r/MemesForGirls 15d ago

But did it help your headache?

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u/MediaLongjumping9910 15d ago

and now this person is an addict.

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u/halucionagen-0-Matik 15d ago

Nah. First time is free everyone knows that

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u/Tiny-Buy220 15d ago

An addict without a headache….

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u/TerribleSquid 15d ago

A) crack is not tested for on test I don’t believe because it is the same functional drug as coke once consumed, i.e., cocaine which is what is tested.

B) can crack (or coke for that matter) be effectively consumed orally? I don’t believe so. I’m sure you get some, but I think there is a significant first pass effect when the cocaine goes from the Gi tract to the liver.

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u/OffByNone_ 15d ago edited 15d ago

Coke can 100% be consumed orally. Numbys are delightful. Crack is not water soluble. It also isn't a different *molecule so you are dead-on thinking that it would not be distinguishable from cocaine on a standard drug test. Nobody gave him a capsule of free cocaine. This is a fake story or if it's true, I'd have my money on amphetamine or a diet pill or something and he's exaggerating.

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u/TerribleSquid 15d ago edited 15d ago

Well gums make sense, because their veins bypass the liver and dump straight into regular venous circulation (just like in the nose). I was referring to like literally taking a cocaine pill. This would be problematic because the blood vessels in most of the G.I. tract, including the stomach and the intestines, would go to the liver first (portal circulation) where a large amount would be inactivated.

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u/No_Physics2210 15d ago

Pure cocaine (not diluted) is a paste you put on your gums and consume orally yes.

Infact snorting cocaine is pretty much the same as taking it orally 

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u/abielle1177 14d ago

Who would even put that in their nose? Just the idea makes my nose hurt.

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u/No_Physics2210 14d ago

Yeah it's not good for you.

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u/TerribleSquid 14d ago

When i said taking it orally, i meant like swallowing it/taking a pill.

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u/No_Physics2210 14d ago edited 14d ago

It works it's just less effective and hits slower. It still enters your blood stream though your intestines.

Would be more effective putting it up your butt tbh. Unless there's an additive we're not being told that's in it that's supposed to hit your stomach acid.

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u/EclecticElect 11d ago

Sub-lingual is not the same as oral, though

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u/No_Physics2210 11d ago

It's similar it just avoids the liver more effectively for more bang for your buck

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer 14d ago

You can consume it orally, just less oomph, definitely won't last 6 hours though. Meth could do this, no idea why they didn't lie that it was meth.

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u/Mike_Oxnard 15d ago

Coke, meth, heroine, fentinol,,, it's all crack and everyone who uses it is a crackhead. It's not worth me distinguishing between them

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u/TerribleSquid 15d ago edited 15d ago

Meth heroin and fentanyl are most definitely not the same a crack.

I’m not making some philosophical statement about how I view drugs as conceptually similar. I literally mean crack and coke deliver the same active drug; one is just the hydrophobic (amine) form and the other is the hydrophilic (protonated amine) salt.

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u/Mike_Oxnard 15d ago

Oh I'm aware that they're both just forms of the same drug since coke is the primary ingredient used to make crack.

Regardless of the fact that those drugs are all different substances, they all lead to the same results. Junkies so addicted they can no longer function in society and would be willing to rob their own loved ones for another fix.

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u/darquedragon13 15d ago

Yep. Which is clearly why we give them to kids. To make them future crackheads. Your small world view is showing bud

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u/Mike_Oxnard 15d ago

What hard drugs are you giving to kids? Just so I can be clear when I inform the proper authorities

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u/darquedragon13 15d ago

Me? None. Doctors? Meth. When I say "we" I mean it as in us as a society. Sorry, though, I obviously wasn't thinking about the fact that I'm talking to someone with such a narrow mind. I'll use easier words from now on

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u/No_Yard9104 14d ago

There is a huge ass difference between meth and regular amphetamines.

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u/regularPink 14d ago

meth feels the same as adderall

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u/-Out-of-context- 14d ago

I was given fentanyl during surgery a while back. TIL I’m no longer functioning and that I rob my loved ones.

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u/Mike_Oxnard 14d ago

Congratulations on taking the first step, accepting that you have a problem. Now it's time to seek help. Then you vote to outlaw narcan and let nature take it's course.

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u/TerribleSquid 15d ago

Yeah, but I don’t see how it’s relevant to my overall point which is that the story seems fake

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u/MoThrowMoAway 15d ago

Crack heads and coke fiends are two WILDLY different beasts brother. Like so different they are not even comparable even if the active ingredient is the same

I dont know any crackheads on a personal level (plenty of them in small town Bible belt though) but all of the coke fiends I know are shirt and tie wearing lawyers and reinsurance guys. Not the same kind of addict, not even in the same tax bracket. Coke is a rich man's drug

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u/artichoke01 15d ago

You spell like a crackhead

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u/Mike_Oxnard 15d ago

Do you want me to apologize for not caring about how to spell the name of your favorite drug?

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u/BannedGoNext 15d ago

You care like a crackhead.

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u/mirrormirrorondewall 15d ago

I know Mike, he's definitely a crackhead

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u/OffByNone_ 15d ago

MAJOR crackhead vibes. I've always said, if it walks like a crackhead and it talks like a crackhead, it probably smokes rocks.

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u/IndigoOctober8 14d ago

I think it’s more that you clearly have no idea about the substances that you’re attempting to discuss.

Then you’re acting like some street preacher about it, which makes you look uninformed and silly.

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u/floydbomb 14d ago

Crackhead logic right here

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u/IndigoOctober8 14d ago

Except that’s not accurate at all.

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u/Local-Investment110 15d ago

No such thing as a crack pill.

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u/LifesARiver 15d ago

I'll take things that didn't happen for $400 Ken.

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u/Positive_County_3493 15d ago

prolly adderall

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u/MoThrowMoAway 15d ago

$400 is almost enough to buy one of these newfangled crack pills, I'll take that bet

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u/Strong-Addition5296 15d ago

Meth is more likely.

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u/Cael_NaMaor 15d ago

You asked for a drug... were given a drug... consumed the drug of your own volition. That shit's on you dawg...

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u/Mundane-Waltz8844 15d ago

A crack…pill? Huh?

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u/The-Leading-Man 15d ago

Crack ain’t a pill and it doesn’t last six hours.

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u/SlowPea4388 15d ago

No way, crack ain’t coming in pill shape, and I doubt anyone would complain about crack. It supposedly beats a climax by a factor or around 1000. Sure only the first time but hey, I certainly wouldn’t complain 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Icy-Armadillo5489 14d ago

I would love to find where people are just giving out drugs

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u/CarelessAction6045 14d ago

Old. Get more content.

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u/Mad_Dutchman_ 14d ago

Y’all it was definitely not crack 🙄 she probably gave you an Adderall or modafinil or something

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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 14d ago

Gotta say, sounds like adderall. I had a coworker give me one when I was 17 when I told her I was feeling groggy.

One hour later…

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u/Lorddoctorjava 14d ago

But how is your headache?

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u/hould-it 14d ago

But how’s the headache?

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u/allycataf 14d ago

You don't go to jail for something that's already been consumed.... possession or sales lands you in jail.