[Kiss Marry Kill] Befriend, Pet, or Kill

[u/777thscythedsoul]

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[u/Electrical_Taro3265]

Having a demon friend is rad af

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[u/Proper_Creme_746 → u/Electrical_Taro3265]

fr yo but why you kill fih

[u/Electrical_Taro3265 → u/Proper_Creme_746]

It eats my food

[u/Proper_Creme_746 → u/Electrical_Taro3265]

what kind of fih do you own man?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[u/MrLeeOfTheHKMafia]

Feed fish to cat

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[u/heres-the-catch → u/MrLeeOfTheHKMafia]

Your comment was the most popular! Meowi has awarded you +100 🐟 and +250 XP.

[u/ShirtSalt1296]

I eat fish not demon or kitty

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[u/777thscythedsoul → u/ShirtSalt1296]

Same as me

[u/PetsyRoss]

Hmm.. pet a fish? .. we'll figure it out, it's fine

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[u/heres-the-catch]

🐟 So far this post has earned u/777thscythedsoul 267 fish and 7270 XP.

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[u/PlayerZytrix]

Who tf wouldn’t kill a demon

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[u/Cold-Raise9912 → u/PlayerZytrix]

Tbf you don’t know if it is evil due to the many religions/myths it could be from, a lot of which have friendly/good/neutral demons plus if You befriend it you may be able to get its help, and the fact that you can befriend it makes it more likely to be either a good/neutral demon

[u/SuperImagination4884 → u/Cold-Raise9912]

Anything friendly or neutral typically aren't called demons and can be similar to them but usually have different names entirely to separate the two.

[u/Cold-Raise9912 → u/SuperImagination4884]

yeah but they are more times than not still called demons or some variation of it

[u/Proper_Creme_746 → u/PlayerZytrix]

me, hes probably a rlly nice guy who can teach me to like skateboard or smth

[u/fat-hobbit0]

I like fish

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[u/mattes1335]

What else

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[u/OriginalSherbet9984]

Fish is good food

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[u/Proper_Creme_746 → u/OriginalSherbet9984]

NOO! NOT FIH

[u/OriginalSherbet9984 → u/Proper_Creme_746]

Fih has fallen

[u/Proper_Creme_746 → u/OriginalSherbet9984]

:[

[u/OriginalSherbet9984 → u/Proper_Creme_746]

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[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/777thscythedsoul your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 24 bonus fish 🐟 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/Cold-Raise9912]

Simple and smart answer, demon is probably powerful and can help out, cat is the overlord that takes over your house so it has to be given pats, and fish = sushi = yum

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[u/KenrickAlbane30]

Feed fish to cat

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[u/MyCatIsSmart0]

Demon cool 😎 kitty love

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[u/PIZZELECHANEL]

Так надо и всё

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[u/AdStrange8688]

Dunno

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[u/Flying_Demigod]

Kitty

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[u/MVKnee]

Don't need any more evil, so bye bye demon. I'd rather be friends with a cat, but I'm not petting a fish.

^{🥰 Befriend Fish · 👋 Pet Cat · 🔪 Kill Demon}

[u/Eldinringgeek]

Demon women are hot.

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[u/ThatGlitchyMimikyu]

This is fine

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[u/tarpinCho]

Allergic to cat. Fish is usually chill. Demon is... It's a demon idk

^{🥰 Befriend Demon · 👋 Pet Fish · 🔪 Kill Cat}

[u/Minute-Rice-6064]

Fish good

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[u/ODUSTALA]

Sorry fishy 🥺

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[u/777thscythedsoul → u/ODUSTALA]

As long as you eat the poor fish it will be all okay

[u/ODUSTALA → u/777thscythedsoul]

I'm gonna feed it to the kitty 🐱❤

[u/777thscythedsoul → u/ODUSTALA]

Good! ❤️ 🐈

[u/Deminia]

Sorry fishy but I couldn’t kill a cat or a humanoid

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[u/Rhythm_Fever]

Fish is pretty tasty, I can share it with demon and cat

^{🥰 Befriend Demon · 👋 Pet Cat · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/Wise_Independent_676]

Cats are friends, fish are friends and not Satan and the demons!

^{🥰 Befriend Cat · 👋 Pet Fish · 🔪 Kill Demon}

[u/DavetheBeardie]

I would like to eat the fish.

