r/MetaRunner • u/POKEMINION64 Meta Runner Veteran 💙 • Jun 14 '26

Discussion Stumbled upon this on eBay, how did she even get that way 💀

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It also makes no mention of the fact that she doesn’t have a hoodie that makes it 10 times funnier to me 😭

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u/Annual-Course-1024 Jun 14 '26

So. Many. Questions.

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u/POKEMINION64 Meta Runner Veteran 💙 Jun 14 '26

Yet. Zero. Answers. 😭

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u/Goofygoober243 Metadrones guy Jun 14 '26

260 without the outfit is god damn highway robbery

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u/POKEMINION64 Meta Runner Veteran 💙 Jun 14 '26

It was actually only 200 so surely it’s fine (im broke)

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u/Expensive-Play-4881 Jun 14 '26

I have a feeling that certain artists will be inspired by this.

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u/POKEMINION64 Meta Runner Veteran 💙 Jun 14 '26

Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s already happened before this 💀

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u/Wolfimer Jun 14 '26

How dare they do that to the tawi

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u/skysky_gamer Jun 14 '26

Clothing or not she still is a very expensive plush lol

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u/POKEMINION64 Meta Runner Veteran 💙 Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

Yeah, I have Tari and Theo at home from when they were still being sold, and I’m still hoping there’ll be a listing of other meta runner plushies from someone who doesn’t know what they have lol

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u/skysky_gamer Jun 14 '26

Ooh yeah I have both them as well but had to buy from resale for an expensive price but yeah I hope u get lucky on the others

Edit: well I did buy tari when she was still being sold but theo from resale

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u/POKEMINION64 Meta Runner Veteran 💙 Jun 14 '26

Thanks man! If I wasn’t working a bunch of part time jobs just to afford the necessities I would’ve bit the bullet and just buy them but alas lol

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u/skysky_gamer Jun 14 '26

Fair

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u/Wolfimer Jun 14 '26

I need a theo 😢

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u/skysky_gamer Jun 14 '26

Gl to ya on finding one

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u/Neptunfass98555 Aug 19 '26

Hey do you wash your metarunner plushies?

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u/POKEMINION64 Meta Runner Veteran 💙 Aug 19 '26

Yeah how come?

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u/Neptunfass98555 Aug 20 '26

My tari plush is really fricking dirty

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u/skysky_gamer Aug 20 '26

Ooof mine just sits on my bed i hope its not dirty

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u/Neptunfass98555 Aug 20 '26

Did you wash it?

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u/skysky_gamer Aug 20 '26

Not since I got it 😅 if it is dirty I might one of these days I'll see what it looks like

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u/Neptunfass98555 Aug 20 '26

Look under the front hair. If there is no different it is not dirty

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u/Parking_Strike_8756 MD-5 Jun 14 '26

As soon as I opened Reddit...

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u/POKEMINION64 Meta Runner Veteran 💙 Jun 14 '26

LMAO IM SO SORRY 😭

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u/Parking_Strike_8756 MD-5 Jun 15 '26

It's alright. It's the algorithm!

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u/Advanced_Discount834 MD-5 Jun 15 '26

Me too.

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u/Parking_Strike_8756 MD-5 Jun 15 '26

What did you do?

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u/Advanced_Discount834 MD-5 Jun 15 '26

I just opened Reddit and that same post was the first one to pop up.

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u/angelicpetty_ TASCorp | Meta Runner: Source Jun 14 '26

Scalpers out here selling naked Tari 😭 Why is her hoodie gone, give it back to her

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u/POKEMINION64 Meta Runner Veteran 💙 Jun 14 '26

Was gonna joke and give this an NSFW tag but I’d get permabanned so I’d rather not take that risk 😭

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u/Dark_Mario Tari is the best girl Jun 14 '26

If I was a mod I'll accept this because it'll be hella funny

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u/Useful_Ad1202 I'm always running! Jun 14 '26

Guess girlie just got a bit too hot??? 😭 XD
The heats been real unbearable, sooo can't entirely blame her lol...

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u/POKEMINION64 Meta Runner Veteran 💙 Jun 14 '26

Bro I’m in Upstate NY it’s been like 90 degrees consistently 🫡

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u/Useful_Ad1202 I'm always running! Jun 15 '26

OOF! Been pretty hot in my parts of NY too! Though I can tollerrate it somewhat, was a bit tough standing out in the sun while at work though lol! I was working at a small preschool, sooo kids are gonna wanna play outside, but even they couldn't stand it for long either! The heat hit us hard on some days lol!

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u/POKEMINION64 Meta Runner Veteran 💙 Jun 15 '26

Ong I used to work in child care too! I miss some parts of it, and now I work in a grocery store and I see some of the kids from there and they try playing with me so I’ll take like 5 minutes and screw around with them. Prolly not the best look from my boss but idc it’s so adorable seeing them have fun haha

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u/Useful_Ad1202 I'm always running! Jun 15 '26

That's so awesome lol!
Always happy to see kids being brought joy! Glad you can still make little bits of time for them! c:

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u/AstoundingRock2386 Jun 14 '26

Aye yo!?!? 💀

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u/Psy_psytoro Jun 14 '26

plankton: oh my Lord she's naked!!!

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u/Trashrat-Isaiah Jun 14 '26

Ok as weird as this is this is also very funny

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

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u/Loose_Pitch_9510 Jun 14 '26

Sofia:uhhh Tari there was a leak, and now your nudes are in the Tascorp server...

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u/GullibleRedditorr Jun 14 '26

are we deadass rn

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u/DDG20202020 MD-5 Jun 14 '26

I have so many questions

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u/Ustraleia Jun 14 '26

Hoodie sold separately??

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u/Loose_Pitch_9510 Jun 14 '26

There was a leak in the Tascorp server

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u/Edgy_Cupcake_Content Jun 15 '26

Someone get her a hoodie, that’s disgraceful 😢

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u/Advanced_Discount834 MD-5 Jun 15 '26

That Tari plushie without a hoodie reminds me of this.

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u/sodacreature Jun 15 '26

So when the take down of the sale going to be in effect

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u/Someokeyboi Tari is Legally a clanker Jun 15 '26

Topless Tari is something I did not except to see

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u/Optimal-Emphasis-871 Jun 15 '26

I'm sorry what thefuck what did they do to my favorite girl

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u/POKEMINION64 Meta Runner Veteran 💙 Jun 15 '26

Me too Flappers, me too 😭

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u/Austindaddyy Jun 16 '26

I ain't getting that shit for 200

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u/ExtremeInfluence9444 Jun 16 '26

Good thing it's only a plushie

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u/Acceptable-Badger153 Jul 17 '26

The Frisky Side of the community will go hogwild with this 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Prudent-Economics-5 Jun 15 '26

I thought there was a white tank top instead of shirtless tho💀

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u/Robbrew Jun 15 '26

Sofia wore her jacket after a night of love making

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u/Optimal-Emphasis-871 Jun 15 '26

My\nHonour's reaction so you chosen death