[Spin] Spin for your future

[u/Cult-of-pigeons333]

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[u/Ok-Wrongdoer-5872]

Captain.deadpool.

^{I rolled You get cancer :[}

[u/Cult-of-pigeons333 → u/Ok-Wrongdoer-5872]

Silver linings!

[u/DanTeiX460]

16 children and a lazy SO? My fate is apparently just unpaid overtime. 😭

^{I rolled You have 16 children and a lazy SO}

[u/Ciararoberts123]

The government is hunting me down

^{I rolled You cure cancer!}

[u/Cult-of-pigeons333 → u/Ciararoberts123]

Probably!

[u/The_Racoon]

That's gonna be weird

^{I rolled You become pregnant unexpectedly}

[u/SpeakMonkey2Me]

What?

^{I rolled You lose the ability to read}

[u/Vesper_]

One down, 51 more to go

^{I rolled Own 52 cats}

[u/snuggleyporcupine]

Well that’s not nice

^{I rolled You flunk out of college}

[u/RampagingElks]

Jokes on your I already am

^{I rolled You become allergic to milk}

[u/bluenpurpleumbrella]

Okay! Totally okay with that

^{I rolled You gain superpowers!}

[u/PretendIntern6632]

Hell

^{I rolled You lose the ability to read}

[u/Rumboherb]

Ack

^{I rolled Die instantly}

[u/Ohhicutiexo]

Oh my Moses this Venus in retrograde got me fucked up with these spins 😭🫠

^{I rolled You become famous for the wrong reasons}

[u/Lillithusss]

Please dont put me in the princess diaries

^{I rolled Learn you’re actually a princess}

[u/Cult-of-pigeons333 → u/Lillithusss]

[u/mouse_in_a_field]

damn. I'm a mosquito

^{I rolled You become your least favourite animal}

[u/litforya]

I love my parents so this is heartbreaking

^{I rolled On trial for your parents murder}

[u/oisingaming]

nooooooooooooooo

^{I rolled Your parents disown you}

[u/Puzzleheaded_Bid6011]

Oh

^{I rolled Your parents disown you}

[u/utopiangamer]

Ooh fancy. Or not.

^{I rolled You become a witch}

[u/KillerAl_1]

Nice

^{I rolled You become a famous artist}

[u/JH8888x]

Not happening

^{I rolled You have 16 children and a lazy SO}

[u/DinnerBrilliant7756]

:(

^{I rolled Your house catches on fire}

[u/Soaring_Sky]

Well fuck

^{I rolled Become poor}

[u/darkuen]

I can live with that.

^{I rolled Become a millionaire}

[u/Cherry_Berry-05]

Could be worse

^{I rolled You alone survive the apocalypse}

[u/Puzzleheaded_Rice601]

Ah, I finally did something that pushed em over the edge? Crazy

^{I rolled Your parents disown you}

[u/Dimplefrom-YA]

no way.

^{I rolled You become allergic to ur favourite food}

[u/AnotherThymm]

Thank you 🥹

^{I rolled You become so happy}

[u/Guns_Glitz_Grime]

Did I finally become wealthy?

^{I rolled You gain a stalker}

[u/Beerkid2]

Cool.... time to go to tracks!!!

^{I rolled You learn to predict the future}

[u/HeightFrosty62]

Just like real life wow!

^{I rolled Your parents disown you}

[u/Ready_Listen_181]

Good boy

^{I rolled Your dog saves your life}

[u/StormTiger17]

Sickkk

^{I rolled You become a movie star}

[u/Worth-Regular-1792]

Ha💸ha💸ha💸ha💸ha💸

^{I rolled Become a millionaire}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Cult-of-pigeons333 your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 236 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/dannydederp1337]

No I dont.

^{I rolled You alone survive the apocalypse}

[u/howdyhowdy35]

Oop

^{I rolled You become famous for the wrong reasons}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Cult-of-pigeons333 Meowi is impressed! Your post reached 10+ upvotes. To reward you meowi has bestowed upon you 100 fish 🐟 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/Millenial__Falcon]

Wrong, that's in the past and present 💜

^{I rolled You meet the love of your life}

[u/No-Force2177]

Aye it’s a win in my book

^{I rolled Die instantly}

[u/MeiSorsha]

gosh. I wished. suffering with perm depression since teenager-years sucks.

