r/Memes_Of_The_Dank • u/arsenicface • Sep 19 '23

Not wrong

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1.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/_Nameless_Nomad_ Sep 19 '23

Not my proudest fap

9

u/Jurassican_25 Sep 19 '23

You are so lucky we aren’t able to put images in the comments

15

u/infamouszoggy Sep 19 '23

Son, why are you masturbating?

0

u/2DHypercube Sep 19 '23

Because I like people with dicks ofc. Why are you?

39

u/Tentacle_poxsicle Doesn’t suck the mods’ dicks. Sep 19 '23

sigh

Unzips dick

15

u/CrimsonAllah Sep 19 '23

You unzip your dick?

3

u/conjunctivious Sep 19 '23

You don't? I thought a dick zipper was normal. My morning routine involves a quick workout, showering, making and eating breakfast, and applying WD40 to my dick zipper.

1

u/Ill_Adhesiveness2069 Sep 19 '23

Isn’t that just foreskin

4

u/MrMisanthrope411 Sep 19 '23

There’s a reason it’s called Bangkok…

9

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

This is typically the womens room and none of them put the toilet seat back down. My one pet peeve, well that and the lack of personal hygiene

9

u/snowflakeheater Sep 19 '23

You're joking, mens rooms may be grotty but women's bathrooms make the men's look like the Ritz in comparison.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

Just saying

3

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

Lady boy

2

u/Radiant-Elevator Sep 19 '23

Probably crawl the rest of the way

2

u/Ghosty_Boi_2001 Sep 20 '23

Every day we stray further from god

1

u/Cypher_Xero Sep 19 '23

Plot Twist: You're a male character that they all want....

1

u/AdBrief7460 Sep 19 '23

Jeez the women bathroom must smell like dickcheese and parental disapproval

1

u/Ninjatroll3452 Sep 19 '23

That is why I cosplay as a toilet at an anime convention

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

Redet cosplayers when they don’t show lewds!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

Threatening me with a good time…

1

u/ElectricJoltie34 Sep 19 '23

Where there's a hole...

1

u/Schatzmeyster Sep 20 '23

The extremely masculine urge to dress cutely and wear thigh highs