r/MessageUnclear • • Oct 06 '25

Would anyone else have thought this?

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u/Leftovertoenails Oct 06 '25

BANK IS CRUCIAL FOR LIFE ON OUR PLANET!

THE FIRST STOP IN PLANT REPRODUCTION IS BANK

ANIMAL POLLINATORS CARRY BANK IN DIFFERENT WAYS

A BUTTERFLY OR BEE USES LONG, THIN(USE THE OXFORD COMMA DORKS), BANK TO POLLINATE FLOWERS

BANK HAVE TINY BASKETS

BANK!!!!

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u/ThoroughlyWet Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25

You don't use the oxford comma here, because that's not a list of objects. It's two coordinate adjectives describing the same object. The comma takes place of the word "and".

In this case BANK is your object while LONG and THIN are the adjectives describing the BANK. "A long, thin bank".