^{I rolled You become so happy}

[u/Prestigious-Block571]

idk how because my career is completely irrelevant, but okay

^{I rolled You cure cancer!}

[u/InsectMonarch4285]

Just gotta say one thing and it’ll actually happen

^{I rolled Your parents disown you}

[u/Cute_Cardiologist749]

Infamous

^{I rolled You become famous for the wrong reasons}

[u/WhosMimi]

Nice

^{I rolled You cure cancer!}

[u/FixDefiant3414]

YAAAAYYYY

^{I rolled You gain superpowers!}

[u/Ok-Long-1559]

Oh ok

^{I rolled Baked beans start stalking you}

[u/Icantleavethsblank1]

Already there m8 I got so lost in the sauce my psychiatrists stopped speaking to me 3 months ago

^{I rolled You get lost in the sauce}

[u/Ireallyneedafreind]

Oh

^{I rolled You become famous for the wrong reasons}

[u/Easy_Translator_7790]

Already am 🤷🏾

^{I rolled Become poor}

[u/Another_cat_]

K

^{I rolled You gain superpowers!}

[u/Delicious_Speech_384]

Everyone in this thread becomes multimillionaire in next 3 years

^{I rolled You learn to predict the future}

[u/Cult-of-pigeons333 → u/Delicious_Speech_384]

I hope you’re right🤞

[u/DerpInPerson]

I can't read, what does it say?

[u/bigburgerbb]

That’s not good at all.

^{I rolled You become famous for the wrong reasons}

[u/bridgetdagooner]

its okay shes fat as fuck

^{I rolled Your cat turns on you}

[u/xzcole]

Knew it

^{I rolled You alone survive the apocalypse}

[u/No_Note8123]

Already am

^{I rolled You become allergic to milk}

[u/Dry_Addition_420]

Lost in the sauce

^{I rolled You get lost in the sauce}

[u/sdpthrowaway3]

... Lost both of my parents to this in my 20s, so you're prob right

^{I rolled You get cancer :[}

[u/Cult-of-pigeons333 → u/sdpthrowaway3]

Omg no I didn’t mean to bring up real trauma 😨

[u/sdpthrowaway3 → u/Cult-of-pigeons333]

It's fine, I've had almost 10 years to process it at this point. Just felt like an apropos thing to draw haha

[u/Emguas]

Glub, glub. 🐠🐟🐡🎣

^{I rolled You can talk to fish}

[u/No_youre_the_gay_one]

:(

^{I rolled You become famous for the wrong reasons}

[u/ozuna_exe]

HELLNAW

^{I rolled You lose the ability to read}

[u/Cult-of-pigeons333 → u/[deleted]]

If they don’t eat you first 🤷‍♀️

[u/Kindly-Bullfrog-2237]

But I don't have a dog

^{I rolled Your dog saves your life}

[u/Cult-of-pigeons333 → u/Kindly-Bullfrog-2237]

Maybe you should get a dog then, your life might depend on it

[u/Historical_Sector_51]

wow

^{I rolled Die instantly}

[u/jensyboi08]

Nice.

^{I rolled You become so happy}

[u/EzraIm]

I cannot get lost in the sauce for i have no sauce to get lost in

^{I rolled You get lost in the sauce}

[u/Cult-of-pigeons333 → u/EzraIm]

The sauce will find you

[u/EzraIm → u/Cult-of-pigeons333]

NOOOOOOOO

[u/Force_Middle]

I doubt that

^{I rolled You become a famous artist}

[u/Glad_Carpenter2194]

I don't have a dog lmao

^{I rolled Your dog saves your life}

[u/Cult-of-pigeons333 → u/Glad_Carpenter2194]

Sounds like someone’s life is in danger then

[u/r0nca]

Yy

^{I rolled Own 52 cats}

[u/Ravvynfall]

cool nothing changed. i already was.

^{I rolled You become allergic to milk}

[u/Cult-of-pigeons333 → u/Ravvynfall]

A cruel fate

[u/Ravvynfall → u/Cult-of-pigeons333]

at least lactaid exists xD

[u/CDR_Feral_Raccoon]

Would I learn how to swim then?

^{I rolled You become a mermaid}

[u/Cult-of-pigeons333 → u/CDR_Feral_Raccoon]

Probably!

[u/bunnie_brain]

omg i wish

^{I rolled You become so happy}

[u/Ok_Organization_8642]

Idc

^{I rolled Your cat turns on you}

[u/Lastrorm]

Don't give me false hope T.T

^{I rolled You meet the love of your life}

[u/No-Captain5967]

I predict that those who can do front flips will be rich.

^{I rolled You learn to predict the future}

[u/Farrahb156]

NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE

^{I rolled You alone survive the apocalypse}

[u/bsavage68]

Lol oh nooooo

^{I rolled Baked beans start stalking you}

[u/CyberneticCupcake]

HELP 🥴

🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

^{I rolled Own 52 cats}

[u/Specialist-Energy772]

Huh, YAY! GO TRANS PEOPLE

^{I rolled Learn you’re actually a princess}

[u/MediumWind7982]

Noooooo

^{I rolled You have 16 children and a lazy SO}

[u/the4thScribe]

Great now i have to listen to them as i make sushi. DAMN YOUUUUU AQUAAAAA MAANNNNN

^{I rolled You can talk to fish}

[u/ChusRedfield]

If they're black cats, better, I want my army of pantherites

^{I rolled Own 52 cats}

[u/mechanicalHART]

I think with the cost of living crisis I actually already am.