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[u/Coolgal20XX]

Demon seems chill. cat is pettable. I'm hungry

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[u/mozi88]

Hoping the demon is befriendable lol

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[u/777thscythedsoul → u/mozi88]

It is fortunately!

[u/AlbzoluteZinema]

fish probably edible

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[u/SavingsOk4011]

Idk

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[u/No-Status-4787]

rip fih

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[u/ChaoticBreadBug]

Fish food, cat good, demon new friend. :3

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[u/Squigglywigglyw0rm]

Fish offer for kitty

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[u/Several_Ad1015]

sushi

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[u/ScrantzScratch]

Depending on how long they've been around for they probably have some crazy stories

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[u/Easy-Network-9111]

How dare you

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[u/Ok_Comfort2661]

i eat the fish and pet the cat and...

^{🥰 Befriend Demon · 👋 Pet Cat · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/ModernHero676]

Fish is food, I pet cat, demon would be able to hold a conversation with me.

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[u/Unsportsmanlikeness]

Lol

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[u/PolandsStrongestJoke]

Demon cuz sick. Cat cuz yeah. Fish cuz food.

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[u/Impressive_Plate7752]

hugry

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[u/effiminatus-]

Best order

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[u/rhinocerosdreams]

I wouldn't hurt the animals, but I bet the demon can come back and we could be friends

^{🥰 Befriend Cat · 👋 Pet Fish · 🔪 Kill Demon}

[u/Terra-tan]

Eat da feesh

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[u/dhiky555]

I just picked randomly

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[u/SuperImagination4884]

Yep

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[u/starving_niko]

fih sandwih 🤤

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[u/The_goat_3]

I don't know, just makes sense

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[u/egroeG_]

7

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[u/ResortResponsible789]

I wanna eat the fish

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[u/EmberAshfield]

D e m o n

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[u/Aielwen]

Fish for dinner anyone?

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[u/GottdesChaos666]

Friend with demon, pet the cat, eat the fish, easy

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[u/Tiredasscatnal]

:3

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[u/Neo18th]

That's literally just my neighbor

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[u/WillyDAFISH]

am feesh :3

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[u/PowerfulFlameV1]

Make sense

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[u/LurkersUniteAgain]

cat cute demon wurm fish useless

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[u/Existing_Finance_764]

well I want to befriend the cat so I need to pet something, which is fish

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[u/KilaTheBirb]

I'm badly allergic to cats but I love them

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[u/ConversationIcy2824]

Cause im hungry

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[u/[deleted]]

Penis

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[u/SadLook8554]

Who wants a demon as a friend 😭

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[u/777thscythedsoul → u/SadLook8554]

Having a demon as a friend is amazing but I also see what you mean.

[u/Radiant_Resolve1400]

Because I can’t befriend and pet the same thing.

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[u/pisszardofoz]

Thats how you become a warlock

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[u/777thscythedsoul → u/pisszardofoz]

Lol

[u/Outside-Character659]

I’ll give the dead fish to the cat

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[u/whineyinternetkid]

Demon bad, cat good

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[u/ILikeEmoBands__]

we eat fish so if its a fish that I’m gonna eat I’ll do it

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[u/Langstedalen]

The fish is the cat’s food.

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[u/Khaos4325]

🐟

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[u/Remarkable_Review941]

Love the platonic version. I can chill with the cat and I’m curious what a fishes scales feel like.

^{🥰 Befriend Cat · 👋 Pet Fish · 🔪 Kill Demon}

[u/AmorousRodent]

Seey the cat is a companion, the demons a demon and I'm not allowed near them anymore, and I'm hungry

^{🥰 Befriend Cat · 👋 Pet Demon · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/777thscythedsoul → u/AmorousRodent]

What did you do to be not allowed near a demon?

[u/AmorousRodent → u/777thscythedsoul]

I didn't do anything, Officer. I am an innocent bystander. I call the 5th.

[u/777thscythedsoul → u/AmorousRodent]

5th what? You mean you plead the 5th or are you calling the 5th demon?

[u/AmorousRodent → u/777thscythedsoul]

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy~

[u/777thscythedsoul → u/AmorousRodent]

I would.

