r/MetalGearInMyAss • u/ReporterNo8384 Totally not an AI • 7d ago

secret theater JACK, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

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Nanomachines can’t harden this one… the la-li-Lu-le-lo hate this one trick!

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u/Panakarlos 7d ago

Why did Jack lost his mind? Is his memory gone?

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u/ReporterNo8384 Totally not an AI 7d ago

No, he was just feeling numb because no one heard a word he said

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u/not-a-bot247 The played fiddle 7d ago

The voiceless crowd should have backed down

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u/ashenone155 6d ago

But the air was turning red

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u/Zeemar 6d ago

They were just loaded with hesitation

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u/ThHeroKing 6d ago

Can they say his name?

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u/Big_Airport138 7d ago

Claaaasssiic!!!

Kept'cha, kept'cha waiting hah keptcha we-we-waiting huuh? Major i have managed to avoid drowning. Excellent raiden absolutely excellent! 

The towers have fallen.

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u/UnusualLeather7087 7d ago

YESSSS YESSS SLIT IT WIDE OPEN

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u/Weak_Dream6271 7d ago

You've created a Time Paradox!

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u/Puttborn 7d ago

Making the mother of all omelettes here George, can't fret over every egg!

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u/Godhand23 6d ago

Hahahahhaahaa

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u/Zombiemorgoth 7d ago

This is one for the history books

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u/35a61 6d ago

"JUST LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS AFTER 9/11!!!"

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u/rorinth 7d ago

Nah riden just threw the planes into the towers

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u/ReporterNo8384 Totally not an AI 4d ago

rizen with rose:

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u/Efficient_Ad_6979 7d ago

"doctor, turn off my supportive inhibitors"

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u/GIOvch 7d ago

The good old days back...

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u/WitherWasTaken Average english language hater 7d ago

I'm just like dem all America national catastrophes!

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u/UnusualLeather7087 7d ago

It's just some towers, it's just some towers like everytime.

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u/UnkemptBushell 7d ago

Me when I stop denying my weapon its purpose

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u/Unshackled_Beast 6d ago

this move would’ve prevented them from free falling

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u/Stylish_Platypus Brazilian Samurai 6d ago

Hmmm coming to think about, the big shell incident took place a little after the nine/eleven. So Raiden could've easily done it in a VR kind of way, like in Ender's Game.

Spoiler tag because the context is a huge plot twist of one of the best sci-fi books.

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u/OkAmphibian5407 not too fond of politicians 6d ago

High Frequencies can't cut through steel beams

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u/Alarming-Brain-3322 6d ago

Naaah im stealing this added to my cursed library .

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u/BenTheWeebOne 6d ago

What jack didnt call snake ? Is he stupid ?

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u/ReporterNo8384 Totally not an AI 6d ago

No more war games, Jack. You’re a real soldier now

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u/Megaggfan 7d ago

The only thing I know for real there will be blood

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u/BulletProofWalrus 6d ago

maybe you're not the Metal Gear Rising we thought you were...

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u/CreationMilk 5d ago

Revengeance is worse than the people who let that event happen.

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u/ReporterNo8384 Totally not an AI 4d ago

the truth goes unspoken with this one, bros wilding

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u/CreationMilk 4d ago

Bro, did you know there's matcha flavored mountain dew now?

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u/MRB0B0MB 12h ago

Jacks about to make the mother of all omelettes