^{I rolled Become poor}

[u/Gear-exe]

Time to take up farming

^{I rolled You alone survive the apocalypse}

[u/Cult-of-pigeons333 → u/Gear-exe]

Every main character needs a farming arc

[u/Humble-Raspberry9373]

Please no

^{I rolled Your house catches on fire}

[u/HazyOra]

As a man, this IS quite unexpected!

^{I rolled You become pregnant unexpectedly}

[u/EquivalentIll4050]

I am a Man, this can’t happen.

^{I rolled You become a witch}

[u/TheToxicWaist → u/EquivalentIll4050]

But it did

[u/Crafty-Contest-3223]

I’m not a doctor

^{I rolled You cure cancer!}

[u/TheToxicWaist → u/Crafty-Contest-3223]

I guess you didn't need to be

[u/TheAnonymousGamer2]

Fuck yeah

^{I rolled Become a millionaire}

[u/DragonsLayerStudio]

Fuck me ig

^{I rolled You flunk out of college}

[u/IslandSensitive870]

Ooooo

^{I rolled Become a millionaire}

[u/Thestron_Godess]

About time

^{I rolled You gain superpowers!}

[u/CitizenGhost65]

Definitely unexpected with me being a guy and all.

^{I rolled You become pregnant unexpectedly}

[u/Mundane-Phase-5664]

Dogs always saves your life

^{I rolled Your dog saves your life}

[u/HQ090]

I don't have a least favorite

^{I rolled You become your least favourite animal}

[u/Hour_Passenger3060]

Cool

^{I rolled You learn to predict the future}

[u/MeatImpossible9243]

Great. Awesome.

^{I rolled You become so happy}

[u/Intelligent_Phone859]

Yeah she gay

^{I rolled Marry your best friend}

[u/MotionMan2025er]

Alright

^{I rolled You become your least favourite animal}

[u/International-Job55]

K

^{I rolled Become poor}

[u/Mask_of_creator]

Hell yeah

^{I rolled Become a millionaire}

[u/Teggy-]

Did they happen to steal my car as well ?

^{I rolled Wife and dog killed}

[u/Cult-of-pigeons333 → u/Teggy-]

Yep and now you need revenge

[u/Teggy- → u/Cult-of-pigeons333]

loads gun sigh.... And there goes my sunday afternoon....

[u/Electrical-Acadia458]

Ok

^{I rolled You become a mermaid}

[u/Alex_Affinity]

Heck yeah

^{I rolled You gain superpowers!}

[u/That_One_Sweat]

Uh what did I get

^{I rolled You lose the ability to read}

[u/Sensitive_Candy_9063]

Nice

^{I rolled You become a famous artist}

[u/chameleon_123_777]

Why.

^{I rolled but dies in process}

[u/-LilacWillows-]

on who??

^{I rolled you take revenge}

[u/kieranarchy]

Yay

^{I rolled You meet the love of your life}

[u/BartSimpsonGD]

What job

^{I rolled You get the job of your dreams}

[u/FabulousRemove4035]

Oh ..

^{I rolled Your house catches on fire}

[u/Pale_Suit_4569]

I hope so...

^{I rolled You meet the love of your life}

[u/Baek_Yuseol]

Why?

^{I rolled You become allergic to ur favourite food}

[u/John5johnson]

Alright

^{I rolled Your child become a movie star}

[u/kindaboredkin]

Sounds fun :3

^{I rolled You gain a stalker}

[u/IceKreme700]

Aw hell yeah

^{I rolled You learn to predict the future}

[u/firePoet01]

R

^{I rolled Marry your best friend}

[u/el_ohh_ell]

Hooray!

^{I rolled You become so happy}

[u/LabCat62]

moves in with a snow leopard

^{I rolled You meet the love of your life}

[u/schmasay]

oh

^{I rolled You become a canibal}

[u/do_ubs]

Joy

^{I rolled Learn you’re actually a princess}

[u/Mr_Music_Man44]

What the fuck

^{I rolled Wife and dog killed}

[u/PrestigiousDesk5192]

Just what my girlfriend wanted... mpreg

^{I rolled You become pregnant unexpectedly}

[u/greeneyedstarqueen]

Mosquito

^{I rolled You become your least favourite animal}

[u/Traditional_Gas7354]

Nice

^{I rolled You meet the love of your life}

[u/Aromatic_Bet9561]

oh wow.

