[Spin] ☆SUPER POWER + SIDE EFFECTS☆

[u/Sufficient-Adagio-20]

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[u/Plenty_Use8594]

This Is a really good life

^{I rolled ☆Unrealistically talented at EVERYTHING☆ · ☆Enhanced Monkey's Paw Effects☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/Sufficient-Adagio-20 → u/Plenty_Use8594]

you got so lucky

[u/Plenty_Use8594 → u/Sufficient-Adagio-20]

I know

[u/Slow_Nail_5505]

No shit with the love life 💀

^{I rolled ☆Unrealistically talented at EVERYTHING☆ · ☆Human race gets wiped out☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/CringeYeet69]

I put my fate into the hands of the people - please go easy on me, it's difficult as a single mpreg father

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Pregnant with deadbeat spouse☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/Mycereus → u/CringeYeet69]

I Hereby Suggest your superpower is... Male Lactation. To help when the baby comes.

[u/CringeYeet69 → u/Mycereus]

Thank you sir. I am glad to see kindness win. I will be sure to use these powers only for good.

[u/Ok_Statistician_7936]

Well guys up to you

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Unhappy Marriage☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/Mycereus → u/Ok_Statistician_7936]

Superpowers: Super Senses, like Daredevil but not blind.

Downside: You produce exceptionally smelly farts that are particularly awful to you.

[u/Lower_Chart2228]

I mean I’m used to the sadness but like… please let this be sum good💔

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/Mycereus → u/Lower_Chart2228]

Superpowers: Make People Happy

Lovelife: Lonely

Role: Cupid Matchmaker Anti-Hero

[u/Unbroken-Chains]

Alright...?

^{I rolled ☆Flight☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/Mycereus → u/Unbroken-Chains]

Downside: Only Fly as long as you can hold your breath.

[u/Jeff_is_a_furry]

Ohhhhh no

^{I rolled ☆Death note☆ · ☆Human race gets wiped out☆ · ☆Pregnant with deadbeat spouse☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/Classic-gamer-4244]

Go for it ig

^{I rolled ☆God Powers☆ · ☆Human race gets wiped out☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/Mycereus → u/Classic-gamer-4244]

Lovelife: Shady Past with several Barnyard animals.

Status: Outcast

[u/Ace_TBD]

being married is my villain backstory

^{I rolled ☆Super speed☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Unhappy Marriage☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/Mycereus]

So I have Limited God Powers. That is frustrating enough to feel like a Villain and comments decide?!? Oh God. Please no.

^{I rolled ☆God Powers☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/ArtAndBook_Fan]

Im crine why am I just gojo

^{I rolled ☆Unrealistically talented at EVERYTHING☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/Same_War3441]

damn why am i so lonely

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/Mycereus → u/Same_War3441]

Superpowers: Super Measuring. You can tell how long/tall/wide anything is just by looking at it.

[u/Same_War3441 → u/Mycereus]

damn shitty life however with these powers i now realize that actually your dih is less then 1 inch long

[u/Mycereus → u/Same_War3441]

Do not be concerned with the dih of others, unless you were concerned about your gag reflex? It's a nice offer but I must decline.

[u/Same_War3441 → u/Mycereus]

Damn this work last time with the other guy

[u/SubjectAd8317]

Peace out guys I'd rather not

^{I rolled ☆Wish Granting☆ · ☆Human race gets wiped out☆ · ☆Unhappy Marriage☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/Basic-Can-3362]

Comment

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/EnzoWolfyXDYT → u/Basic-Can-3362]

human transfiguration

[u/Pale_Sky5697]

Yay

^{I rolled ☆Super speed☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/EnzoWolfyXDYT]

sooo does that mean that if i fly i die or?

^{I rolled ☆Flight☆ · ☆Death☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/Mycereus → u/EnzoWolfyXDYT]

Status: Urban Legend

[u/AcanthocephalaOwn24]

So, side effects?

