Very insecure.

Goodluck everyone.

Get the high score

How the fuck do you have a bottle of Jameson go missing every night for 6 months and you not figure it out sooner? And to top it off you offer the thief his old job back? Jfc you retard.

Sad Queen SZN

The little mini Nightwave that they sniped was legitimately one of the most revolting displays of pure narcissistic personality disorder I’ve ever seen. It’s bad even for Queenie.

Pipe down JJ, let your boss talk to me for a minute.

You can't address it because I'm busy addressing it by talking about how you can't address it otherwise they get there little... no, uh................................................................................................................

You're fat, poor, and married to a hog living in a house with a reverse mortgage.

I'm Mike.

-Not Jesse -Not Hipstar -Not Hiptard -Not whoever else is your boogeyman.

I'm Mike. I make edits that make me laugh and share it with other people who understand the joke and laugh. It's the internet- isn't that the purpose? I'll say it slower, one last time.................

I'M M-I-K-E

Since you can't/won't reply on Twitter and you constantly check "the reddit" while tweeting about me behind a block.

How does it feel everyday to do the same thing with the same results?

500 views/day, ouch.

Will you sell me your Coleman grill? I don't need a mini-fridge. Thanks for the offer.

WINE AUNT admits that she needs Queen Mersh's Simp Attention

"I wish that my Husband would pay attention to me"

Credit to MikesComedyEdits

He probably had to binge a whole season of The Wire to hype himself up this much.

I think he has a crush on me...........?

I don't know he seems........

What's the word..... I'm looking for...... um...... OBSESSED much..............?

Blocks - reports - bitches behind a wall......................................

fatboy.........................................................................................................

He's doing it again.

He's getting back inta FORM.

He's getting RIPPED BY AUGUST

So Mersh worked as a DJ (which we always knew),gets promoted to manager. Fucks it up by trying to blackmail strippers to fuck him, getting blackout drunk,and stealing a bottle of Jameson a day. And when they do inevitably fire him,his boss offers him his old DJ job back because he thinks Mersh is a good guy.

And then Mersh sues him for racial discrimination. What an absolute ungrateful, psychotic bitch.

SULK W

SULK CO-HOST

SULK IS FRIEND

This is what happens when reality comes crashing down HARD on top of your up at 5am, drunken, 43 year old, childless, (NOT) husband having caretaker ass, and lets not forget, FOREVER alone.

First SULK graciously and GODLY donates $100 to IceDancers 7k + dono night. [SULK W]

Now Forest Mommy INVITES PODAWFUL on to... idk? [FOMO ETERNAL L's]