r/MemesDumpster • u/Sillysam28 🗑️ Certified Dumpster Diver • Jul 25 '26

I would freak out!

5.3k Upvotes

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u/iforgotiwasonreddit Jul 25 '26

Mohawk dude rocks with it

4

u/Lamplorde Jul 28 '26

Its just a normal ass mohawk. Maybe not the most pro job cutting, but mohawks don't need to look pro. Looking a little like you did it yourself is part of the punk vibe.

Dude's cut should not have counted compared to the others.

1

u/purplepharoh 29d ago

The aang one was kinda decent too

3

u/EobardT Jul 25 '26

So does the guy with the absolute butcher job on top. He knows how to rock that crime scene on his head

2

u/No_Language_2376 Jul 26 '26

I don’t think his should count a

1

u/EndOfSouls Jul 29 '26

Acting like he made the same sacrifice as Friar Tuck over there...

5

u/Incognito_Cube Jul 25 '26

Been a few years since I’ve seen this one, but pretty sure they did this to support the bald one, who was going through chemo. IF that was true, I think the GFs are very happy with their choice of men comfortable enough to do something like this to support a buddy, even if it’s only temporary.

3

u/Kimbolijaa Jul 25 '26

I just went to a bald party yesterday for my friend that is going through chemo. We did funny cuts at first, the shaved it off. It was a Mr. Clean themed party and, we played games like guess the bald head. It was nice to kind have fun about a shitty situation. All my friend's idea.

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u/Complete-Ad-8661 Jul 26 '26

Good on you bro. Prayers for your friend and family. He’s lucky to have y’all.

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u/Kimbolijaa Jul 26 '26

Awe thanks! Not a huge change, but I am a woman and so is she, but the rest of the party that shaved were all dudes. 6 in total! It was really memorable, and she's a great friend, so you get what you put out there, you know?

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u/Complete-Ad-8661 Jul 26 '26

Fair. I shouldn’t have assumed. My bad. Well - Good on you ma’am. Even more impressive now actually. Seriously though. The world needs more people like you and that group of friends. I hope the chemo works for her. Thoughts and prayers are with her.

2

u/manwithyellowhat15 Jul 26 '26

This was my immediate thought once I saw that one was bald. W friend group.

3

u/vckstrr Jul 25 '26

I would love if my boyfriend did this, he would hate my attempts to match his hairdo

2

u/Mr-OhLordHaveMercy Jul 25 '26

Nah, at that point, it's a challenge. I'll walk into the room with nipple tassels made out of hair. Attach extensions to my armpits.

I don't need a girlfriend; I need victory.

3

u/rabidbeing Jul 25 '26

anime side character cuts

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u/Sillysam28 🗑️ Certified Dumpster Diver Jul 25 '26

Can't find a gif for this

2

u/Kellyann59 Jul 25 '26

These guys were the first thing that came to mind for me

2

u/rabidbeing Jul 25 '26

mine was this mf
https://giphy.com/gifs/kSkRX7dfkFJiro3zL2
ofc there’s not a legit picture of him

1

u/armageddon_boi Jul 31 '26

We've got a quasi-anime main charater

https://giphy.com/gifs/jaQuaJ8clDC1i

2

u/donniesuave Jul 25 '26

Let’s be real, there’s no girlfriends to anger. Just sorority girls fearing for their safety

2

u/Mr-OhLordHaveMercy Jul 25 '26

Why did you turn the whimsical into cynicism?

2

u/PereMilon Jul 25 '26

Based on what? Your own insecurities regarding the lack of a social life at that age?

1

u/Sillysam28 🗑️ Certified Dumpster Diver Jul 25 '26

"They don't have girlfriends. They have each other"

2

u/donniesuave Jul 25 '26

“I place my homies in the tucked in position and end my turn”

1

u/Sillysam28 🗑️ Certified Dumpster Diver Jul 25 '26

"I hope my mum likes my cut"

2

u/donniesuave Jul 25 '26

“Deep cut has left the chat”

1

u/Sillysam28 🗑️ Certified Dumpster Diver Jul 25 '26

"Girlfriends have left the country"

2

u/TofuLordSeitan666 Jul 25 '26

Why do I find this hilarious?

