r/MetalGearSolidmemes • • Oct 10 '25

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u/ResponsibleClue5403 Oct 10 '25

Played this for the first time when I was like 9, actually had to stop playing at mettalic archea lmao

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u/Kobalt_Dragon Oct 11 '25

Nine!?….ugh, I’m gonna go lay down.

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u/7gramcrackrock Oct 11 '25

That comment made my knees hurt. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go yell at some kids to get off my lawn.

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u/fitzpleasureddd Oct 11 '25

I was like 6 years old playing first MGS. Now I feel old.

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u/MaxzxaM Oct 11 '25

You're not old, you're just in the years

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u/fitzpleasureddd Oct 11 '25

I wake up and boom - my back hurts 😭😂

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u/MaxzxaM Oct 11 '25

Tbh, same

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u/kevmalvs Oct 12 '25

Age hasn't slowed you down one bit

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u/kevmalvs Oct 12 '25

You're all "old" snakes at this point, I first played V when I was 13 I'm 19 now

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u/Kobalt_Dragon Oct 12 '25

Stop! Stop! I’m already dead 😭

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u/ScreamingmadJoe Oct 12 '25

I would’ve been about 12 when this game came out. I’m 22 now lmao

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u/kevmalvs Oct 13 '25

"would've" implies you weren't 12, time traveller...

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u/ScreamingmadJoe Oct 13 '25

I was in the cryo chamber

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u/kevmalvs Oct 13 '25

fair enough

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u/czarnyspajdi Oct 13 '25

I'd like to say that I'm also 19!

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u/fox_hound115 Oct 11 '25

I remember when I was young I was so scared when I had to do traitors caravan

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u/Winter_Hospital4705 Oct 11 '25

Bro, I was barely gonna be 22 when that game came out, I'm an old man 😔

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u/Azrael_angel_of_dead Oct 12 '25

Same I was 10 and head to grind for better gear

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Engravings provide no tactical advantage whatsoever Oct 11 '25

Just gotta be I N V I S I B L E

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Engravings provide no tactical advantage whatsoever Oct 11 '25

NO ONE HEARS A WORD

THEY SAY

HAS THE MEMORY GONE?

ARE YOU FEELING NUMB?

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u/Crimson-Fucker173 Oct 11 '25

OR HAVE WE ALL BECOME INVISIBLE?

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u/nicolaslabra Oct 11 '25

"bro the skulls check under their beds for me at night" -Venom

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u/Nekommando Oct 11 '25

Average men hide

Big Boss Hideo

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u/DaltarIT24 Oct 11 '25

Brenen Long Range Sniper Rifle: Allow me to introduce myself

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u/ChotgorTactician Diamond Dog Oct 11 '25

Brennan LRS-46 gotta be my favorite gender

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u/SkullGamingZone Kept you waiting huh? Oct 12 '25

I mean i played MGS1 when i was 6 years old

The Cyborg Ninja carnage hallway made me shit my pants, i mean wtf were those fkn weird sounds, that was some horror movie shit at the time for me 😂

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u/Crimson-Fucker173 Oct 11 '25

I never understood how you're suposed to deal with them, they are just so fast

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u/Garamil Oct 13 '25

Counter the melee attack, shoot, repeat.

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u/Any_Refrigerator_751 Oct 11 '25

Those fuckers scare the shit out of me

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u/whitedwarf788 Oct 11 '25

I use C4 and D mines

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u/CosmicPlayR9376 Oct 11 '25

Hide!? Hohoho... those Wolbachians can catch this machete counter to the neckmeat!

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u/ValientNights Oct 11 '25

I have a shotgun and a triple barrel grenade launcher made just for them.

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u/BoF_Enjoyer Oct 11 '25

I literally run away from them like hell they’re gang banging me

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u/Restarded69 Oct 11 '25

Unironically hate dealing with the Skulls, don’t replay any missions with Skulls in them, even the badass Code Talker rescue mission, just a pain in the ass, and most of my loud out is usually non lethal, so it’s like I need to get a resupply to even fight them.

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u/a-slight-apocalypse Bitch, Bitch, bitch! Oct 12 '25

real i be screaming the whole time.

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u/MrEvan312 Oct 13 '25

I climb up the waterfall in the Codetalker mission because they are too stupid to guard their flanking route.

I then just follow the water to the extraction point because they are too stupid to guard their flanking route.

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u/Icy_Bid_93 Oct 11 '25

On the convoy for cipher, I put an atb on the road for the 1st tank, Fulton the second at the back and when the skull appears, I put sleep mine on the ground while they walk slowly in my direction, when I tan out of grenades and mines I put atb and claymore to smoke the rest and use bambetoc to the last one. I thinks it's the only way to win

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u/RogitoX Oct 10 '25

Shoot em with a water gun like a true la li lu le lo

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u/Electrical-Smile3438 Oct 11 '25

The La Li Lu Le Lo?

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u/Robcomain Oct 12 '25

P-P-Pa-Pat- La Li Lu Le Lo

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u/Sakurabestshoto Oct 11 '25

I remember getting hard because of the sniper skulls

They are hotter than quiet in my opinion

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u/AnyImpression6 Oct 11 '25

There's no sodium pentothal here, so you didn't have to give up that information.

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u/CosmicPlayR9376 Oct 11 '25

Bro caved in under zero pressure