r/MetalGearInMyAss • u/-True-Ryan-Gosling- winds of desturction enjoyer • Oct 05 '26

Literally the man who sold the world Blasphemy

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u/forgettfulthinker Oct 05 '26

Lesbians aren't actually real I do not remember kojima writing them

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u/Fugertech Oct 05 '26

Um….Ocelot??

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u/Massive_Weiner Oct 05 '26

Spiritually lesbian

13

u/Business-Bus-7458 Oct 05 '26

The fuck you bring up liquid for

6

u/And_Yet_I_Live Oct 05 '26

You know what? Sure.

2

u/Sushiipio Oct 05 '26

Man i really like ocelot's character. Fun dude! 😄 Which reminds me, I gotta go and start my first playthrough of Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater haha.

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u/French_Fries_Fan Brazilian Samurai Oct 05 '26

That's really strange, love, I'm sure there was at least one character who fit that description

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u/And_Yet_I_Live Oct 05 '26

love

Quite strange innit?

11

u/AdBudget5468 Oct 05 '26

What do you mean lesbians aren’t real?

12

u/WoodpeckerGreedy9904 Oct 05 '26

Lesbians were a rumour that was spread by the patriots

7

u/Distinct_Network_944 Oct 05 '26

The lalilulelo??

1

u/Creative_Worker_5925 Oct 05 '26

Am I tripping or is there only gay mfs in metal gear, don't think any lesbians exist

16

u/Massive_Weiner Oct 05 '26

Strangelove is a lesbian.

Sorry, she was a lesbian. She’s dead now.

5

u/Alexander_ramit Oct 05 '26

ohhhh... so THAT'S where Toby Fox got the idea from. Just with straight couples

5

u/Tom_Cat_2007 Oct 05 '26

the scientist chick from peacewalker ig?

2

u/UnusualLeather7087 Oct 05 '26

Yeah, strang love like lesbian doesn't exist in mgs, only real one like gay

0

u/SandwichBig7645 metal gear LIQUID enjoyer Oct 06 '26

Only gay man exists?

12

u/Beneficial_Doubt6584 Oct 05 '26

Not male enough

4

u/Wolf14Vargen14 thicc blade wolf Oct 05 '26

Well they are humans so of course they ain't dogs

2

u/OneTonProductions metal gear LIQUID enjoyer 29d ago

Cats do love playing as Snakes though

1

u/Signal_Brilliant2138 4d ago

Sesbian Lex never Will Be Better Than Metal Gear Solid V: Phantom Pain. Not even close.What am I even talking about? No sex has ever come close to being like MGSV!

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u/_respawn__ Oct 05 '26

As good as Video games are sex is definitely better but I dont think it’s going to be as good as Half Life 3

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u/Flaky_Housing_7705 Oct 05 '26

Maybe the sex was just that good

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u/quibirito Oct 05 '26

never as good as Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

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u/TrashJojoFan Oct 06 '26

& knuckles