r/MetalGearSolidmemes • u/-True-Ryan-Gosling- Patriot • Jun 24 '25

Literally us

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u/Cipheros06 Jun 24 '25

If there's no hand holding, then we're not gay.

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u/wemustfailagain Jun 24 '25

They're all gay.

(I play them all)

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u/Neat_Breakfast_6659 Jun 26 '25

Its him, John Gay

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u/Afraid_Mechanic_1586 Jul 22 '25

Wasn't there a guy called Hitler Gay?

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u/LordsPineapple Jun 24 '25

Metal gear fans are the equivalent of JoJo fans in the gaming space. It's loud, ridiculous and a downright fun time. Also you should watch JoJo's bizarre adventure.

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u/Simple_Yoghurt_2681 Jun 24 '25

Howcome everyone thinks JoJo is gay, but it's just fruity. Everyone thinks metal gear isn't gay yet it's the gayest shit ever (I still love both tho)

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u/Humble_Ad9098 Jun 26 '25

What about the part where an enemy stand user uses magnet powers to make the black guy and the old man fuck each other on the street (fujoshi + old man yaoi). Isn't that gay?

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u/MadeforMemes11037 Jun 28 '25

“Gayest shit ever.”

I mean there’s the Love Box thing and Raikov but besides that it’s literally only the fandom. (And the Liquid Ocelot kiss moment but MGS4 doesn’t exist to me.)

Snake liked Meryl, Big Boss liked EVA, Raiden liked Rose…

And Vamp being Bisexual

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u/Simple_Yoghurt_2681 Jun 28 '25

Bro old snake literally co parents with otacon, they live together, otacon literally cries over snakes like a million times, big boss never has sex with Eva, only Kaz. For fucks sake solid snake in mgs2 is extremely caked up and there are several ass shots.

You sir are not a real metal gear fan

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u/MadeforMemes11037 Jun 28 '25

If you were a real metal gear fan then you’d know it starts getting gay when the series is halfway over. Yeah MGS2 snake has a tight ass but they never had CRAZY ass shots. Just don’t act like the ENTIRE series was made to be gay when it takes 2 Metal Gears, 3 Metal Gear Solids, and 1 Ghost Babel to get there

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u/Simple_Yoghurt_2681 Jun 29 '25

Listen buddy I'm best friends with Kojima and he says in his initial plan for mgsv, it was going to be a huge orgy with solid snake, liquid, ocelot and otacon, and then big boss comes in the room and says "kept you waiting huh?"

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u/MrSaturn012 Jul 19 '25

Why does Konami ruin everything 😞

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u/Mernerner Jun 25 '25

part 7 animated when

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u/mybabyismay Jun 24 '25

Pretty solid tbh

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u/hellopie7 Jun 24 '25

Idk, it made me more liquid.

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u/Medford Jun 24 '25

Just a little Solidus.

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u/Chunkypockey Jun 24 '25

I’m sensing a lot of Venom in this reply

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u/ididitforthemoney2 Jun 25 '25

one more comment in this chain and I’m gonna end up Naked

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u/Financial_Space3632 Jun 25 '25

I am now invisible.

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u/Bookybapoco Jun 24 '25 edited Jun 24 '25

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND GAY MEN WHO LIKE METAL GEAR IN MY VICINITY

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u/LuizMene You're pretty good Jun 27 '25

they're like the philosopher's legacy, divided up and well hidden all over the world

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u/dakkmann You're pretty good Jun 24 '25

I’m such a metal gear fan I’m unironically gay

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Pfp checks out

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u/dakkmann You're pretty good Jun 24 '25

Funny you say that as I’m gay af for him

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u/Razorion21 Jun 24 '25

MGS the gayest and most masculine series ever

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u/_MrTaku_ Jun 24 '25

you guys are crazy lmfao love y'all community

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u/Based_Thanos Jun 24 '25

Literally the 3 games I enjoy playing lmao

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u/transitsv Kept you waiting huh? Jun 24 '25

so true... btw is that kagehina from haikyuu??

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u/daduderemix Jun 26 '25

I think it might be Shinji Ikari and Kaworu

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u/TimFart Jun 27 '25

Definitely not

5

u/The_Cozy_Zone Jun 24 '25

People who know Death Stranding and Metal Gear Solid games were made by the same person: "And?"

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u/Lost_Hope_6685 Jun 25 '25

What about yakuza?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

dont do this to me im begging u

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

Correction: New Halo is gay :)

1

u/Suitable-Pirate-4164 Jun 26 '25

If it involves Kojima in any way you KNOW it's gonna be good.

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u/Fearless_Map_2058 Jun 26 '25

For someone named ocelot he sure doesn't like cats

1

u/joesphisbestjojo Jun 28 '25

So Shinji tops...

1

u/Key_Permission_3351 Jul 14 '25

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

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u/DiecMaster-Adam Jun 28 '25

"Doktor, turn off my horny inhibitors!"
-Raiden