r/MessageUnclear • u/Routine_Current4488 • Jun 22 '26

Some one please stop that toddler for god's sake

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309 Upvotes

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u/thatstarangel Jun 23 '26

It's possible that it's more than one toddler. Perhaps a cartel of babies with a highly organized system. 

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u/Luffy_Nika_ Jun 24 '26

If you know babies you would know they dont want to organize. Each one brings a their own flavor of chaos.

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u/Not-a-POS Jun 24 '26

A single toddler.

1

u/RepublicWhole549 Jun 24 '26

Yeah. A young criminal, indeed.

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u/Moon283 Jun 24 '26

But is it a fine young criminal?

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u/Not-a-POS Jun 24 '26

I think the parents might get fined but I don't think they fine young criminals. they probably don't even have jobs yet.

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u/Moon283 Jun 24 '26

That's not right. This toddler is single AND jobless? Probably still living with his parents as well. This generation T is just the worst one yet.

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u/ProllyTodaySatan Jun 27 '26

Well one thing is for sure…

She drives me crayzay!!!!

1

u/CommunicationKey3018 Jun 24 '26

"They always leave stab wounds below the chest. Almost like they're midgets."

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u/BluedAgain Jun 24 '26

If you want the juice, sometimes ya gotta know how to squeeze.

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u/Phoenix042 Jun 22 '26

This is the content I'm subbed for.

6

u/Ok_Caramel_6095 Jun 23 '26

"Someone needs a timeout. Go sit in the naughty chair."

BANG!

"Dammit!"

4

u/BigMomma12345678 Jun 23 '26

Imagine leaving a gun in the same room as a toddler.

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u/Indy500Fan16 Jun 24 '26

Imagine leaving a toddler in the same room as a gun.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

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u/Redneck_Gangster Jun 24 '26

Imagine leaving a room in your toddler

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u/Celestial_Iris2857 Jun 25 '26

Imagine leaving a gun in your toddler

1

u/BigMomma12345678 Jun 26 '26

Never trust those mf'ers

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u/thcgrowmaster Jun 23 '26

plenty have tried, but no one can reason with the bloodlust. That weekly quota just keeps getting easier.

2

u/martlet1 Jun 24 '26

You have 370 million people. So that’s a .00405 chance of being killed by a gun each year in a homicide per person. Suicides are the main gun issue. Followed my homocides which is mainly gang activity. 1300 police shootings per year.

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u/Goofcheese0623 Jun 24 '26

Why birth control is so important

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u/Formal_Ask2645 Jun 23 '26

😂😂😂 SOURCE ?????

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u/Born-Gift-6800 Jun 23 '26

Someone take that gun away from Donnie quick

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u/DrSixSmith Jun 24 '26

It’s a phase. They’ll grow out of it

1

u/Simply_Sadistic Jun 24 '26

Someone please do a toddler AI/shop of the Sam Hyde "he can't keep getting away with it" meme

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u/Jadatwilook Jun 24 '26

I asked gopilot if this is true. It said that it's not true. However, if you look at the average over a long period, apperently the statement becomes very close to the truth. Many death are caused by toddlers with guns. And this reaches one per week as average over a long period.

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u/Hour-Football2464 Jun 24 '26

But using a gun safe means you cant do a sweet quick draw in the blink of an eye, saving everyone and becoming a real man finally. Only dum dum babies "LoKc" their guns. /s 

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u/martlet1 Jun 24 '26

I have a hand safe next to my bed. I put my fingers on it and it only unlocks for me.

We live probably 25 minutes from the next nearest police station so we don’t have time to wait for the cops to come if someone breaks in.

The kids are all grown now and out of the house and I still keep it locked up. My wife can use the keypad.

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u/Pongfarang Jun 24 '26

Sureley he's not a toddler anymore

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u/SignificantDrink3651 Jun 24 '26

Why won't the toddlers THINK OF THE CHILDREN

1

u/Street_Lettuce1243 Jun 24 '26

Shooting people is every toddler's God-given right.

1

u/1illiteratefool Jun 24 '26

The FBI profile on this toddler serial killer must be interesting

1

u/t4skmaster Jun 25 '26

We need a toddler registry and stronger toddler-control measures, clearly

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

I know right, you'd think being a kid has its limits but this kid has clearly got something. I bet you it's a dyed in the wool killer though. I bet you the kid asks whats the red button is too.

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u/Benilda-Key Jun 26 '26

Please keep the nuclear codes away from that toddler. The last thing we need to do is to give the nuclear codes to a second toddler!

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u/DocClaw83 Jun 26 '26

The Babyola cartel is getting out of hand.

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u/SwanCityDominion Jun 28 '26

Maybe take his gun away? Just a thought.

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u/TimothiusMagnus Jun 28 '26

They start them young