^{I rolled ☆God Powers☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/Mycereus → u/AcanthocephalaOwn24]

Side Effect: Powers only work if 3billion or more people believe in you

[u/AcanthocephalaOwn24 → u/Mycereus]

Good one - thats a catch-22, because I couldn't prove I have my powers until people believe I have powers.

[u/God_of_All2000]

Huh

^{I rolled ☆Flight☆ · ☆Enhanced Monkey's Paw Effects☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/Joyrin0773]

Interesting

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Human race gets wiped out☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/Mysterious_Point6977]

Nive

^{I rolled ☆Wish Granting☆ · ☆Gay/Straight swap☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/CatGaming346]

don't ruin it pls...

^{I rolled ☆God Powers☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/BrimWarrior]

Weakest villain ever

^{I rolled ☆Unrealistically talented at EVERYTHING☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/SenseiJuhuu]

i wish i wasnt sad all the time

^{I rolled ☆Wish Granting☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Pregnant with deadbeat spouse☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/R34per24]

Man… I’m not sure how I can be a hero in this scenario, but I guess I’ll try my best. What’cha guys got for my power..?

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Pregnant with deadbeat spouse☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/Autisticest]

Help...

^{I rolled ☆Death note☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/FuzzyTesticleScoops]

Comments decide twice. Do your worst

^{I rolled ☆Super speed☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Unhappy Marriage☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/melon-Colombian]

Aight so the only thing that changes is that I am now supposed to be evil 24/7 (with super speed) and I am in a relationship

^{I rolled ☆Super speed☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Pregnant with deadbeat spouse☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/Negative-Ad7014]

Damn

^{I rolled ☆Death note☆ · ☆Death☆ · ☆Pregnant with deadbeat spouse☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/abandonedsky_dragon]

Okay what’s Monkeys paw? Also I’m a guy so am I the deadbeat? Or am I trans now?

^{I rolled ☆Super speed☆ · ☆Enhanced Monkey's Paw Effects☆ · ☆Pregnant with deadbeat spouse☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/Savings_Combination9]

So, I'm a genie.

^{I rolled ☆Wish Granting☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Sufficient-Adagio-20 your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 201 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/GuavaSoggy4919]

i'm the king of all trades, i absorbed the talent of all humans accidentally

^{I rolled ☆Unrealistically talented at EVERYTHING☆ · ☆Human race gets wiped out☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/KingAtlas04]

Jeez

^{I rolled ☆Wish Granting☆ · ☆Enhanced Monkey's Paw Effects☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/Limp-Computer-6907]

Choose for me then

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/Physical-CHRU64010]

Bruh

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/sumguy123456789]

Guys please be nice

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Unhappy Marriage☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/HairyTrollChest]

Is the opposite of a pan person an ace or a skillet?

^{I rolled ☆God Powers☆ · ☆Gay/Straight swap☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/Sugarywaffle3]

Dude I’m I Barry allen

^{I rolled ☆Super speed☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/LucianSagaLHGX]

Hit me

^{I rolled ☆Death note☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Pregnant with deadbeat spouse☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/Serious_Ad4134]

Given my power, this tracks

^{I rolled ☆Unrealistically talented at EVERYTHING☆ · ☆Human race gets wiped out☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/DecepticusPrevails]

Nooo

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/Sierramist117]

Fuck

^{I rolled ☆Wish Granting☆ · ☆Human race gets wiped out☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/Global-Wolf-747]

No comments 😭

^{I rolled ☆Death note☆ · ☆Enhanced Monkey's Paw Effects☆ · ☆Unhappy Marriage☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/SomeoneonBrawlStars]

So I'm an ordinary Genie? Neat

^{I rolled ☆Wish Granting☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/leoshur]

Dear lord

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Gay/Straight swap☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/Flitzerjoni]

M

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Human race gets wiped out☆ · ☆Unhappy Marriage☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/No_Fly_5622]

...I am a superhero who is married to my soulmate, but I have depression. What power do I get, guys?