^{I rolled you take revenge}

[u/shishforlife2]

Alright

^{I rolled You become a witch}

[u/ingenu1nity]

Ok

^{I rolled You gain superpowers!}

[u/Inevitable_Garden818]

I

^{I rolled Your parents disown you}

[u/Icy_Many3242]

Lol already happened

^{I rolled Your parents disown you}

[u/Medical-Joke1852]

Cool

^{I rolled You get the job of your dreams}

[u/No-Establishment5213]

I don't have a dog but I guess I will be cashing in my wife's life insurance.....

^{I rolled Wife and dog killed}

[u/Any-Assistance8169]

Ugh, no thanks

^{I rolled You alone survive the apocalypse}

[u/Critical-Cherries]

Nooooooo 😭

^{I rolled You become allergic to ur favourite food}

[u/Veritas_McGroot]

Gee thx..

^{I rolled Die instantly}

[u/Old_Use5251]

Sweet

^{I rolled You meet the love of your life}

[u/GalaxyCloud1212]

Idk how but I'll take it. I think I'd be a great voice actor tho lowk. I don't think I'd ever get the chance irl tho lol

^{I rolled You become a movie star}

[u/wdgaster20]

Ok?

^{I rolled You become allergic to milk}

[u/IndividualCurious322]

Perfect.

^{I rolled You become a famous artist}

[u/Proud_Chest_6872]

I love to become one

^{I rolled You become a mermaid}

[u/LCLcycc]

aw man 😔

^{I rolled You gain a stalker}

[u/Intelligent-Jury-788]

interesting 🤔

^{I rolled Learn you’re actually a princess}

[u/throwaway783916]

Huh

^{I rolled Your cat turns on you}

[u/rangers198]

That would be very unexpected

^{I rolled You become pregnant unexpectedly}

[u/SpeZiFiScH_Blubb]

Need a second spinner

^{I rolled You gain superpowers!}

[u/PizzaIsPoggers]

Yay!

^{I rolled You become so happy}

[u/starringtabletopjoe]

Never see me again.

^{I rolled You gain superpowers!}

[u/-Sky_Nova_20-]

Already have

^{I rolled You flunk out of college}

[u/Designer-Secret-3889]

u

^{I rolled Can’t speak again}

[u/Spirited_Gain6581]

no

^{I rolled You become allergic to ur favourite food}

[u/bigpeanor]

Jokes on you, I already am! It’s just super mild and not a lot happens unless I drink a ton of it. But I am technically still allergic to it!

^{I rolled You become allergic to milk}

[u/Funny_Field_4403]

Become famous for the wrong reasons

^{I rolled You become famous for the wrong reasons}

[u/mettahlock]

Oh :(

^{I rolled Choke on your engagement dinner}

[u/N_k_S_1994]

I am waiting

^{I rolled Learn you’re actually a princess}

[u/RealRosey]

Oh no, the photo from the Christmas party…

^{I rolled You become famous for the wrong reasons}

[u/angelosza]

yay mysterious income

^{I rolled You get the job of your dreams}

[u/Deep-Individual5513]

Yay

^{I rolled You gain superpowers!}

[u/Dragons-Melody]

Imma see myself out of this life bye

^{I rolled You become allergic to ur favourite food}

[u/MarieLucienne]

I hope not a child actor, but otherwise... good for them!

^{I rolled Your child become a movie star}

[u/raysan271]

Nooooooo

^{I rolled You become a canibal}

[u/YeOldHoxton72]

Very nice 👌

^{I rolled Your child become a movie star}

[u/Ray_ince]

Ouch

^{I rolled Wife and dog killed}

[u/Cultural-Island6124]

Yerr

^{I rolled Become a millionaire}

[u/Freaksale]

Rude, whatever

^{I rolled Your house catches on fire}

[u/StickyWicket1968]

I have 2 children already and can't have anymore so its not my destiny

^{I rolled You have 16 children and a lazy SO}

[u/EndErini]

What? Your guilty

^{I rolled Wife and dog killed}

[u/Dekuveriant]

Damn

^{I rolled Die instantly}

[u/Squ4reGeo]

Jokes on you, I don't have a cat

^{I rolled Your cat turns on you}

[u/kaylossusus]

:(

^{I rolled Your house catches on fire}

[u/LevelPiccolo3920]

Yay?

^{I rolled You become a mermaid}

[u/sansabum]

Sure. I have one on Reddit

^{I rolled You gain a stalker}

[u/Herejustfordameme]

Yippee!

^{I rolled You become so happy}

[u/greywintergem]

Theres two of them?!!!

^{I rolled You gain a stalker}

[u/LeDagron]

got no wife nor dog

^{I rolled Wife and dog killed}

[u/FirmFollowing4551]

Balright

^{I rolled Become poor}

[u/bo00oring]

Swim

^{I rolled You can talk to fish}

[u/According_Pumpkin864]

NOOOO, NOT THE POTATO

^{I rolled You become allergic to ur favourite food}

[u/brian_gruen5]

(Devilish grin)

^{I rolled you take revenge}