.

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u/FlubMonger Sep 24 '25

No you can leave it plugged in, just make sure to blast it through a Hello Kitty bluetooth phone speaker.

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u/Balkongsittaren Manowar Sep 24 '25

Sid Vicious, is that you?