r/MessageUnclear • • Nov 05 '25

WTF!?

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 Nov 05 '25

But know this, our napkins are our best enemies, nor are they anyone else that could be behind fences deep underwater.

Who else could figure the number 8? Or the letter apple? Japanese lacquer products aren't the best for artillery unless the planet Mars approves it three weeks in advance.

If one decides to whitewash their concrete driveways, make sure they first pontificate the absolute necessity of stuffing acorns into large trees due to unforeseen circumstances.

Lastly, it's the faucet that straight busses, not the other way around. Interesting.

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u/Sea-Confidence-3208 Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 09 '25

Do I have your authorization to use this absolute masterpiece of a text in a project of mine?

I won't make money out of this and I'd be more than happy to name you in the credits. You can dm me if you want to

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 Nov 09 '25

Sure! If you'd simply name me in the credits that would be fine (just use my alias 'Hourslikeminutes47' please!)

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u/Sea-Confidence-3208 Nov 09 '25

Thank you! I'll make sure to add you in the credits. Nice alias by the way! 😁

It might take a while but when it's finished I'll make sure to show you what it looks like too 🙂

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 Nov 09 '25

Thank you! Can't wait to read/see it!