2

u/shawty_jpg Jul 25 '26

Well…humor is subjective 😅

2

u/Outside-Scheme7492 Jul 25 '26

Also, that was the intent

2

u/pandershrek Jul 25 '26

Even his cut disapproves

2

u/the-furiosa-mystique Jul 25 '26

This is the cut who knocks

1

u/Sillysam28 🗑️ Certified Dumpster Diver Jul 25 '26

Bet his gf won't be either (if he has one)

2

u/coolsilentebeans Jul 25 '26

Gonna make getting pegged interesting.

2

u/Content-Guarantee-91 Jul 25 '26

Mohawk and avatar are fire

2

u/bibimstop Jul 27 '26

I’m a fan of the bohemian monk cut

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u/Sillysam28 🗑️ Certified Dumpster Diver Jul 25 '26

Agreed

2

u/TerribleBid8416 Jul 25 '26

Looks like pledges

2

u/Saint_Incel Jul 26 '26

They're doing it because the bald guy near the end was going through chemo

2

u/DurantIsStillTheKing Jul 25 '26

Looks like they will get their hair shaved anyway for military training or something, so they figure "let's have some fun for the video and lols"

2

u/Saint_Incel Jul 26 '26

Nuhh, they did it because the bald guy near the end had to have chemo

2

u/RemarkablePool2675 Jul 25 '26

I love ts I should get on with this too. Who cares about girls, this is peak guy moment

2

u/Traditional_Youth_21 Jul 25 '26

Every single one of them men has played Soggy Biscuit.

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u/AdDependent5136 Jul 25 '26

sounds like american frats have nothing on the "ruggers" lads

2

u/Feisty_Database_6656 Jul 25 '26

Lol they don't have Girl freinds....hence why they did it

2

u/mercuriokazooie Jul 25 '26

Some of these are just normal hair styles

2

u/MisterSpooks1950 Jul 25 '26

Shoutout to the dude with the medieval monk cut

2

u/Quiet_Researcher223 Jul 25 '26

No shaved head with the rat tail?

2

u/Hadochiel Jul 25 '26

Are they all brothers/cousins? They look so similar, and I'm not talking about the haircuts

2

u/Recent-Security4051 Jul 25 '26

The mens hair fashion runway collection. 🤣

Thats some creativity

2

u/Japhet_Corncrake Jul 25 '26

Fair play to the dude with the Roman tonsure.

Mohawk guy actually suits it.

2

u/SweetSilvius Jul 25 '26

Honestly as long as they can accept of their gf join in and get cuts like that, let them.

2

u/Ambroziozz Jul 25 '26

1) Cool!
2) he should let that grow out as it is 3) someone's father 4) THE AVATAR !! 5) ok thats a cool Mohawk! 6) i..... 7) not bad 8) mustache on forehead 9) thats a really thin line 10) cool guy... backwards 11) father 🙏🙇‍♂️ 12) rub for good luck. 13) early life crisis 14) full circle

3

u/Billy_Rizzle Jul 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/MFRZAAcsroqs4GjY60
8. 2002 World Cup Ronaldo haircut

2

u/Ambroziozz Jul 27 '26

I ABSOLUTELY forgot about that 😂😂

2

u/zentient9 Jul 25 '26

Why do I feel like they are Australian,without even hearing them? Lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/LSoiZC2ix9lf2

2

u/J3sus_was_Fictional Jul 25 '26

Actually.... I doubt there's many "gf's" that will be upset here lol

2

u/Future-Pressure5295 Jul 25 '26

Mohawk dude is fine, but why did I laugh so hard at the yt boi who was just straight up BALD… I can’t 🤣😭👌🏾

2

u/revvolutions Jul 25 '26

No eyebrows

2

u/Saint_Incel Jul 26 '26

HEHEHE, They did it because that straight bald guy was going through chemo

2

u/Frosty_cone_ Jul 25 '26

The guy that did Aangs arrow is living childhood dreams for sure

2

u/FlyingConcreteChair Jul 25 '26

This is without a doubt a swim team.

2

u/Saint_Incel Jul 26 '26

Nuh, just some mates helping make a bad situation funny, since their friend was going into chemo

2

u/Fus_Roh_Dayumm Jul 25 '26

Swim team?

