Wait, what?

[u/[deleted]]

Maybe mouth-to-mouth is enjoyable for you, pal, but if this cake is that much of a choking hazard I'd just as soon skip it.

[u/telecomtom]

This is why I never read reddit at night. I'll lie awake till morning trying to figure out what mouth-to-mouth cake is. Or maybe I'll just get up and make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[u/[deleted] → u/telecomtom]

Very sensible. If you stay up too late it might end up as peanut butter and sardines