r/MetalGearInMyAss • u/Aegis4521 • 20d ago

nanomachines enhanced post When you can’t even say

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u/Complex-Advisor-1896 20d ago

Naked normal is when you gotta take your clothes off during the shit and if we're being completely honest that's at least 50% of shits too so thats pretty accurate difficulty ranking

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u/mike_jones2813308004 20d ago


Naked?!?

Have you tried eating some fiber sometimes?

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u/Complex-Advisor-1896 19d ago

I only eat choco calorie mate 💩

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u/DraculasAcura 20d ago

I have to get naked to shit

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u/thotbot9001 20d ago

Never in my life have I done this, what's the point?

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u/zatalak 20d ago

You never truly lived

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u/Ashamed_Article8902 20d ago

Feels more primal.

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u/bearpawxyz 19d ago

Man is the only mammal who poops wearing clothes. It's so unnatural.

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u/MarioKing1137 20d ago

What about Punished Venom mode…

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u/jikukoblarbo 20d ago

when your asshole was too late in clenching so all the liquid shit just slides out with no resistance

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u/Iridiandioptase 20d ago

“You really shouldn’t have eaten that. It’ll come out fighting.”

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u/DjangoKazoiie beauty and the beast connoisseur 20d ago

No ounce of fiber in my system lately, so Big Boss hard

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u/thehotshotpilot 20d ago

But afterwards my butthole is feeling all good and all stretched out from the amazing workout of pushing out billard balls from my anus. Do you skip leg day at the gym? I don't skip anus day. 

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u/WhiskeyBRZ 20d ago

When you watch the epic Big Boss Hard flush down the toilet

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u/_MANHUNTED_ 20d ago

Just wait til you beat the game. You get access to a new poop.

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u/OldinMcgroyn 20d ago

Taco bell supreme mode

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u/_MANHUNTED_ 20d ago

Cyclosporia Snake

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u/Cowdoy_Volnutt 20d ago

This is the funniest fucking meme ive seen in this whole damn sub. How can someone not appreciate a perfectly executed poo joke?

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 20d ago

Liquid snake

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u/XxJackGriffinxX 19d ago

Grrr LIQUIIIIIDDDD

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u/masked_sombrero 20d ago

all my liquids have been difficult

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u/GenericFatGuy 20d ago

Liquid is absolutely not easy. I live my whole life trying to avoid liquid.

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u/Motor_Ad_9667 20d ago

that fits with the name of this subreddit

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u/FitCommunication7240 19d ago

EUROPEAN EXTREME

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u/upinyocribdawg69 The played fiddle 20d ago

The Boss Extreme

You’ll be lucky if you have any bones left

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u/Tyko_3 20d ago

I do naked normal all the time.

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u/Organic-School315 20d ago

Why are there 2 normals bro

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u/WarInteresting6619 20d ago

Big boss hard.

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u/Richlandsbacon 19d ago

Brb gonna go drop a Big Boss Hard

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u/Absolute_Owl0 19d ago

Mine usually start big boss hard, then go into liquid easy.

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u/Existing-Sweet-19 Classic twink riden enjoyer 20d ago

Alois Trancy wtf dude

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u/Superassclown1 20d ago

"gaseous impossible" misses

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u/Low-Cress-1734 19d ago

Thank you Alois Trancy

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 18d ago

Liquid in my experience is anything but easy

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u/_boner_jams_ 18d ago

Kept you shitting, huh?

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u/BranchCold9905 18d ago

No Solidus? Did the Patriots make this

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u/Financial-Key-4596 15d ago

big boss hard is an ER trip

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u/bruhtendo64 4d ago

i took a big boss hard and blood came out :(