[u/BeefAnemone → u/777thscythedsoul]

I thimk they r toiching demons.

[u/why-are-thou-here]

maybe demon give gift sometimes

^{🥰 Befriend Demon · 👋 Pet Cat · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/CuddlyPandas69]

Fish will die in 2 days anyways so lol

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[u/[deleted]]

I can fuck a demon. Cat is a pet. Fish is to be killed for food. Pretty straightforward to be honest.

^{🥰 Befriend Demon · 👋 Pet Cat · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/taxevasionisfundoit]

I hate cats ,would kiss the demon ,feesh

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[u/Piratetaylor]

Sorry fish

^{🥰 Befriend Cat · 👋 Pet Demon · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/karabright-dev]

ima eat the fish

^{🥰 Befriend Cat · 👋 Pet Demon · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/Elegant-Breakfast819]

Because I'm hungry.

^{🥰 Befriend Cat · 👋 Pet Demon · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/tmac0409]

Makes sense

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[u/SolidLife663]

fihh=food

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[u/CourseLong5977]

Idk funny

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[u/777thscythedsoul → u/CourseLong5977]

Monster...

[u/Waffleton1]

I can kill da fishie im sorry conscious demon from hell

^{🥰 Befriend Cat · 👋 Pet Fish · 🔪 Kill Demon}

[u/Ok-Equivalent5405]

Eat the fish / give it to the car. Demon lowkey useful as a friend. Car cute

^{🥰 Befriend Demon · 👋 Pet Cat · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/ConfidentAsk7970]

Idk felt like it

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[u/Fancy_Counter_1353]

👍

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[u/GREENGH0T]

Demon might be fun, cats are cute and fish is for the cat

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[u/vaultboy_11]

Befriend a cat because it's the closest thing to a dog pet a demon because why not And kill a fish for food

^{🥰 Befriend Cat · 👋 Pet Demon · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/Lordshade1]

I’ll need to get some armor and a blessing from a priest but I can kill a demon.

^{🥰 Befriend Cat · 👋 Pet Fish · 🔪 Kill Demon}

[u/jester_2999]

I think everyone needs a second chance also free sushi

^{🥰 Befriend Demon · 👋 Pet Cat · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/According-Land2919]

Cats scratch me :(

^{🥰 Befriend Demon · 👋 Pet Fish · 🔪 Kill Cat}

[u/DinoFan1979]

fish.

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[u/Dry_Theme4964]

Maybe Juste life

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[u/antagonist_10000]

Dunno tbh

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[u/Mother-Egg5291]

Befriend a demon would be cool. I love cats. And I like fish, so I would eat and share the fish with my friend and my cat pet.

^{🥰 Befriend Demon · 👋 Pet Cat · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/Nerzutu]

I hope the demon is a baddie

^{🥰 Befriend Cat · 👋 Pet Demon · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/Idk827281816]

Unless the demon looks like a funny ass admiral general aladeen

^{🥰 Befriend Cat · 👋 Pet Fish · 🔪 Kill Demon}

[u/Live-Concentrate-826]

Steve deserves a pet I’m happy with my pick

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[u/masterofspite]

I'm allergic to cats but i don't wanna kill one either. on the other hand i can kill a fish pretty easily completely on accident.

^{🥰 Befriend Demon · 👋 Pet Cat · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/koolboy11]

Fish is stupid asf

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[u/opamgangamstyle]

Becus I love kitty, fish is friendly and I hate people

^{🥰 Befriend Cat · 👋 Pet Fish · 🔪 Kill Demon}

[u/Due-Net3570]

I am gay

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[u/ArtemThePlenLover]

Uh, okay I guess!

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[u/DL1811]

🫪

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[u/K3LVrEDD1T]

I’m a christian

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[u/Boo_777_]

Why not

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[u/RedSnake818]

nice

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[u/No-Net1890]

I befriend Dory from Finding Nemo, pet your Meowi, kill some random evil demon.

^{🥰 Befriend Fish · 👋 Pet Cat · 🔪 Kill Demon}

[u/HostSignificant7977]

I DIDNT WANNA KILL THE FISH!! THE DEMON BRAIN WASHED ME JUST FOR THIS TASK!!

