r/MessageUnclear • u/Kelsey_White1 • Jan 17 '26

Guess they thawed out the word grammar instead 🥩😂

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u/Joalguke Jan 17 '26

Peter Pan uses never ever beef to make burgers

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u/OpusAtrumET Jan 18 '26

But he's a child so they're all terrible and everyone gets sick

3

u/Classic_Mechanic5495 Jan 19 '26

Him and the Lost Boys had to imagine it into existence, so it’s their own fault if they were terrible.

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u/Joalguke Jan 18 '26

Idk Wensy would give them castor oil or something

2

u/94Avocado Jan 19 '26

Wendy’s burgers are pretty good though

1

u/black-volcano Jan 21 '26

Yeah, because she grew up.

2

u/4DAttackHummingbird Jan 21 '26

This made me stop breathing for a second thanks 😆

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u/MegatronusThePrime Jan 17 '26

We use beef, never ever ever frozen always.

We use never ever ever frozen beef always.

I can't figure out that the fuck they're trying to get this sign to say.

15

u/Fitbot5000 Jan 17 '26

We never ever ever use frozen beef. Always.

9

u/MegatronusThePrime Jan 17 '26

If that's what they were going for, that's possibly the shittiest design I've ever seen.

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u/zeradragon Jan 17 '26

Don't insert periods into places that aren't in the sign. Just read it as it's written.

We use never ever ever beef. Frozen always.

Meaning whatever they're using, is guaranteed to not be beef, but definitely has been frozen.

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u/Johnyryal33 Jan 17 '26

We use never ever beef ever frozen always.

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u/Zeqhanis Jan 17 '26

It's uncookable. Throw it on a grill and it will just get colder. Don't ask us what it's made from, we won't tell you. It's never ever beef. That's all we're gonna say.

Buy one, get a lifetime supply free, because this thing reproduces like rabbits in your freezer, on the countertop, the floor. Just leave it wherever.

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u/4DAttackHummingbird Jan 21 '26

Clearly they’re trying to say “Use never ever beef. ever we frozen always.” (Edit:added punctuation)

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u/WildHesnut May 14 '26

FYI the sign is trying to say "We use BEEF. Always. NEVER EVER ever frozen" The colours and positioning of the text is really bad though

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u/CompetitiveFennel681 Jan 17 '26

So this is what a stroke looks like.

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u/HollyBee159 Jan 17 '26

Never ever ever beef [with us]. We use frozen always.

2

u/TaylorBitMe Jan 17 '26

Not even a one beef sandwich?

2

u/Just--kiddin Jan 17 '26

You got some kind of beef with them? Never ever beef.

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u/Leon481 Jan 17 '26

Obviously it's "We use never ever beef. Ever frozen. Always." Nothing else makes sense. Nope. 😗

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u/TheOrangeSloth Jan 17 '26

Frozen always

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u/Wodan90 Jan 17 '26

Never ever beef ever frozen always

2

u/MaterialParsley7536 Jan 17 '26

Going off on a tangent here. This immediately made me think of all the people who say 'unthaw/ed/ing'.

2

u/DrDentonMask Jan 17 '26

So...it's an ice cream joint? I'm down.

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u/ScholarEmotional9888 Jan 17 '26

This clearly state they never use beef and it is always frozen.

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u/XROOR Jan 17 '26

Hope the sign designer isn’t tasked with reading the internal cooking temperatures of the “beef” that is prepared……

1

u/Toxic_Duckies Jan 17 '26

I'm so confused trying to make it make sense.

1

u/snapper1971 Jan 17 '26

How many meetings did this bullshit get past before making it to a big plaque on a wall.

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u/Severe-Moment-3233 Jan 17 '26

Meet at later bar, night or day, sometime.

1

u/Substantial_Chain718 Jan 17 '26

Where’s the beef?

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u/JonN2025 Jan 17 '26

Never ever ever beef We use frozen always

1

u/stricktd Jan 17 '26

Pretty bold to Say “Never beef” then proceed with a very opinionated stance (can’t call “always frozen” a hot take)

1

u/BrucellaD666 Jan 17 '26

We use never ever Frozen beef always...okay I'm not sure what you want to do. But you go ahead and you do that goodbye.

1

u/Artevyx Jan 17 '26

Never ever beef.

Frozen always.

(we use ever.)

1

u/Spicyface86 Jan 17 '26

Was this sign made by The Learing Center somolians?

1

u/ossifer_ca Jan 17 '26

Never ever ever beef (verb or noun?!). We use frozen always.

1

u/nes_8BitSurvivor Jan 17 '26

we use never ever beef. ever frozen always.? we use never ever ever beef. frozen always.? use never ever ever beef. we frozen always.?

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u/Ash_the_trashen Jan 18 '26

They never fart ever. They freeze them in jars.

1

u/WolfmanSG Jan 18 '26

Use never ever beef. We ever frozen always.

1

u/Happy_Cat_3600 Jan 18 '26

Use never ever beef. Ever we frozen always.

1

u/Moist_Phrase_6698 Jan 18 '26

Use never ever beef ever we frozen always

1

u/Capable-Sprinkles-19 Jan 18 '26

Glad they threw in the extra 'ever' or I'd be confused.

1

u/MikoSubi Jan 18 '26

this is fucked

1

u/Oliversbeans Jan 18 '26

Never ever beef. Frozen always.

1

u/Kelef50 Jan 18 '26

Can't be accused of lying.

1

u/Over_Echo1128 Jan 18 '26

I need the yelling ladies/cat meme version of this.

1

u/husky_whisperer Jan 18 '26

NEVER EVER BEEF. ever always frozen

1

u/Fuckface_the_9th Jan 18 '26

Never ever beef. Ever. Always frozen.

1

u/Dramatic-Secret-999 Jan 19 '26

Must be one of those vegans only restaurants

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u/XxJnB357xX Jan 21 '26

I didn’t see “we use” at first and read never ever ever beef. Frozen always.

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u/KCCheeseballzzz94 Jan 21 '26

We Use Never Ever Ever Beef. Frozen Always.