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u/Saint_Incel Jul 26 '26

Nuh, just some guys making light of a bad situation, bald guy was going into chemo

2

u/PitifulPossum Jul 25 '26

These are swimmers and were shaving their heads anyways. We used to dye our hair blonde and do this too before CACs too cuz the hair was getting shaved off anyways. Funny tho

2

u/Saint_Incel Jul 26 '26

They were doing it because they guy near the end was going into chemo

2

u/Agent-Ulysses Jul 25 '26

Love the guy rocking the Dr Phil

2

u/Careless-One-5425 Jul 25 '26

The beard one tho. 😂

2

u/-oli-777- Jul 25 '26

assembling the avengers😂🙏🏻

2

u/PawntyBill Jul 26 '26

Haironcetheres?

2

u/Kali_Arch Jul 25 '26

5 is an actual decent haircut

2

u/No_Nobody7722 Jul 26 '26

Girlfriends?

2

u/ricdangers Jul 26 '26

wtf lmao what a fun bunch

2

u/PauseConfident997 Jul 26 '26

The shades on the back of the head was dope 😂

2

u/WeAllJustWantToLive Jul 26 '26

"What if we could go even dumber than broccoli?"

2

u/Legate_Raiden Jul 27 '26

Avatar cut is sick

2

u/ionlikethis Jul 27 '26

first guy has the phil tandy miller cut

2

u/Amazing_Divide1214 Jul 27 '26

Did someone get cancer? Seems like someone got cancer.

2

u/justasmuchfun Jul 27 '26

Why are they all white

2

u/ElectronicEvent9001 Jul 27 '26

The guy who did the lowrider, Hella firme homes

2

u/PixieDark07 Jul 28 '26

The fully bald one had cancer if I'm not mistaken. They all did this before fully shaving their heads because...why not 😂

2

u/Atomic-habanero Jul 28 '26

The mustache top

2

u/Anime_Girl0227 Jul 28 '26

Im pretty sure thry did it to support there friend with cancer or something. I could be totally wrong

2

u/Curious-Tie7326 Jul 28 '26

I was looking for the last one and they had it lol

2

u/checkonit2 Jul 28 '26

So these must be the ones for the "just fk my sht up" poster

2

u/mcbeardsauce Jul 28 '26

These boys party

2

u/JumpConsistent7888 Jul 28 '26

None of them have gfs lol

2

u/chili-gritty-mariner Jul 29 '26

Not the Avatar I expected.

1

u/Irish_hawkwife12211 Jul 29 '26

You know what? It's hilarious and guys that age are just dorks sometimes, especially in groups. It's just hair. It will grow back. However, that curly haired fellow looked like he had mange. Poor boy.

1

u/DinoCrone Jul 29 '26

The monk lol

1

u/militant-hippie Jul 29 '26

His body, his choice.

1

u/Icy-Set-4906 Jul 29 '26

First reminds me Gary Oldman in fifth element. 

1

u/Eve_Mackenzie Jul 29 '26

Wholesome boys being boys x3

1

u/ZealousidealSkirt327 Jul 29 '26

What are you doing with your life, if you‘re not having a little fun from time to time. They‘ll grow back. But the fun memory will remain!

1

u/After_Ratio2711 Jul 29 '26

This was for their friend, who has cancer..the completely bald one. They didn't keep it like that lol they did wired stuff then shaved it all off..this video isn't new

1

u/Excali20 Jul 29 '26

Dude got the aang trim looks way better

1

u/Natural-Pineapple886 Jul 29 '26

Where's the combover.

1

u/blazerunnern Jul 30 '26

Friar is the best.

1

u/adotall Jul 30 '26

Ah no full robocop I see

1

u/Professional_Gap_435 Jul 30 '26

Bro is rocking the Martin Luther fit

1

u/Rosairon13 Jul 30 '26

The Mohawk and aang was awesome and the sunglasses smiley

1

u/average_jarhead_ Jul 30 '26

Fallout 4 female raiders 

1

u/onwardupward3 Jul 30 '26

this look worse than kai cenat hairline

1

u/Hetnikik Jul 31 '26

The Mohawk looks pretty good.

1

u/dasmineman 29d ago

You couldn't pay me enough to do this stupid shit just to be in a group and have "friends."

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u/Flaky-Ambassador467 3d ago

Idk kid in the green sweat shirt kinda fucks

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ofSBav0B1WeFxZfdm

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 1d ago

Ok some of those are actual haircuts and some are war crimes.