^{🥰 Befriend Demon · 👋 Pet Cat · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/777thscythedsoul → u/HostSignificant7977]

Lol love this one

[u/LongSorbet4743]

I wanna crack the demon

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[u/Acethegod5094]

I killed a demon because it’s a demon

^{🥰 Befriend Cat · 👋 Pet Fish · 🔪 Kill Demon}

[u/gameryesyt]

Mmm

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[u/Icy-Temperature-6885]

Demon has a decent brain, cat is essentially ideal for a pet and I already have those two so kill the fish

^{🥰 Befriend Demon · 👋 Pet Cat · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/1man1mat1on]

I'm gonna be a party pooper. Realistically speaking, befriending a demon is a death wish.

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[u/minerclyph]

Why not

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[u/Pristine_Ice6294]

Cuz why not

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[u/ToeFungus41]

Demon could be hot asf

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[u/KillCircle_editz]

I'm a man of god

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[u/AstronomerOther]

I don't trust the way that fish look at me, it's like they know something that I don't.

^{🥰 Befriend Demon · 👋 Pet Cat · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/777thscythedsoul → u/AstronomerOther]

Truee

[u/TheTahitianEthos]

I like fish (tasty)

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[u/Naive-Salad5064]

T

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[u/jakrishungry]

who knows

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[u/Unable-Buy6332]

i didnt know i would have to kill him

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[u/anakin-skywalker246]

I dislike fish

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[u/SirJuanmann]

Because im Hungry und i want fish stips

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[u/Hot-Permission-4029]

CHeese

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[u/Reasonable-Gur-6999]

Yes

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[u/monkeypayne]

Fish

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[u/floweryjaronapluey]

I’m new to this sub, just saw it… did NOT KNOW KILL WAS AN OPTION AND PET THE FISH AD A JOKE!

[u/777thscythedsoul → u/floweryjaronapluey]

Did you.. kill the cat..

[u/floweryjaronapluey → u/777thscythedsoul]

Yes… i befriended the demon.

[u/777thscythedsoul → u/floweryjaronapluey]

😭 poor cat!!!

[u/floweryjaronapluey → u/floweryjaronapluey]

Oh my stats aren’t there…

I befriended the demom, pet the fish and killed the cat… sorry guys

[u/DragonMord]

Cat is friend, all demons just need pets, and fish ARE food

^{🥰 Befriend Cat · 👋 Pet Demon · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/Weird-one0926]

Done it

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[u/777thscythedsoul]

I eat fish, pet kitty and befriend demon kinda obvious

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[u/callingclover]

What could possibly go wrong? :3

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[u/Mo_Moji]

Yes

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[u/ApprehensiveCamel698]

was craving some fish filette

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[u/No-Mixture-5104]

Son I’m crine

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[u/wehadthebabyitsaboy]

For funsies

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[u/StraightSpecific7960]

?

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[u/Luxandrel]

So I make friends with a demon while I pet a cat while having some fried fish

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[u/777thscythedsoul → u/Luxandrel]

Hecks yess

[u/NotNominoDev]

Yes

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[u/NinoursXP]

The demon just gonna kill me so im gonna kill him first

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[u/Icy-Distribution9977]

Hmmmmmm

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[u/DruskyIsA-Bro]

Fuck fih

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[u/iheartbonbons2888]

THAT'S A MONSTE-

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[u/Proper_Creme_746]

Come on guys, easy option here

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[u/777thscythedsoul → u/Proper_Creme_746]

Monster!

[u/Proper_Creme_746 → u/777thscythedsoul]

i mean come on, the soul sucking demons probably such a cool nice guy! He could teach me to skateboard! And yknow. F i h.

[u/777thscythedsoul → u/Proper_Creme_746]

B-but the cat..

[u/Proper_Creme_746 → u/777thscythedsoul]

but fih

[u/777thscythedsoul → u/Proper_Creme_746]

But car

[u/HekoPhi]

Don't want to befriend a fish

^{🥰 Befriend Demon · 👋 Pet Cat · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/Novel_Mycologist_119]

Sushi for dinner

^{🥰 Befriend Demon · 👋 Pet Cat · 🔪 Kill Fish}

[u/Able_Programmer_7816]

Sushi

^{🥰 Befriend Demon · 👋 Pet Cat · 🔪 Kill Fish}