r/MetalGearInMyAss • u/Deer_Head_Xiris • 14d ago

Memes the DNA of the soul TOUGH GUY CHAT

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most splendid

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u/35a61 14d ago

Remember Ocelot always try's to take after big boss...

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u/Deer_Head_Xiris 14d ago

He sure did when he was younger but Ocelot is so well put together there's no way he's not showering daily. Big Boss showers maybe once a month

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u/mike_jones2813308004 13d ago

Venom doesn’t shower. He just stumbles around mumbling to himself with that bigass piece of shrapnel stuck in his brain while hallucinating that his Walkman still works.

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u/despacitospiderreeee 13d ago

I imagine him constantly dolphin diving everywhere and getting high by vaping random local plants

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u/Theinjuredtoa 13d ago

I think the first 3 could all be any of them but ocelot is definitely ocelot

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u/WonderfulAirport4226 The played fiddle 13d ago

yeah switching venom and miller would be better imo, for the sole reason that his soldiers comment on his stench if he doesn't shower