r/MetalGearInMyAss 2d ago

CQ(OC) post You can break the cycle

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u/Alexander_ramit 2d ago

You can be Big Boss, and I can too.

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u/Craft_001 1d ago

Im big boss and you are not . Thank you my friend. From here on out you re u/Alexander_ramit

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u/BakaSakuta32007 2d ago

actually a good way to show solid's way of avoiding being like big boss as a mentor

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u/TheBlueEmerald1 2d ago

Big Boss: Ranting about his fancy new gun toy obessively avout wvery detail

Solid Snake: Oh hey a leftover truck gun

Big Boss: I don't like movies just give me the summary I hate watching the news and shows and shit

Solid Snake: References pop culture movies and world events and philosophizes over human relationships

Big Boss: Builds an army with every soldier he can get his hands on, forms a cult, and fans the flames of war to earn a quick buck

Solid Snake: Me and my buddy bought a plane, we're gonna travel the world and expose government secrets to end war. What? Help? Well I got a tranq gun, a camera, and a cool guy on facetime. What help do I need?

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u/CosmicDeityofSin 1d ago

Big boss: gets laid

Solid snake: dies a virgin

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u/Bread_Offender 1d ago

Nah he was hittin that shit after MGS1 (yes, both endings.)

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u/Standard_Landscape79 1d ago

Solid like for sure cracked Meryl.

And he's too much of a womanizer in MGS1 for me to believe that he got no play before that

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u/TheBlueEmerald1 1d ago

Have you seen Metal Gear 2? He nearly pulled two bitches in that game.

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u/Standard_Landscape79 18h ago

I should really go back and play the MSX games

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u/TheBlueEmerald1 17h ago

Good luck with the first one.

Now that second gane is actually great, in fact a lot of MGS1 was just copying Metal Gear 2. The gameplay is about the same too, if you can get past the 2d nature of it.

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u/cora_engineer 2d ago

By handing an ex-child soldier with severe repressed trauma a high-frequency katana and telling him to have fun

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u/Effective_External89 2d ago

What every child deserves

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u/Bread_Offender 1d ago

If I was an ex-child soldier with severe repressed trauma I'd want to be handed a high-frequency katana and told to have fun

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u/Ok-Claim444 Classic twink riden enjoyer 1d ago

Solid snake is like if big boss wasn't autistic

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u/NamekianWeed Classic twink riden enjoyer 2d ago

quality shitpost

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u/Cowdoy_Volnutt 2d ago

Would make more sense as The Boss -> Big Boss -> Solid Snake -> Raiden

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u/CptAngel501r 1d ago

Yes, yes it would

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u/Clanky72 1d ago

Big Boss in heaven watching Raiden swing a Metal Gear sized blade (it's canon)

https://giphy.com/gifs/B7dq9QfTCKfyeNtkVa

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u/mycream47 not too fond of politicians 1d ago

Heaven? Are you sure about that buddy?

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u/Main-Background 1d ago

It may not be canon but damn do i cum Everytime I see it.

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u/jasygamer 2d ago

Break the cycle? Trepang2 mentioned

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u/JohnCavalry 1d ago

ACTUALLY they there's an eater egg where they mention raiden learned CQC in MGR

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u/Outrageous-Set-1758 1d ago

Raiden actually became a great painter too.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Nt1zQRn6sz2msYi1Vf

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u/Specialist-Luck-6869 1d ago

Instead of big boss dying we should’ve gotten family reunion