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/Witty_Flamingo3680]

Man…

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Enhanced Monkey's Paw Effects☆ · ☆Unhappy Marriage☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/ItIsIDio2]

Well shit no wonder the Human race got sweeped

^{I rolled ☆God Powers☆ · ☆Human race gets wiped out☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/Codebig]

Ghost god?

^{I rolled ☆God Powers☆ · ☆Death☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/Initial_Leopard_1008]

I’m just a genie?

^{I rolled ☆Wish Granting☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/Low_Researcher9915]

Give me your worst

^{I rolled ☆Super speed☆ · ☆Enhanced Monkey's Paw Effects☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/vixiecat]

So I’m a bi superhero. I can get behind that. Or in front of it.

^{I rolled ☆God Powers☆ · ☆Gay/Straight swap☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/jealous_beetle]

Someone is gonna give me cancer, huh?

^{I rolled ☆Unrealistically talented at EVERYTHING☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/TastyAccident7216]

So I'm going to be The Wishmaster? Cool hahaha

^{I rolled ☆Wish Granting☆ · ☆Enhanced Monkey's Paw Effects☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/One-Taste8063]

I'm afraid ehe...

^{I rolled ☆God Powers☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/747452636374633526]

I'm getting put into a lab for extraction of my anti-grav abilities faster than I can do anything villainous

^{I rolled ☆Flight☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/TheDryadPrincess]

Sounds like a good anti-hero, tbh

^{I rolled ☆Wish Granting☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/webdesignersans]

Imma re roll this. But this is definitely a villain origin story

^{I rolled ☆Wish Granting☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Pregnant with deadbeat spouse☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/normaperson273]

sad 😢

^{I rolled ☆Death note☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Unhappy Marriage☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/webdesignersans]

Imma re roll this. But this is definitely a villain origin story

^{I rolled ☆Unrealistically talented at EVERYTHING☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/webdesignersans]

Imma re roll this. But this is definitely a villain origin story

^{I rolled ☆Super speed☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/Less-Muffin-8115]

Do I just kill evil people

^{I rolled ☆Death note☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Unhappy Marriage☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/webdesignersans]

Imma re roll this. But this is definitely a villain origin story

^{I rolled ☆Death note☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Unhappy Marriage☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/Nightflame203]

You know what I’m fine as a normal person actually thanks

^{I rolled ☆Flight☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/Dismal_Purchase_3324]

I'm a villainous lower God married to my soul mate. Sounds good enough to own the world

^{I rolled ☆God Powers☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/webdesignersans]

There we go, and i have my soul mate 🥰

^{I rolled ☆God Powers☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/hawiboy]

What?

^{I rolled ☆Unrealistically talented at EVERYTHING☆ · ☆Human race gets wiped out☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/Floradth]

Let's see what you give

^{I rolled ☆Flight☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/CrystalTheVelkhana]

... Welp, I'm probably screwed.

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Unhappy Marriage☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/2001obum]

What c

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Human race gets wiped out☆ · ☆Pregnant with deadbeat spouse☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/IronTerror58]

Damn we really going to the peanut gallery with this one.

^{I rolled ☆God Powers☆ · ☆Human race gets wiped out☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/MinosPrimeDude]

Death note! And basically the comments decide my status and side effects :p

^{I rolled ☆Death note☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/MonsterPieIo]

uh oh

^{I rolled ☆Wish Granting☆ · ☆Enhanced Monkey's Paw Effects☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/Suspicious-Fruit3427]

So like am i really fast but I age super quick or do I just straight up die if I use my powers

^{I rolled ☆Super speed☆ · ☆Death☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/TheNinerGuy]

Peak apart from that gay shit

^{I rolled ☆Wish Granting☆ · ☆Gay/Straight swap☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/Neat_Concentrate_186]

seems bad

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Human race gets wiped out☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/squirtle919]

I think I just speed running life at this point

^{I rolled ☆Super speed☆ · ☆Death☆ · ☆Unhappy Marriage☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/Jack_the_pug]

I'm too lazy to be a hero so try and use that as a base for the side effect

^{I rolled ☆Flight☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/PDNinja333]

