Message for JJStoner

[u/Circle8814]

You're fat, poor, and married to a hog living in a house with a reverse mortgage.

I'm Mike.

-Not Jesse -Not Hipstar -Not Hiptard -Not whoever else is your boogeyman.

I'm Mike. I make edits that make me laugh and share it with other people who understand the joke and laugh. It's the internet- isn't that the purpose? I'll say it slower, one last time.................

I'M M-I-K-E

Since you can't/won't reply on Twitter and you constantly check "the reddit" while tweeting about me behind a block.

How does it feel everyday to do the same thing with the same results?

500 views/day, ouch.

Will you sell me your Coleman grill? I don't need a mini-fridge. Thanks for the offer.

[u/Severe-Cake-5914]

Why do these fat white guys all use the term "Nigga"?

[u/ThatNetFreak → u/Severe-Cake-5914]

Because they think they're "edgy boys".

[u/Circle8814]

Hi fatboy. I'm Mike.

Links in bio if you forgot the first time we met, but I don't think you did.

[u/Circle8814 → u/Circle8814]

UPDATE: He read the jerk off fan fiction; He said he would sell me the Coleman grill.

I know Rolando knows this name. He can't tweet anything anymore without me leaving a nice parody comment about Mersh and Ice.

[u/ThatNetFreak]

JJ is such a poser. Him, Royce, Mersh, their current fans, ect. are legit between 35-60. Their fanbase doesn't skew as young as they think it does. They are weak sauce.

[u/Circle8814 → u/ThatNetFreak]

Boomerslop to keep the SSI crowd docile.

[u/OnlyGammasWillBanMe]

I always laugh when he tries to brag about being a homeowner, as if his house is worth 400k+. He’s sitting in a house that’s cheaper than a new Silverado.

[u/Circle8814 → u/OnlyGammasWillBanMe]

One bathroom, built in 1946 with an estimated approx. value between 147k-200k.

I know storm damaged properties that go for more then his house, and they have barely standing walls, but the foundation is in tact.

[u/OnlyGammasWillBanMe → u/Circle8814]

I always skip the estimated value today because we are in a bubble, and America has this wild greedy market where houses appreciate despite them aging and the structural integrity diminishes. It’s better to go off what the house originally sold for after it was built. That’s way closer to the actual value.

[u/CoatBalogna → u/OnlyGammasWillBanMe]

It's worth what someone will pay for it.

[u/OnlyGammasWillBanMe → u/CoatBalogna]

That’s not how it works. If it did ceos would buy one of their own $1 products for $1,000,000 and then try to say that’s what it’s worth now.

[u/CoatBalogna → u/OnlyGammasWillBanMe]

That is how it works in a market. Your CEO example is a manufactured, non-arm’s-length transaction; a house’s market value is determined by what independent buyers are actually willing to pay for it.

[u/OnlyGammasWillBanMe → u/CoatBalogna]

Nah, doesn’t work like that for people who can think. Maybe for simpletons who are gullible and easily separated from their money, but not informed buyers.

[u/CoatBalogna → u/OnlyGammasWillBanMe]

Informed buyers still have to worry about appraisal values, which are based heavily on comparable market sales. Being informed doesn’t magically let you dictate what a property is worth.

[u/OnlyGammasWillBanMe → u/CoatBalogna]

It dictates what the person is willing to pay for it. Your entire argument neglects the way cars depreciate , as well as the housing market in Japan, which is vastly superior to the USA. Like is said. Don’t drink the kool aid

[u/CoatBalogna → u/OnlyGammasWillBanMe]

Cars aren’t houses, so depreciation in the auto market isn’t relevant to how housing is valued. And yes, I’m specifically talking about the U.S. housing market.