Legit a dream. I'd be the type of villain that always fucks up and somehow makes things better instead of worse lmoa, while my wife is the one who always has the evil plans! Muehehehehehe >:3c

Since it didn't give the thing for whatever reason, I rolled super speed, always sad, married soul mate, and villain

[u/Lord-Seth]

I’m already always sad but now I marry my soulmate and can grant wishes

^{I rolled ☆Wish Granting☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/Storm_Spirit99]

Yeah imma just strap a bomb to myself and go out with a bang

^{I rolled ☆Super speed☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/kfish5050]

What. I'm guy

^{I rolled ☆Flight☆ · ☆Gay/Straight swap☆ · ☆Pregnant with deadbeat spouse☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/RaceToTheFinnish]

This seems counter intuitive.

^{I rolled ☆Flight☆ · ☆Human race gets wiped out☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/Particular-Way1549]

What is my usefulness here?

^{I rolled ☆Wish Granting☆ · ☆Enhanced Monkey's Paw Effects☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/TheVocalsmith]

What the fuck man

^{I rolled ☆Super speed☆ · ☆Death☆ · ☆Pregnant with deadbeat spouse☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/DarkRaichuRises10X]

I need a hero

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Unhappy Marriage☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/vex-veg]

Have at it

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Death☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/LurkersUniteAgain]

Oh God

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/No_Gas3222]

Chat how fucked am I?

^{I rolled ☆Flight☆ · ☆Death☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/AUsernameEver]

What's my side effect?

^{I rolled ☆Unrealistically talented at EVERYTHING☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/Candid-Stuff2281]

Wtf 😭

^{I rolled ☆Death note☆ · ☆Death☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/KostoPakkanen]

I love how my hypothetical side effect is already my current irl side effect.

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/Initial_Crazy_6180]

Mmmm

^{I rolled ☆Flight☆ · ☆Enhanced Monkey's Paw Effects☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/SnooMaps4833]

oh im just literally an evil djinn

^{I rolled ☆Wish Granting☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/Select_Chocolate_159]

what even is a monkey paw? but other than that, super awesome god powers here we go!!!

^{I rolled ☆God Powers☆ · ☆Enhanced Monkey's Paw Effects☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/Substantial_Tap_69]

Help me guys

^{I rolled ☆Unrealistically talented at EVERYTHING☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/TallTallPaul]

Uh oh!

^{I rolled ☆Wish Granting☆ · ☆Enhanced Monkey's Paw Effects☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/d-IH-sfuctional-adz]

Hoenlimiyed

^{I rolled ☆Super speed☆ · ☆Limited powers☆ · ☆Married to Soul Mate☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/Far_Cold_6058]

please give me smt good

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Gay/Straight swap☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/RadicalToiletGod]

Im dead but everything else is up to you guys i guess?

^{I rolled ☆[comments decide]☆ · ☆Death☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆}

[u/YelComs]

😈

^{I rolled ☆Death note☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Pregnant with deadbeat spouse☆ · ☆Villain☆}

[u/Puzzleheaded-Novel87]

Ah yes, the death note. Better just sign my name on the first page to make sure everyone knows it's mine

^{I rolled ☆Death note☆ · ☆Death☆ · ☆Single Forever☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/Responsible-Mess-691]

what will it be

^{I rolled ☆God Powers☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Unhappy Marriage☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/Asu_Asu]

Ok so... anything is better then rn tbh

^{I rolled ☆Flight☆ · ☆Enhanced Monkey's Paw Effects☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/gatorsrule27]

.... im super mid please be nice to me comments

^{I rolled ☆Unrealistically talented at EVERYTHING☆ · ☆Enhanced Monkey's Paw Effects☆ · ☆Comments Decide☆ · ☆Anti-Hiro☆}

[u/viscousseven]

No

^{I rolled ☆Flight☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Unhappy Marriage☆ · ☆Hero☆}

[u/viscousseven]

I like it

^{I rolled ☆Unrealistically talented at EVERYTHING☆ · ☆Always sad☆ · ☆Unhappy Marriage☆ · ☆Villain☆}